Well Sup Forums...how would you describe 4chins et al?

I was browsing the web and this popped up as something I might be interested in. I read it, & I'm interested in what Sup Forums would say regarding this...here's what it says.
>Quora, Reddit, Sup Forums, and Tumblr are now their own countries. What does life look in each?
>How are they governed?
>what is their culture?
>what is their relationship with the other countries(websites)?
>what laws do they have, etc...

Well Sup Forums?

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Sup Forums is the equivalent of Genghis Khan's army

>people still use quora

Sup Forums is basically any Muslim country. Spreading its hateful ideology to other countries. Blowing up decent people and trying to convert and take over the world. Only difference is Sup Forums is motivated by mischief and Islam is stupid religion.

Sup Forums is the same as Balkans.

Bunch of same poor faggots fighting other same poor faggots about who is taller and less degenerate.

Day of the rake best day of my life

day of the rake soon leaf

Sup Forums is a mad max world. There are different factions (boards) who skirmish but for the most part coexist. Also as a whole, its mostly chaos.

we are governed by chaos theory. We think we are chaotic by nature,but really we go with the flow.

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>Sup Forums a country
That's the same as saying Europe is a country. The demographics of Sup Forums are so diverse and segregated that this site will never be a single entity.

4th riech only the "hilter" is the hive-mind contributing into one intelligence and one goal. Yet we are able to not compromise our individual personalities despite the hive-mind.

we have no leader, our identity is (mostly) hidden

Sup Forums is full of white males with higher then average IQ and a higher then average rate of autism. We also have the most freedom of any board.

Tumblr is full of overweight and mentally damaged SJW.

Reddit is basically Germany.

I think Sup Forums would be the best country desu.

Sup Forums would be a populace and chaotic country where people are very free.

Somalia?

Never have I been insulted more in my entire life

>Somalia?
How many african flags do you see here? It would be like early united states.

>no real rules except for a couple of fundamentals
>everyone has great bant anyway

4channaria is an ancap nation

4chin is Cadia. Eternally invaded, and will one day be overrun and used as a trophy like mockery by our enemies.

Just replace every face with an Aussie face and the pic pretty much comes true.

>Quora is unknown
>Reddit is Japan
>Sup Forums is Somalian
>Tumblr is secede California

I don't know much about Quora or Reddit, but I know Tumblr is gay as all shit, so they get a gay as all hell flag.

A confederacy of different boards(tribes) with different ideas and goals. Outside of boards with repeating numbers disabled they worship the god of repeating numbers, otherwise it's just the god of repeating zeros.

With feminisation in the low 0,2's in best cases the boards are very chaotic and often invade other countries.
Tbh I don't understand tumblr layout.purpose(it's supposed to be sort of blog that isn't blog, but social shit what the hell) and probably never will, not that I've tried to browse it for more than 10 minutes.

Sup Forums would be like a highly xenophobic african nation full of warlords running around with AKs, wearing pink suits and wedding dresses, and who would all be starving if they hadn't become accustomed to living on a steady diet of memes and spite, of which their crop is bountiful.

>California isn't the greatest state in America
You don't know anything shitskin.

Sup Forums is ultimately egalitarian
mods stop you from killing each other, forming raids (eg Sup Forums city attacking /mlp/ city) but otherwise the individual cities are left to their own devices

each city builds all their own shit, there's no central fuckface demanding tribute or whatever with the capacity to enforce it

>Reddit is Japan
>Sup Forums is Somalian
fuck off

more like Sup Forums is USA and plebbit is soviet russia

Sup Forums is an anarchist society with global rules being the NAP

Never heard of Quora.
Reddit would be a totalitarian big brother state with strict laws. Having the wrong thoughts or opinions gets you exiled or jailed.
tumblr wouldn't last as a country, it'd be at war with itself and getting progressively more and more savage until they manage to wipe themselves out.
Sup Forums would be mostly lawless with a few basic ones in place to keep things from being a total clusterfuck. It would be chaotic but not insane, there would be an order to the chaos. Sup Forums would be a much, much looser European Union with all the boards clumped together and balkanized. Sup Forums, /vg/, /vr/, /vp/ would all band together for instance. Bigger boards like Sup Forums and Sup Forums would cannibalize the smaller boards for clay and resources.

I kinda feel like /k/ /diy/ /out/ /an/ /ck/ /o/ /fit/ /fa/ and maybe /tg/ and some less populated boards like /sci/ or some shit would flock together since they all target a similar audience, ~20-40 white english-speaking males

to be fair pol would probably just start invading the shit out of people while flying the flag of reddit or other boards.

I'm ashamed to say I used to go on Quora before I was redpilled and I can truthfully say it's like Reddit on steroids. The most popular users are violent left-wing Jews and any dissenting opinions are instantly shut down, despite the site advertising itself as promoting free speech. Stay away at all costs.

Cadia will never fall though.

>California
>greatest state
Cali is full of shitskins you fool

Yep. Quora is the worst website on the internet.

Sup Forums would be made up of different states all of which having different laws.

Reddit would be split into smaller and bigger sections and couldn't agree on anything in terms of governing itself.

Tumblr would probably die after a few generations due to low reproduction rates.

Who the fuck cares about Quora.

>Now those Autistic Sup Forums Parliament threads are useful because we are a country now

meme magic

1800s America

kekekek

>Reddit would be split into smaller and bigger sections and couldn't agree on anything in terms of governing itself.
plus corrupt government

Sup Forums IS THE COUNTRY OF PEACE

only because they wont advance the fucking timeline.

