Please get me out of canada

These people, I swear to god, are literal brain dead retards.

Myself and my neighbor are unemployed, according to him "the canadian economy is doing GREAT!!"
When i asked why he isn't working and how being unemployed means the economy is "good", he deflected to "at least we ain't in the god damned states eh?? Fuckin bad down there eh?"
While me and him live in a literal run down ghetto of clapboard housing from the 1950s where everything is crooked. Foundations, doors, windows. It's like "a level" wasn't a tool in canada or something.

canadians are fed bullshit from day one.

canada sucks because no one can admit there is problems.
How do you fix a problem? identify it and deal with it.

canadians just deflect.

canada as a country is 1.3 Trillion in debt
Ontario is 300 BILLION in debt.
>hur dur, fucking America is fucked for money eh??
>hur dur I can't find work or afford food, but the economy is GREAT here.

Please let me join America. Being a normal person in canada will make you insane.

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FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

FIX YOUR PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF RUNNING FROM THEM LIKE A MEXICAN

>Please let me join America
That's like fucking your self. Enjoy your niggers and spics and all the fucked up people. Did I mention America is where people like Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy were born?

No you're not.

Probably make a better American Citizen than yourself as well.

This reminds me of that nigger Canadian who simply wanted to join America cause it is cold in Canada.His whole argument was it is really cold,states are warmer so let me in

...

pffftt...It's not even that cold here unless you go north.

Paul Bernardo
Russel Williams
Karla Hamolka
Robert Pickton

Mexico is warm so you sound like a retard trying to belittle that logic.

This is a lie

5th in the world. Ya okay

It will get to -40 with the wind chill in Ottawa. Check a map on how "north" that is bud

Everything has always been shit. Stiffen your upper lip and quit crying about it ya panty wearing fuck. Get yourself a gun and some good cloths to wear, I vote Stanfield's longjohns as your underwear, can't go fucking wrong, and go hunting. Most fella's I know get their primal insanity out by killing a few things up here. Take up boxing and take your rage out on the poor unsuspecting fucks in the gym. Find an outlet mate. The 'economy' isn't your father and you're not 12, figure your life out.

Where you from? If you live in some shitty town in the middle of no where you'll be a depressed little cunt.

Want an American Green card? Only catch is the required dicksucking to get it, but you are probably used to that there.

LOL
Fuck off with your tough guy faggot attitude trying to brow beat people into accepting this shit life in a shit country.
People like (you) are the fucking problem.

I live in Ottawa. It's a small town surrounded by nothing and the only jobs are government, the government is broke and there is no work.

When you complain about liberals running your country into the ground and then some burger tells you to fix your own problems. As if i myself could rally at least 30% of all voting swedes, even with the liberal media shooting down any opposition before it gets started.

You can't find a job in Ottawa? that's pretty pathetic. You can't expect to get a $20/h job all the time. If you find a min.wage job, go with it. Some money is better than no money.

Are Canadians even considered to be sentient?

Do (you) live in Ottawa??

Well, I walked 4 hours in total, for 2 5 minute interviews, for part time entry level jobs and the managers where extremely disappointed I didn't have that *specific* experience.
Also only offering part time hours at min wage.
Take your faggot tough guy wanna be talk and stick it up your ass faggot. i doubt you've walked 10 minutes in your entire useless life.

I'm not the problem. canada is.

esus christ are you the same guy who can't get a job because of a DUI?

>5th in the world. Ya okay

What? I believe that rank belongs to Denmark according to this list. You're 11th.

Nah, it looks like you spend too much time on here.
Do (you) have a job?? It doesn't seem so.

Suicide rates and food bank use has doubled in Alberta, but whatever, they must be pathetic anyways.
If oil jobs shut down, well DUH get a new job.

Do (you) work??
Have (you) ever worked??

Ya, I misread that.
canada should be ranked just above africa.
if it wasn't for the USA, canada would still be stuck in the late 1700s

sorry there was some other sad fucker in Ottawa who kept making Canada hate threads, I have a job making $21/hour+extra because it's part time. About to get another job paying about the same. Also in Ottawa sorry you're a useless faggot

LOL

21 an hour, part time. LOL

You just said you can't even get a part time job you retard, you'll be lucky to pump gas for min wage

>$21/hour+extra because it's part time. About to get another job paying about the same.

Wow massive success friendo. gratz! you have it made.
Dont forget to thank dear leader for all your success.

You're a liar. canadians are notorious liars. canadians love to lie about their status and wealth to make others feel less.

