Sup Forums Hanukkah 2017 - Thrusting the Jew into the spotlight

So who's up for the long haul?

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sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Blood-covered-teens-arrested-as-Mill-Valley-LSD-4857736.php
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Would be pretty funny but I don't want to accidentally worship moloch while doing it

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This would be a serious delight for the next [current year]. I can just imagine the "OY VEY"s being yelled as Jews all across the world tune in to the MSM talking about how a neo-nazi website is holding a Hanukkah celebration.

SHUT
IT
DOWN

This is wonderful. I love the thought of one girl's inane facebook posts leading to a nationwide epidemic of insensitivity.

I just hope it's possible to get Sup Forums invested in this.

>tfw "oy vey" will become a word in normie's vocabulary in your lifetime

So I should make some bacon cheese latkes?

I think you're just going to have to bring it up regularly so it sticks in people's minds. I think this really has some great potential to it, so long as it gets serious leakage onto normie social media. Bring it to the attention of just a handful of the right Twatterers and the whole bloody world would know. For sure Sup Forums would be up for that mayhem, in fact I think I can hear KEK demanding it.

Inappropriate digits desu.

Make sure the latkas have diced bacon lardons added to the recipe.

Do people actually believe this? Not only is hanukkah the most minor of holidays but I've never met a jew who actually gave a fuck about this shit tier holiday.

It almost sounds like a psyop to make Sup Forums jewish.

You have down syndrome

I think Kek approves.

They'd give a fuck about it if a collection of extreme right wing neo-nazi authoritarians took part in it.

Well I can certainly assure you (in no real way because all I have at hand is text) that I'm not Jewish. Though some do argue that Anglo is equal to it.

Think about it though
>we'll pull le ebin prank on (((them))) :DDD
>by celebrating (((their))) holiday... but the wrong way!

Praise Kek while obviously doing the Jewish traditions wrong.

Remember, Kek is entertained by our little acts of mischief and chaos.

Praise Kek!

I thought about it and its still a retarded theory

I don't see how eating non-kosher foods and tweeting "Hannakuh Mubarak!" makes me Jewish

If it actually pisses them off it's trolling.
If nobody reacts it's just stupidity.
If people actually take it as nazis accepting jews (unlikely) then it was a psyop.

All in all I'd say it has a good 4 out of 5 chance of being very lulzy.

Maybe you're a Jew and you're trying to make us believe this is going to be bad for us so that we stop it and don't appropriate your culture and cause your people to scream "ANUDDA SHOAH!".

I'm on to you.

fuck yes, finally Sup Forums is doing stuff again
>anyone who posts or lurks in this thread, and doesnt contribute, will get cancer

It might not immediately but it'd open you up to things through exposure.
I'm not saying don't do it, I'm just saying be aware of possible agendas that may be involved so you don't fall for them.

I think we should do a Sup Forums Sings where we take some traditional Jewish holiday songs and reword them a little to give them that signature ANUDDA SHOAH vibe.

>tfw we get normies jigging along to our shoah song

>I'm not saying don't do it, I'm just saying be aware of possible agendas that may be involved so you don't fall for them.
I understand lad, I'm extremely wary of that shit on here as it is anyway. There are a certain set of behaviour that set of alarms in my head instantly.

Agreed.

Now, do we think we can get Same Hydebergstein to get out in public and piss off some jews?

I've heard this guy's name being mentioned a bit lately, but I don't have a clue who he is? Care to enlighten me?

I'm a non-Jew but my surname ends "-berg". I could probably do all of this and no one would be any the wiser. They'd just believe in my Jewishness.

I'm the original poster and screencapper of this thread. I'll give you my motives.

>Shine as much of a spotlight on Jews as humanly possible, as well as expose normies to the true tradition of Hanukkah (IE: Killing gentiles)
>Send the left into a collective existential crisis when they have to explain how a national socialistic mongolian shadow puppet forum advocates and celebrates a Jewish holiday
>Awakening more people inadvertently to Judaism's history and showing what lengths they go to to oppress
>Piss off Jews by having what is a minor and sacred holiday butchered traditionally by a bunch of normies and Kek worshippers
>Piss off Muslims by illuminating Hanukkah over Ramadan
Dare I go on?

