In America you can get a large peopporni pizza for 5 dollars ($5.45 after tax here in California)...

In America you can get a large peopporni pizza for 5 dollars ($5.45 after tax here in California). We call this a "Hot Carl" here in the states. I splurged a little and got 2 buttery garlic dipping sauce for 1buck. The best thing too is that you dont even need to order your food, just walk in and its alrrady hot and ready to go. What food deals do you have in your country?

It could be a Jewish plot to make you all fat.

You can get the same pizza for $5 in montana becuase we're not cucks

fuck sales tax

I can go to costco and get a costco pizza for $9 and a 36 can case of soda for $7

Who wants to live in montana though? Im outside in a pants and tshirt right now in California.

>hot Carl
What

Costco pizza is hit and miss. And its not 9$ its 10, I got 2 large pizzas yesterday from there and it came out to 21 something. Little Ceasars is pretty consistent.

The same thing is double price in canada cuz we're inefficient socialists in love with government

>this triggers the amerilard

it was $8.99 last time I got one

DELET THIS

In Hungary there are some restaurants that will sell you a burger for $2, and they're nice too

fuckung nasty nigger pizza

>We call this a "Hot Carl" here in the states.

Two questions:

1. Who calls this a Hot Carl? I don't call this a Hot Carl. No one I know calls this a Hot Carl. A Google search for "Hot Carl" brings up the sexual act of defecating on a girl's chest?

2. Why is OP such a fag?

What state do you live in?

>eating meat
>consuming dairy
>current year

Little Ceasers really isn't that bad for the price. The only thing I would change is the sauce, it is too acidic. But for $5, I am not expecting a 00 flour, buffalo mozz, neopolitan pizza.

WA

>bread, cheap cheese and shit meat
I think you paid 5$ too much

>peopporni
ONLY IN AMERICA FOLKS!

Maybe it's a local shop you fucking dweeb.

Literally no one calls it a
Hot Carl and honest Thomas is also not a fucking dish

Sometimes whenever we get pasta with a red sauce we call it menstrual macaroni

Not really pieare, as long as we get. Urges and everyone else is eating the best food ever were fine

Nice of you to ask! For just €2 you can get both a frikadel and a kroket. Isn't that a great deal or what?

Last night I was powersliding in a church parking lot chugging beer

Montana is better than CA in every way, plus no asians here

I fucking love Costco pizza, for some reason it tastes better in store and by the slice than when you order a whole. Great good deals in there

WHY

We have the exact same thing, but in Canadian Dollars, therefore basically free.

it's a great deal if their inside didn't look like somebody else got to it first and threw it back up.

also this is a copypasta slidethread, shills must die.

It's not a local shop you fucking slopeheaded unibrow. That's a Little Caesar's pizza deal, and OP is having a little fun at your expense on the name.

Costco hotdogs > everything else

Every state ive been too ive called it a Hot Carl. What state do you live in whwre they dont?

idk what you guys are talking about everyone I know calls it a hot carl

I don't associate with people who patron little ceasars

You can get a 5 dollar pizza at 7 eleven these days. It's god ther at 3am drunk hours.

I know nothing about pizza

>fuck sales tax
>tfw my state has 4% sales tax
FUCKING COMMIES REEEEEE
At least we don't have income taxes.

>Who wants to live in montana though?
No one. It's a shit hole stay out. Tell all your friends too.

Little Caesars is garbage. I'd hardly call it a "deal"

Here in Australia, we call our pizza's "Cleveland steamers" because of all the steam coming out of those pizza boxes from being so darn hot!

Nobody calls that a Hot Carl, you ghetto trash. A hot carl is when somebody takes a shit on you. But since this is a Little Caesar's pizza, it's basically the same thing.

Thats not a pizza you disgusting burgers.
I get one made from an actual Italian, with actual topping that is not some disgusting cheese and salami for 5€. Gotta call and wait 30m though.

This is a shit meme

Ok can we talk about pedophile rings and other disgusting shit.

Jesus, who the fuck can talk so much about pizza

>Hot Carl

The act of shitting in a sock and then smacking someone across the face with it.

This was supposed to be a friendly thread talking about food and what ddals your countries have and you people ruined talking about crap. No a Hot Carl has nothing to do with feces you sickos. Get your mind oit of the gutter. Thank you for all of you thag posted about food deals ITT.

what are you talking you came on Sup Forums expecting people to talk about fucking pizza's?

Wait.. they are called little ceasars where I am from on the west coast, also comes to 5.45 after taxes.

You mean you DON'T consume the gluten jew???

DEEELEEEETTTT

By God, he's right, I do believe I am triggered. Damn you, sir!