Sup Forums is Austranapan.

Ultimate shit posting on other sites, and asian level group anonymity and autism.

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXEEECO?

If we are a country why don't we have an anthem?

This

>implying Sup Forumsistan has just 1 anthem.

this is where humanity and feelings come to die

Yes. Absolutely yes.

Sup Forums is byzantine.

Deus Vult!

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ooo say can you see
by the dawn of the early shitpost

It is good as a porn aggregator. Plus I can find art of some specific cunts if I feel like it.

>Sup Forums annexs tumblr with little to no resistant as they are to busy to not offend anyone and figuring out which gender they are
>reddit will either be infiltrated and be our puppet pushing our agendas (like burgerland is for israel) or will be conquered in a blitzkrieg because of our superior memetechnology
>quora: where dafaq is that insignifacant piece of shit country?

reddit is sweden
tumblr is San Francisco
Sup Forums is Athens circa 400 BC

>00

Kek wills it.

Praise kek
Day of the rake is comming

I see Sup Forums as a collection of provinces or states, which represent each board respectively. Each state is run by a mod, who use janitors to watch over the state keep the peace. The mods are in turn governed by gookmoot, who is the incompetent emperor of Sup Forums. Each state has their own unique culture, but most are unified by a couple core principles and way of life. Some states are much more populated than others, but the more populated states tend to be shitty and filled with idiots(Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums), while less populated state have less going on but are comfy.

Overall the nation of Sup Forums is a chaotic place to live but if one is suited for it then they will feel a sense of belonging not found in any other nation

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Stop using a Canadian proxy to shitpost Australian

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>"Tell me about Quora! Why does it shill on Sup Forums?"
>[GUNSHOT]
>"he didn't play so well"

>this is the only correct answer

Do you kiss your Heresy With that mouth

We are pretty much that yellow black ball meme that does whatever it wants whenever

Unless you post something illegal like Pedosta and Clintons secret collection, its allowed here

Amen

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Tumblr confirmed for getting the Canadian flag

do we three have access to nukes? yes? then fuck all it doesn't matter we're all dead. no? tumblr is basically brazil, reddit is some communist country, and Sup Forums is a group of smaller countries

Make this a separate thread!

We are not talking about fagstonia

tumblr parties and feasts, depleting their food supplies within a couple of days. they berate the soil, but the racist ground won't give up any more food.

Sup Forums is more of a libertarian country, everyone does their own shit, people only get banned for really bad shit, kinda nice.

Canada = reddit

Day of the rake when?

Sup Forums is easily America.
>Invades other websites for lulz
>Has freedom of speech
>Every other website thinks of us as the shithole of the internet while we don't give a fuck about them
>Causes massive butthurt in other websites
>Sup Forums culture influences internet culture

>section of country closed
>why?
>niggers

>first political candidate to get quints wins

> $14 trillion spent to determine if Italians are in fact white

>signs at the borders that say "fuck off we're full"

>/diy/ and /sci/ in charge of space program. We dont actually send humans, just sattelites that only broadcast trap porn

>/k/ actually invades sealand, just to blow it up wigh a bunvh of tannerite and a nugget because they were bored and it was funny

>Sup Forums is in charge of the national media. It is a fine able offense to not be bane posting all of ghe time.

>Sup Forums is the head of the department of tax collections. Basically if you dont pay taxes, they talk about prank ordering pizzas but never do and get sidetracked with sniffing their cumsock while masturbating to gay furry incest porn.

>/o/ in charge of the DOT. Fucking stickers everywhere

Mite b cool

soon very soom

top fucking kek

Sup Forums would be be mostly an ancap paradise, with some smaller societies within it, like the dumb hillshills, a bunch of commies, natsoc, so on.

>Reddit is basically Germany.
It hurts how true this is.

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Pol is Israel.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO

Reddit is Canada (forced tolerance, beauracratic, "were smarter than you, so shut up and be taken care of" gov mentality) , we're the USA (simulated freedom, more chaos and less structure, mods are often corrupt but work behind a veil of big gov. and things are sufficiently chaotic so people don't realize or mind subtle controls, tumblr is Cali, MA, IL, CT, NY but not NYC. Were a site where the smart, creative, loud, wiley and persistent can succeed, Like the US.

Quora is an irrelevant EU nation that

Long live the United Boards of Sup Forums

Each state of the US could be a board on it's own and we all each other just like them.

Tumblr the nation

>no head of state, ran by a collection of feminist matriarchs
>absolutely no borders, people come and go as they wish
>police force and military is essentially antifa squads armed with strongly worded letters
>society operates on a privilege caste system, with black trans disabled females at the very top and white males as the slave class
>no democracy of any kind, officials are voted in by a privilege line of succession
>only currency is salt
>colleges only offer Gender Studies, African-American History and Sociology and are 100% mandatory for every citizen
>courts are decided by how hurt someone's feelings are, and a white male testimony is worth 1/100 of others
>laws are image macros made by the people and enacted once there are enough likes
>main industries are novel writing and weight loss supplements
>at perpetual war with every other nation

This post is blasphemous

Sup Forums would be the golden horde attacking and causing trouble over the world but would fly under the flag of China (which would be our Reddit) and we would sometimes trick them into doing our deeds like with the DONALD

Reddit would basically be middle class swpl America.

Tumblr would collapse overnight as no one has any practical skills beyond inventing pronouns and making shitty steven universe fanart.

Sup Forums would be like the Vikings, raiding Tumblr for war brides and Reddit for loot.