How would one fix somalia

Somalia is the only country in the world to have been classified a "failed state" so how would you fix this shithole. Also AMA.

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How close are you to mogadishu? How safe do you feel going out for a walk?

damn, never thought I'd see a filthy Somali on a Croation knitting forum. Jokes aside, where do you live, and how would you rate your country's people?

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i set my location to mogadishu while playing csgo

Why? Somalia is fine as it is as an ancap heaven

Get off Sup Forums you smelly muslims

...are you a pirate?!

>shark pussy

Post a pic of the streets.

Post pic of your surroundings. or just a pic of what is outside a windows

If it werent so full of Africans I'd move tomorrow.

>Canadian gets turned on by animal genitals

The memes were true

I'm far from mogadishu..where I live is kinda safe to walk about, but things can go from being safe to a total chaos within minutes.

People?? I don't consider them humans tbqh.. Everyone is scheming.. Fucking hate 'em all.

Kek

Ex pirate
I have done that before with timestamp.

Prove to us you're a Somali nigger

Hey Somalibro, it's been a while. How are you?

good luck my rare friend

Did you hijack a ship with wifi?!

HOW are you on the internet

>I have done that before with timestamp.
Then it wouldn't hurt to do it again, otherwise you're just a proxy.

keked and checked

How does one buy guns and ammo in Somalia? Can you barter? How much gold/silver/Euros for an AK47?

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Romanianbro I'm still alive... How you been?

Thanks burgerbro

I'm currently hijajicking the Wi-Fi form a tanker of the coast which I'm about to board.

It's 1am at night you cuck.

It's easier to buy a gun.. Ak47 cost about 100$.

He posted a whole bunch some months ago.

This. Show us your AK47 and tell us how you procured it

FAL or G3 also acceptable.

What guns do you have/have had?
Pics would be great!

Guess being alive means a lot there.
Are you still thinking of migrating from Somalia?

So? Still doesn't stop you.

How do you get money / have a job, eat etc. Do you live in one of the safer parts of somalia?

Are you some kinda middle-class Somaliabro?

Go get a few guns and a bunch of your buddies together and take over that slag heap.
Aint nothing stopping you.

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>Romanianbro I'm still alive... How you been?
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>Thanks burgerbro
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>I'm currently hijajicking the Wi-Fi form a tanker of the coast which I'm about to board.
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>It's 1am at night you cuck.
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>It's easier to buy a gun.. Ak47 cost about 100$.

Sup Forums will fall for anything.

timestamp you lying sack of shit.

Fal is also very common.. Few people have m16.

I don't own any guns.

Yes

That is very doable.

What's doable?

How do you survive day-by-day? have your friends resorted to any crime in order to survive?

Heard these fuckers are all along your coast.

Ever seen any in person?

Are you actually Somali or are you just stationed there?

What stops you from leaving, really?
Don't you have the money?

>give anonymous faggot the benefit of the doubt
>have fun shitposting
>turns out he was full of shit
>still got a few minutes enjoyment out of his shitty thread
>turns out he's not
>Even more fun to be had
Why not?

Pls tell your people to stop comming here. We don' t want your doctors and engineers.

Are you a big headed scientist?

no need to fix what isnt broken, fucking statist.

I survive because of my clan.. They are powerful.

No

I'm fully Somali

Leave and go where? I don't wanna be a rapefugee.

His proxy server is stationed there

>how would you fix this shithole

Gentrify it.

>I don't wanna be a rapefugee

This has to be a sad feeling if you think about it.

Maybe move to US or Canada where rapefugees aren't a thing?

What's up brother, fellow Somali here

How's the homeland these days? Do the Al Shabaab still control parts of the country.

And before you try, I don't speak Somali or Arabic. I'm the most Westernised Somali you will ever meet (not even Muslim kek)

>inb4 GET OUT OF BRITAIN YOU NIGGER

no.

How is Somalia libertarian? It's a patchwork of feudal warlords controlling local territories, with no central authority and none of the things Western libertarians endorse, such as a government strong enough to enforce property rights, fight corruption and adjudicate business disputes. By definition it cannot be libertarian. Why do you sub-morons keep repeating this lie?

In reality Somalia is Marx's dream come into reality, the socialist state withered away and revealed the stateless utopia.

Stupid nigger, somalia here comes around every so often. I believe hes a teacher, not sure if I remember right though

sup Somalibro,

Don't know why you guys get a bad rap from the Alt-right, Somalis are actually bro-tier in my experience.

I even had an uncut Somali qt3.14 gf.

keep fighting the good fight brother

How many people have you raped? Do you have AIDS?

Kek

What government do you support?

What do Somali people think of memes?

I always try telling 'em that there's no point going to Europe and the day of robes is coming soon but they never listen.. Also blame your politicians for allowing to come to your country.

What's that mean?

US hell no.. Canada sounds better.

Get out of Britain you nigger.

Daz rite... Do you have any solutions you can think of?

Yes burger that's me.

Aren't you neighbors with Norway? Just ask them for some oil money.

Why not US? What do you think of Trump? Do you agree that in general our prejudices are justified?

