What does Sup Forums think of based Joe Rogan?

What does Sup Forums think of based Joe Rogan?

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Beaner

In regards to that whole Brendan Schaub thing, he did nothing wrong.

seems like a decent industrious lad

weed lmao do

Absolute shit comedian.

Quality fight announcer.

Average interviewer.

All round okay human bean.

>closeted faggot
>based
hmmmm...

A surprisingly clever person for how unintelligent he actually is. Only as well-informed as the last person he talked to. Still great at having conversations and reading people.

Here's an honest answer. Joe Rogan has no actual principles. He only sits on the fence.

Psuedo-Intellectual who can occasionally get some interesting discussion on his podcast because he isn't a close minded SJW.

Get an updated pic of bald Joe.

Why is his shirt off?

He's extremely ignorant. He still believes in "brain pills" like Alpha Brain and shills them on his podcast. Also says he takes three times the dosage because they "work better that way." He fell for the Bulletproof Coffee meme and even shilled for Asprey on his podcast for a long time. Now he's a keto diet shill, even though the keto diet has been around forever and has been debunked as useless to anyone who isn't epileptic.

Pretty much everything he says about nutrition or supplementation is based on a bro science approach to educating himself. I wasn't surprised to learn he's a college drop out and heavy drug user. Brian Dunning tried to explain how misled he is and Rogan got super defensive and later emailed Dunning to tell him he's a cunt.

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It's embarrassing to listen to him try to argue about the moon landing with Neil Tyson. Cringe inducing, even.

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what happened?

his last special was way better than i was expecting.

>1.7m or 5'7"
lel, opinion discarded.

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
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>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

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Joe went full redpill mode and basically made the guy quit the UFC

Isn't that in all honesty the best intelligent position? If Joe Rogan were a game of thrones character he'd probably be littlefinger.

>Absolute shit comedian.
>Quality fight announcer.
>Average interviewer.
>All round okay human bean.
I disagree on the "average interviewer" part, unless you're referring to post fight interviews where I give him credit for being decent. The podcast interviews are kinda hit or miss, which is why I really can't listen to them unless he has a really great guest like Bas Rutten who can carry the show.

When Joe interviews people smarter than him, which is most people he has on the show, he frequently feels threatened by their level of education and tries to forcefully steer the conversation back to areas where he believes himself to be an expert. For instance, he rudely insulted the physique of Gad Saad after Gad showed him up in a discussion about academia and then began telling Gad "You need to keto, bro."

Yeah I thought it was pretty good, really good when compared to all his previous stuff

I love his podcast but holy fuck is his comedy bad.

That show "Joe rogean questions everything" was funny as hell

He's not a good interviewer as in he needs good chemistry to let his guest speak and not derail the interview with some stupid "pull up those gorillas" shit.

But he deserves credit for making hundreds of them on his own time and dime. Some are great, others are meh, I usually skip the ones when the guest is a MMA guy or another Comedian.

pretty sure that's why his podcast is so popular.

also he's at least put his money where his mouth is when it comes to factory farming, he actually hunts for his meat.

jew
controlled opposition
fucking idiot

>tattoos
>based

Get the fuck out of here you goddamn seditious degenerate.

>Absolute shit comedian
This. I've listened to hours of his podcasts and the only times he makes me laugh is when he starts babbling on about Mountain Lions, or "life experiences", or universes within black holes or some other retarded shit to an eminent professor.

I like him on UFC stuff

Is Joe Rogan the Tupac of our era?

t. 1.71m manlet

lelelelelelel opinion disregarded
>t. 1.9m alpha with 30cm cock

well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

the wop was all anti NWO and anti JEW untill they threatened him with killing his family so he sold out

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shame too because he was anti NASA and their lies about "space" he was all moon landing hoax then had to sell out for fear of his family's life

If Joe was a GoT character he would not be Littlefinger. He's not clever enough or an independent thinker.

He would be Jon Snow. Kind of goofy and likable but mostly just plods through with the guidance of much more wise people he is surrounded with.

He uses too much profanity.

This picture sums him up pretty well

>muh safe space
Come now, don't be a neolithic myop about this. Words are just sodding words, you tosspot. What use an absolutely asinine reason to disregard him when there are plenty of more veritable reasons to do so? Seriously, it is outright embarassing and idiosyncratic in the worst sense.

tl;dr version: Go fucking fuck yourself you fucking pussy ass cunt.

Good man.

>Words are just sodding words
Nice tautology. Yes words are words but they carry meaning, weight and imagery.

Cringey post.

That is true, hence why it is pointless to say kiddie words like goshdangit or friggin or poo cos they carry the same weight and imagery as goddammit, fuckin, and shit.

People trying to control what word we use with no care for the intended meaning is a stupid sort of Orwellian.

In your opinion.

manlet

I must say, he's got a good career going for himself.