>I'm sleeping in a men's shelter and telling them I bought a new apartment with my fiance
I'm SUUUUREEEE you make 21 an hour plus extra

I was only joking dummy, it really is hard to find a job here. Nobody hires full-time anymore.

wtf didn't mean to reply to my self meant to

I screencapped all those in a few days. Look at the dates.
canadians are literal white trash subhumans

I'll live here to the bitter end if need be. I won't be like one of those sandniggers fleeing to Europe when times get tough


We'll save our land.

Just because you fucked up and can't get a job it doesn't mean the rest of us are destitute losers

I have some bad news for you

Yikes sounds like you're from Ontario. Alberta is still fucking awesome, even with our commie government and shitty oil prices. Move west.

You should really check out the pic and read what canadians say.
Seems like most canadians are destitute losers.

>canadians are literal white trash subhumans
Sort of true but Americans are even more so.

LOL
Most canadians lived in it was the early 1800s until the 1950s.

>awesome
>commie government

How to spot a brain washed useful idiot

>Most canadians lived in it was the early 1800s until the 1950
Same thing with Americans you retard.

I live near the Canadian border. I've been to Canada. It really didn't seem much different. Just get a shit job until you can move or find something better. It would be no different here.

I'm moving to Vermont and making a homestead asap.

meet me at the Rideau McD's and I'll get you some mcnuggets champ

LOL

No.

>Times Square circa 1920s

>where is muh jerb
spotted the albertan

now you get to experience the drawbacks of harpers all-eggs-in-one-basket bullshit

and you'd still suck his dick like the good little submissive anglo cuck you are

Except it's a whole different country with different laws.

I doubt you can afford to buy anything Mr.24/7 Sup Forums lurker

now post random places that aren't the biggest city in the world, retard. people were still living in uninsulated shacks in most places

LOL

From Ontario, no jerbs in Ontario either

Target left canada leaving 15,000 unemployed

Ford sent 6,400 jobs to Mexico

manufacturing and tech has moved out of canada.

What jobs are in canada beside Tim Hortons and internet shill??

>all-eggs-in-one-basket

It's kind of hard to separate your eggs into multiple baskets when you have only one egg. What else do we have to invest in that hasn't been run into the ground by Liberal policies?

>public sector (lol good luck with security clearance mr DUI)
>construction/trades
>shitty service jobs
>go suck dick for nickels in Vanier

>1920s Los Angeles


You can find house hold appliances like stoves, lamps, telephones ect from the early 1900s in America.

canadians lived like pioneers for 100 years while America progressed.

>government broke, only hires temp workers. Including females. No one is getting a pension from the canadian government these days

>Winter time. Most trades shut down in the winter.
Brain, do you have one?
Job, ever worked one???

Rappel quotidien que le Québec est l'endroit le plus fasciste au Canada et que les anglos sont des truies brain dead leftist...

cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/fentanyl-crisis-up-to-9-drug-overdose-deaths-in-vancouver-last-night-1.3900437

>Boston 1920s

Are you from Ontario or Quebec?
Kill yourself

Are you from Alberta?
There's hope for you yet lad.

take your fucking pick, learn a trade or something.

kiss those manufacturing jobs goodbye. soon the chinese will be replaced by robots.

if you're not sure, go into IT, and if that doesn't work, relocate. there's always going to be work for code monkeys and phone drones.

or literally anything that can't be done by a robot. hell, even welding is a good field now.

I think your real problem is that, as you said yourself, is that you live in the middle of nowhere.

stop being such a pathetic shit heap.
>hurr I'm unwilling to change anything about my life
>libruls are the problem

Speak fucking English for fucks sakes.

>Are you from Alberta?
>There's hope for you yet lad.

Really...les negres blancs qui élise un shitskin comme maire?

youtu.be/4IGFEs0lQVo

what's the matter? you don't speak your country's official languages?

>learn a trade
>robots are taking all jobs, even welding

So why would I learn to weld if a robot can do my job??

I'm actually certified to weld as well. But a robot can do my job, so I will work where?

Are you that stupid??

>Speak fucking English for fucks sakes.

Quoi?

vice.com/en_ca/read/shut-up-and-learn-french

Quebec "French" is a bastardized version of French and sounds disgusting.

You should here the frogs over in Gatineau. Sound like fucking retards.
I can speak French. I have no idea what they say

>Dah gla le hot dog es bon eh??

>Genie "Manface Notits" Bouchard

here are the words I wrote
>hell, even welding is a good field now.

you only speak one fucking language and you can't even do that right. no wonder nobody wants to hire your pathetic lazy ass.

and no, robots can not replace welders. stop trying to work on fucking assembly lines and use your superior human mobility and versatility.