Go back to Africa you nigger. (Unless you are you got in the uk legally, have a job, not fucking up their culture and their chicks and contributing with something positive for the UK. If that's the case best of luck with your life.)

You sound more illiterate then most people who live here.

There are no real government.

They don't know what memes are.

gen·tri·fy
verb
past tense: gentrified; past participle: gentrified
renovate and improve (especially a house or district) so that it conforms to middle-class taste.

Basically, we force all the black people out by colonization and force.

What if an American were to move to Somalia?
How do the people feel about westerners?
Is it profitable to be an arms dealer over there?
What kind of work exists in the area?
What languages are commonly spoken there?

Illiterate? Not so sure what you're getting at there. I am Somalian as well.

I thought if you raped virgins it would cure your AIDS? That is what my clan tells me, and they are wise.

Hey, thank you, I appreciate the kind words. But truth to be told, most Somalis are not that based.

Our culture is shit, we refuse to intergrate, our hygiene standards are low, and we are the most bigoted people in the world. A lot of Somalis view their selves as a "unique" race seperate from other blacks.

That's why I sort of boycotted following traditional Somali lifestyle. But yeah, Somali women are generally pretty attractive.

Nice proxy, sweden.

I like trump and I hope he deports all the Somalia over there.

Ohh I got now... Btw how are African Americans?

People here are extremely racist.. Arms dealing is very lucrative trade.. There's hardly any decent jobs... We speak Somali which is very different from any other language.

But Marx was talking about white people.

The only times I post on Sup Forums is when I chew khaat if you guys know what is.

>Ohh I got now... Btw how are African Americans?

That depends on alot of things, not least of all their financial situation and appreciation (or better yet lack of) towards ghetto culture.

Where did you learn english?

Somalia is not libertarian.. It's total anarchy.

The US is a lot better. Lebanese are openly racist against Somalis here.

Same thing with different words

Fuck sake, you people are retarded, somalia is not a fucking anarchy.

Are you African American.. What's with the vague answer.

I taught my self and from watching movies. I just pirated the new Jason bourne.

Lebanese are subhumans and all the arabs.

Yes it is nigel.

Poor African Americans are usually criminals who can't speak proper English. Middle and Upper Class blacks try to distance themselves from that stereotype

Just because internationally it is not recognised as a state doesn't mean there is no authority there, parts of somalia is under Anarchy while others like somaliland are under a state authority.

When you have a president your not under anarchy you imbecile

>The Somalia pirate Pirates pirate movies from pirate bay

Wew lad

it is when the president does jack shit

If you have a police force funded by the government then you are not an anarchy, obama did jack shit doesn't mean US is an anarchy.

Put some white people in charge get that shit running smooth like south africa then you guys can fuck it up again, like south africa.

Can you bring the Soamlis in Finland and Sweden back? They can help rebuild the country, they should have learned a thing or two about civilization even tho they are useless welfare bums.

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Are you in Somaliland?
Somaliland is relatively stable and safe from what I heard. It's the south that's fucked up.
Are you Somalian or a foreign aid worker?

How the fuck am I supposed to find your old thread, post some pics of your surroundings desu

Do you have the link?

How do I deal with Somalis here in Sweden? In what way will they be subjugated?

Somalis have a shit reputation in Scandinavia cause they don't work, they leech welfare, they wrap toddler girls like mummies in hijab, they have barbaric practices like female genital mutilation and they introduced the concept of gang rape to Scandinavia, where it was previously unknown until the Somali rapefugees flooded in.

>I even had an uncut Somali qt3.14 gf.
"uncut" women being so rare should say what kind of shit culture you people have.

Somalis are the niggers of niggers. All other African niggers hate you even more than we do.

a few tactical nukes would probably fix it

You are allright
Show them this if they don't listen youtube.com/watch?v=as4m-dDubjg&t=13s

You need to meme a new dictator into power.
That Syed Barre guy kept the shit together when he ruled Somalia, there was no hunger and no war, no islamist terrorism, markets were full of food and people were smiling.

You need a new dictator to put it back in shape

That's the South African niggers and other Bantu niggers, Muslims have very low AIDS incidence and they don't have the crazy witchcraft beliefs about raping babies to cure AIDS
I hate muslims but gotta give them credit where it's due

Dat is true, you had that top model Iman
Islam is what fucked your people up. Westernized atheist somalis are ok in my book so long they don't racemix with whites.

easy 2 fix. apply maybe 4 nukes to it then bring in a fuck huge army, scorched earth tactics. Somali genocide would be send a great message to the lawless failed state.

Thing is this pothole is on a government road and is still not fixed

KEK
Nice digits Austrianbro

I'd hate to live that close to india....

Scorched earth is a defensive strategy for retreating force. Learn the meaning of cool sounding words before using them.

Somalia has the MOST groups trying to rule it. Besides Somaliland in the north, the rest of the nation is a broken up mess of groups trying to government.

The answer is LESS government. Get rid of those groups. Make it a REAL ancap country.

Somalia has Internet? I thought the only things that place had aside from an aids epidemic were pirates

Saaxiib, Do you think Somalia should go back to what it use to be, where each clan got there own part of the country to rule? I mean the sultanates lasted for centuries and this united Somalia meme has gone too
far.