He was a C rank actor and a D class comedian, but now everyone in the world knows about him because he smokes weed and interviews more interesting people than himself everyday.

Is that hair?? Is this a new berenstain dimension?

His new HBO special isnt that bad, I agree he's not good though.

>Is that hair??
That's back when he was Joe Rogaine.

He is an Alpha.

No one in this thread would talk shit to his face.

He is open minded, laid back, and nice to everyone who isn't a total ass hole.

The only people who don't like Joe are posers, and assholes.

Was okay hosting fear factor.

Joe Rogan is an ok dude in my book. Also has a killer kick.

ok dude but not in my book for being a manlet

Really the first guy i would give a Brojob.

I feel stupider when I listen to him.

He is amazingly good at reading people. He saw right through Cernovich, saying the guy was riding the Trump wave for personal profit.

doesn't take a genius to see that

Damn, I've never seen joe just be that straight with someone about their life

perty cool

never heard anyone so interested in so many different things and yet totally unwilling to read a damn book about any of it

it's utterly embarrassing to have some of the pseudo scientists on that he does just because he is not familiar with basic material in the field

basically don't listen to him about anything that's not 100% coming from his direct personal life experiences as a a rule of thumb

I'd respect this more if rogan hadn't hyped brock lesnar so much. Yea he's big and has good wrestling but he can't strike worth shit. Who was it lesnar beat for the title? Couture? Lesnar wouldn't have won that fight if Couture was 10 years younger. He was already done by the time he fought Lesnar.

reading is for nerds. make it a 10 minute video clip and just give me the juicy parts

> mfw listening to Joe and Duncan Trussell talk about VR and 3D printing ...

Dude.

>*Leans closer to mic*

>manlet
>dude weed
>overcompensating with pretend manliness to make up for his terrible hair genetics
>knows "plenty of guys that micro dose lsd everyday"
>lives in california

He's good maybe 70% of the time. He surrounds himself with yes men. He tries to act like he is much smarter than he is. He tries using big words until he gets someone really intelligent on, then he tones it down. When he gets someone intelligent on he'll just repeat what they said in different words to seem smart. His podcast use to be fucking great, lately it's super ghey.

I like his thoughts on technological butterflies

I want to play quake with joe rogan

>DUDE BORDERZ N RELIGION R BAD 4 U

Why does he even get that much credit as a comedian. Maybe it's the UFC and Fear Factor money that made enough of a celebrity to be a headliner.

Dope smoking fool who can be entertaining

Joe Rogan is what you get when a dumb guy tries to be deep and philosophical

I might have. Probably about 5 years ago there was a player registered as joerogan on Quake Live. Of course no one could confirm if he was really Joe Rogan but it might have been.

>I really can't listen to them unless he has a really great guest like Bas Rutten who can carry the show.
This is pretty much what I meant.

Toplel

kekkkkk

entered thread just to see this pasta thanks

Controlled oppositon, juicing manlet, low IQ.

>All round okay human bean
You've got to be fucking kidding man. He's working for the machine, how does it constitute ok human?

fuckin kek

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Me undies!

>IF YOU DON'T USE MY PROMO CODE "ROGAN" YOU SHOULD LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

I wish I wasn't such a fat piece of shit.

hehe

forgot i had this lel

Also applies to Molyneux.

Joe is love, Joe is life. Putting on a podcast and going to work out is my favorite hobby.

All you fucking morons complaining don't understand that if anyone has thousands of hours of audio out on the Internet not everything will be amazing or even coherent. It's easy to take one clip out of context

>open mind
>doesn't automatically believe every conspiricy but hears it out
>could wreck 90% of Sup Forums in a fight
Just a normie version of Alex Jones, seems ok to me.

The good thing about Joe is he's popular and occasionally will have a real redpilled guest. It's nice knowing some of the anti sjw and anti communist stuff is reaching millions.

That's why Joe is alright. Otherwise, kind of a faggot with the pseudoscience.

>He is an Alpha.
> He takes TRT injections every week

how is he dumb tho

delet this

hes ok, a little less addled than alex jones, but the gig hes one requires 3 hours of brain farting on a daily basis while hawking snake oil potions to morons, so its hard to sustain quality. he tries though. its somewhat different than typical celebrity dreck though.

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Looks like female to male tg shitbag
Fucking hormone injections n ssshhheeeiiittttttttt

fence sitting faggot

he has a few good repeating guests and the odd great one off guest but beyond that, if you care about what he does, you are in a cult of cucks

i can forgive this because it probably means he is right wing. you cant just admit that nowadays but he clearly not a leftist...

His last one on Netflix is really good

i have no hate for him

He's a try hard faggot
He's irony incarnate.
Honestly, he is no funnier than Mencia.
He even has the same voice as Mencia.
They're both spics, they both have similar jokes (mencia may have stole them, but their topics are the same)
They even fucking look alike.

Stefan isn't dumb though.