Come on...

Come on, son! Don't you want to drink fermented yeast with your dad and watch black men in spandex pass the ball around with your old man? We can stomp our fat smelly feet on the ground and yell at the TV too! It's super cool!

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I never understood it either.

>dad asks me to come out of my room and spend some time with him
>Get rustled and write that post
Op you're pathetic and a triggered cuck

I was brought up watching the football, and so were both my sisters.

They're both dating two tall and /fit/ black guys.

I don't see the problem here. They're both popular in high school, and they're great lovers as both my sisters are happy.

Should I rather them date some white basement dweller? No. Natural selection is what reality is.

>Looking at a TV screen is quality father-son bonding time

hockey is the white mans sport

come home, white man

No one gives a fuck if some nigs and Muslims race mix. Same shit.

No the white guy throws it to the black guys.

We're white blondes

>ask dad if he wants to go shooting this week
>"why do you want to shoot so much? we just went 2 weeks ago"
>said while watching one of 5 football games that day

I can understand not liking football/handegg but if you seriously think spending time with your family is bad you're a pathetic cunt

Second the best whites played hockey

this leaf is right

>bonding over a common interest in modern day warriors that represent your home land.

>White blondes
>UK
Top lel nice b8

Never understood the culture. When finally asked bro's about it, they had difficulty explaining it, too.

After a while, I asked about the military aspects of the game. The hardcore fans in the room gaped as they never realized it.

Football is a replacement for military showdowns between city-states with greater marketing opportunities and better returns on investment.

hockey is played by only the toughest individuals, hardened by fist fights and violent clashes against bitter rivals

oh and what convenience, the world juniors are happening right now

support the white man, what the world juniors with your nephews and sons

>sitting quietly with a bunch of people in a room
>everyone screams all at once
>startled.jpg
>what did I miss?
>how did everyone know to perfectly scream at the same time?
yelling at the tv always confused me

>modern day warriors
>penalties for pushing or trash talking

i dont think your semen slurping """"""sport""""""""" is for me, sorry

non hamburger, hamburgers.

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I hate this american tradition. As i become more red pilled i am also seeing through all holidays and celebrate existence and happiness before other events.

you've never been excited before?

They watch the sport regularly, so they know when an impressive thing happens. It's exciting so they react accordingly.

You don't know what to look for so you can't get excited with them.

It's not that complex user.

I sometimes drink beer and watch old twilight zone episodes with my grandad.

Yeah I didn't expect a rollerblader to understand

So did the McDavid guy really turn out to be the next Gretzky?

>"alphas" can literally only hold a conversation about sports
>there's no other topic they can hold an indepth conversation about
>"i-if you don't like sports your autistic haha!!"

Sports are as much of a timewaster as any other hobby if all you do is sit down drinking and watching, actually playing them is a different story though.

Seriously this. OP is a 50 year old virgin confirmed. I hope some federal authority is keeping track of him.

>represent your home land

University of Michigan
> 3 of 28 members are from Michigan

Michigan State University
> 3 of 20 members are from Michigan

Detroit Lions
> 3 of 53 members are from Michigan

I don't get people who drink beers. They don't taste good.

If only holidays were used to celebrate existence.

We had a family get-together on Christmas night and my uncle didn't come because he had to watch muh Ravens.

Win for postin oilers

My dad was born in Edminton (dual citizenship)