I want to join the cult of kek

I want to join the cult of kek.

How can I get started?

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- well you can't.

Why not?

One does not join. You are already in

go to /b and ask them

Well then..

Praise kek

If you have to ask - it's not the place for you.

Lord Kek have spoken.
OP must be smitten for his heresy.

Because check them youtube.com/watch?v=5RMg0K6yjT0

MI-5 is not admitted into the kekening. You will become mud for the frog like the rest.

I'm not MI-5.

Just someone who once doubted kek.

But after seeing all this happen recently, I think it's real, all of it.

Can the French be kek worshipers if they eat frogs?

go watch KOREAN KEKEKEKEKE AND BRAZIL KEKEKEKEKE AND ANY WAY KEK KEK KEK


it's all known as HEHEHEH or lol lol lol's

it's just a LOL a lot of laughter

it is mostly satirical satire

If you have posted here, you've already begun offering him digits and you're already a part of it. Keep feeding him with your holy gets.

ill do my best.

Praise kek.

You can start by checking these numbers

Praise the Kek.

One does not simply join in the greatness that is Kek.

You must open the very essence of the soul to all that is Kek. Praise be to Kek!

Get an altar and sacrifice tendies to him

I am going to begin unironically worshiping Kek. Do we know of any ancient Egyptian ceremonies? Right now my Temple of Kek will just be doing normal cult stuff: frog worship, songs and chants, animal sacrifice, ritual sex acts, etc. Anyone else in northern Nevada can come too

>How can I get started?
By getting digits

You draw OC, share memes, roll for sick digits and laugh at The Happenings brother.

Shadilay.

You are only let in if you can obtain doubles.

That is a mighty fine shrine you have there Sir.

Praise kek.

Checked and kek'd

Newfag here. Kek theology question. Never got a get. Get Virgin. Are my offerings more valuable to Kek?

also, Praise Kek.

With repeating numbers

Damn right

We are gathering in his honor this year! Franklin NC on 7.7.17. The fires in Tenn. pointed an arrow to this exact spot, so sayeth the prophet of Kek. 7.7.17 Be there and prepare for his glory

There is a part for all to play

kek

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You have to publicly denounce Moloch.

PRAISE KEK! WE ARE WORSHIPPERS OF KEK!

You have to praise kek, shitpost, get digits, and spread memes.

Also worship Trump.

>not a single post with magic digits

kek only chooses those that are worthy user.

DEATH TO MOLOCH

not like that user


Praise be unto kek. may his will guide us!

the chosen.

Praise be unto the chosen generation of Kek!

Should I buy a Kek statue?

Perform dank memes.

In time, Kek will grant you the sign of digits. Then you shall know.

Just act like a meming faggot.

get sick digits breh