You forgot the most important one.

>satisfying kek

I can see the clickbait articles now
>NINE JEWISH "TRADITIONS" WITH PAGAN ROOTS

Is it a German berg or a Scandanavian berg?

It would be pretty funny if the new thing was being "lol I'm jew xd" like people did with black culture. People pretending to be aesthetically jewish, basically mocking their culture while making it cringe-worthy. People start being ashamed of being jewish because of wigger-tier whites acting jewish. My God, that'd be great.

>tfw global jewry is thwarted by a few dozen autistic lads on a swiss apple picking forum

Scandinavian, but there are only about 100 or so less of us in Germany.

The funny part is when people start going to bank lobbies to spin dreidels and take selfies.

Then they get kicked out and sue the bank for being anti-semitic.

There's many layers of jewry at play here.

So what's the hashtag? #MyHanukkah?

#HannukahForUsAll

#EverybodyHannukah

Bit catchier desu.

Maybe this is better.

#OyVeyHanukkah

That's a good one, because it's got the imperative in there. It invites/requests others to participate as well.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. But then I'm wondering if we just invite everyone to Hanukkah will we just end up further normalising kikes accidentally? Which is where my second offering came in , which has a certain "shut it down" ring to it that makes it clear that it's something associated with "the bag guys".

I dunno, I'm just throwing ideas out.

When did we get an apple picking board? I love apples.

Last week.

>>>/appl/

Fuck sake, fucked it up.

Well I think the goal is to get as many retards fucking up jew traditions as possible, so I'd say inviting everyone in along with guides on how to do it (((right))) is the best way. Kind of like the ice bucket challenge but then everyone makes latkes wrong.

Okay I see now. I might be a bit slow because I'm tired is all. So we're to try and get as many normies involved as possible and have them """accidentally"""" piss all over Jewish traditions?

Then in that case I do think that #EverybodyHanukkah is the best option so far then.

I'm moistening senpai.

OP here, new IP and tag due to travelling around the city.
I dont know the first thing about Hanukkah.
Can we get someone in here that knows about the tradition so we can get shit prepped and ready come next holiday season?

Well, until someone who has a clue comes around I suppose we should do some cursory research of our own.

>judaism.about.com/od/holidays/a/hanukkah.htm
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanukkah

Bump

Time for bed poppets, hope to be seeing more of this devilishness tomorrow.

I'm jewish and I think this idea is fucking funny.

You got 4 days leftuntil channukah ends with the lighting of the 8 candles. Tonight people have or will (depending which timezone you are and if it's already evening) 4 candles.

Basically what you should do is go to a jewish shop and buy a menorah and menorah candles and just light them up according the right date.

The idea will crumble because of retards fighting over whether it is a psyop or not.

Remember when we thought it would be funny to make Google synonymous to nigger earlier this year? People grouped almost immediately to those who wanted to push this and those who claimed it to be a psyop. From that point on not much got done and now no one barely even remembers the whole thing.

This is the young wannabe-Dr. jew who was used in the murder of Prince for opposing Obama and Chemtrails
people.com/celebrity/who-is-andrew-kornfeld-and-why-is-he-involved-in-princes-death/

and to sell their new drug
Buprenorphine
naabt.org/faq_answers.cfm?ID=2

A resident of Mill Valley, California, this place
sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Blood-covered-teens-arrested-as-Mill-Valley-LSD-4857736.php

Bloody Teen on LSD Had 'Superhuman' Strength, Emergency Responders Said
patch.com/california/millvalley/three-teens-hospitalized-after-lsd-party-in-strawberry-spirals-out-of-control

Ironically, Jerry Seinfeld could do a great job at this on his show. It's his combination of subtlety and tackiness.

This is good.

I'm making sure the intent is known at all stages. It can't be a psyop if it's dreamed up by a hikkikomori in an efficiency.

I dunno guys. I accidentally fasted one day, and just kind of offhandedly mentioned to another lawyer "I haven't eaten all day" and he congratulated me for like 10 minutes for celebrating some Hebrew holiday.

He didn't seem mad at all.

Thats because it is.

Would you do the same for nigger music? fuck that