>I can speak French. I have no idea what they say

Ils parlent de quoi dans le vid?

youtu.be/5NFaFiXo6eM

>56%

Tu n'as une pute a vendre a des Juifs, bubba?

je te crois ;)

a temp job is better than no job you mong

He's a fucking retard, he posts these threads periodically and gets all buttflustered because he's unemployable and useless

>canadians are fed bullshit from day one.

I work with children who grew up in Canada and returned to the UK. They suffer from delusions and neuroses because of the indoctrination and propaganda.

We use the same treatment protocols as we did on children who grew up in the soviet union.

37:30
youtu.be/J8rvV6Awt5I

>I work with children who grew up in Canada and returned to the UK. They suffer from delusions and neuroses because of the indoctrination and propaganda.

Nigel...

youtu.be/MpVi8TJ2RGw

Fuck off we're full.

LOL
You're literally that fucking stupid.
Let me explain to you
If the government only hires temp workers, it means they cannot afford to hire people for full time positions which will give them employment for life and a pension.

Je peux parle Francais tres bein merci
Fuck the French. What a stupid fucking country
>hur dur, bilingual
>lets make it difficult for everyone but francophones to get hired

I'm a welder you dumb fuck. Welding IS done by robots.
Almost all of it in a factory setting for sure.

You say manufacturing is going to China and then tell me to STFU and find a job cause Im a whine.

canadians are this fucking stupid.

youtube.com/watch?v=VhCpOwJ1zy0

Tu quoque fallacy.

like clockwork.

Literally using fallacies as a tactic.
.

>no jerbs in Ontario either

I've had 5 in 3 years and only ever been unemployed because I quit my job

you could always start your own business instead of being full of excuses as well

Okay bud, wanna ship me 100K to start a business??

>go to school
>get diploma
>get Job
>Be priced out the housing market
>pension plan looking sketchy as fuck

whats the point.

Une blague et du sarcasme, Bubba...

youtu.be/Wb55teb1gJ0

Holy shit, is your neighbour Obama Leaf?

Edmonton, Red Deer or rural is still uncucked

NDP is only in because of vote splitting between Wild Rose and Tories.

Rien ne peut ressembler à la vie dégénérée d'une grenouille

>you could always start your own business

there's a delusion.

What are you a failure or something??
Prob took some stupid useless degree
Get a part time job at Tim Hortons.
11.25 an hour adds up eh? Easy to afford a down payment and mortgage on that salary eh??
Are ya lazy or something???

And yet you won't take one of those temp jobs instead of being a literal unemployed retard

As if you could even secure a job with the government you drink driving piece of shit

that's your excuse? that you think you are owed 100K a year?

that's why you won't start a business and work for yourself?

>Literally using fallacies as a tactic.

Les mudslimes qui envahissent vos rues sont bien réels, Nigel...

youtu.be/fA6XcyXsxXU

>Welding IS done by robots.
not custom manufacturing
not repair jobs
not construction jobs
not underwater welding (which pays extremely well)

robots don't stay home and invent reasons not to go out and make a living but sadly nobody wants to pay you to do that.

if you were an actual welder and not a stupid basement dwelling piece of shit you would know this. in fact, you'd be gainfully employed.

meme index

>there's a delusion.

why? the most drug infested place in my city is full of retarded hipsters starting shitty businesses

75% of Canadians are absolute amateurs when it comes to business anyways...if you're not a retard you're good to go

we're the condo generation mate

but that's a separate problem altogether

>Rien ne peut ressembler à la vie dégénérée d'une grenouille

Comme tu dis, Big Bubba le methhead...c'est ta soeur?

youtu.be/uChN6jDsMPE

>Literally using fallacies as a tactic.

Then re-using them again in the next post.

Posts like yours are a byproduct of a culture that produces mental illness.

LOL
They need to actually HIRE for someone to apply you dumb fuck.

Why are you mad at me, for pointing this out??

canadians are mentally ill

Who said "I'm owed 100k a year"
No one.
I said, "Ship 100K" cause that's a realistic start up costs. You ninny.

STFU, don't tell me , MY trade you dense fucking retard.
Going to tell a pilot how to do his job next?? Fuckstick

If I stop responding to you, will you think you won?

>tfw ancestors almost moved to Canada
>tfw get to live in a white country instead

My issue with this goddamn country is the CBC

Why are we still paying for it? If they actually showed good T.V i'm sure it would pay for itself.

>Posts like yours are a byproduct of a culture that produces mental illness.

Non c'est juste la normalité au Britbongland...

Ps:vos Pakies sont gras pendant que vos enfants crevent de faim...

youtu.be/fJDhnvuNgEg

This threat is great proof of the brain washing and delusions of canadians.

These people are honestly mentally ill here.

if the pilot unironically tells me planes don't fly then I'm going to assume he's a liar.

learn a trade, liar. welding is pretty good.