Never baguette

>We call this a "Hot Carl"

o i'm laffin

It's a sandwich, you eat it with your hands

Ok I can get a pizza here aswell for a couple of $. What's your point?

All of my wat. Who's idea was it to eat a sandwich in such a manner?

what animal would do this

Not going to lie your swedish pizzas look like ass

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The hot Carl sounds like taking a shit inside a pornstar's asshole so that she may shit it out on a chick's face.

I've never seen this before, and
fuck you.

bananas, peanuts, chicken, pineanpple?

Those nuts seems like they would be a choking hazard.

>Hot Carl

No one calls it that faggot and little ceasars is shit tier food

>couple of $
1 slice of pizza 7 dollars, nice try faggot

Abdul cooked it right up, so you have to eat it you racist!

Depends who you order from and what. Every place in the US makes 10/10 pizzas?

Europeans are not vacuums. Chew your food before you swallow it, Joe.

>We call this a "Hot Carl" here in the states.

I've never heard this in my life. It must only be a subhuman Californian tradition.

and how much for a little kid?

Who the fuck calls a pepperoni pizza a "hot carl?"

I've never heard this and we have pizzerias from Naples, New York, Chicago, and California plus all major chains.

>sandwich
>GOD FOOD burgers
pick one comie spy. You don't deserve to wear that flag, burgers are their own category of food, not a "sandwich"

Nobody uses the term "Hot Carl" to refer to a pizza.

whites are about $10k
non-whites are around $200

A hot Carl is when you wrap a chicks midsection in saran wrap and take a shit on her.

kek

>eating darky tier Little Caesars
>not eating glorious Costco combo pizza for $4 more.

I shat and it looked like that once. Especially with the peanuts.

Only because I have higher expectations of the Japs than to think you can cut a hot greasy sandwich like a pie with a plastic knife.

> tfw my state has both income tax and a higher sales tax than yours and is constantly debating adding new taxes

Fuck NC, last democratic stronghold of the south, even cucked when republicans are in charge

Skip the saran wrap part for me, if you please. Taking a dump on bare skin is one of life's little pleasures for me.

I can go to Taco Bell and get 7 delicious dollar menu items for less than $8

>$5 pizza
>food

that's not real bread, not real cheese, not real meat

>happy to eat the processed jew

Ignore little ceasars posters
Hide little ceasars threads

Montanna has awful pizza. West coast in general has awful food. All the chefs died on the organ trail. Seriously the on thing I miss about the east coast is yhe GOOD FOOD. Montanna pizza for $5? Try an Antoons for $4 from Pittsburgh. Its pick up only in the heart of the city

>hot carl
fuck i'm dying

Admittedly i have shit tier poorfag taste in food.

>creamed beef or chicken
>beef and noodles
>soup beans and cornbread

as for "American" things to reccomend people from other countries try,
>Apple pie
>good BBQ pork sandwich
>"southern" breakfast, stuff like Hominy or sausage gravy with biscuts
>good root beer
>"real" fried chicken

People also argue over dumb shit like wither goulash is a beef stew type of dish, some sort of pasta dish, or something else altogether.

as for stuff thats definitely foreign, Japanese Curry is pretty good.

What anime is this?

Teaching you how to use a fork was a mistake.

Nothing can top $1 New York City slices. Unless it's being sold by a sand nigger.

>half an hour
>no barneyfag
What the fuck

You're getting fucking scammed lmao.

Large pizzas are $5 each here.

$5 AUD = $3.69 USD.

Literally cucked by the big pizza jew.

PIZZAS HERE ARE 30 BUCKS, PLUS TIP

IF YOU CANT TASTE THE WOOD FIRED BRICK OVEN IN YOUR 'ZA YOUR DOING IT WRONG

LITTLE CAESARS IS LITERALLY GOVERNMENT CHEESE ON CARDBOARD

Mustafa has Shawarma for $9.99 plus tax which is $11.29 in Ontario

>$5 chicken burritos in California

>actually eating Little Caesar's 'pizza'

That dog shit is barely edible right out of the oven; here's an experiment for you faggots to conduct:

>go to your nearest Little Caesar's location
>purchase 5$ 'hot and ready' pizza
>take home
>put in fridge
>take out of fridge the following day
>look at that fucking 'pizza' and tell me you'll be able to chew, swallow, and digest that shit

The quality of a pizza is largely determined by how edible the leftovers are

Yes, if there literally is any such thing as 'The Pizza Jew', Little Caesar's is it

that was 3 questions

I dont think you know what the word literally means, they use real cheese. Little Ceasars quailty comes from its cooming process. Extreme high heat in cast iron pizza pans that give a superior texture that wood fire cant compete with. Little Ceasars tastes better for less.