POO
POO
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Zachary Gray
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Ryan Williams
LOO
Elijah Cruz
>tomorrow's news
Indian toilet locator app least downloaded app in the history of apps.
Blake Howard
More useless than a gender neutral bathroom app for the kingdom of saudi arabia
Caleb Scott
>Google teams up with India to make toilet finder app.
Thats cute, google thinks everybody in India owns a smart phone like westerners, thats adorable.
Jackson Russell
>download app
>there's a button i can press that locates the nearest shaman to remove the toilet witch
Connor Thomas
Underrated
Kayden Gonzalez
There's more smart phone owners than people with access to toilets. Dead serious.
Tyler Torres
What are they going to call it? CrApp?
Camden Edwards
Remember the toilet witch! You never know when she will strike!
Justin Collins
>Here's an app to find the shitter.
>Shitter location, 300 miles away.
WELP!
How about Google develop a device to squat and shit into something thats hygienic, like a bag, and shit dumpsters, so people can shit into a bag, zip it, throw it in the dumpster.
Dog shit bins exist for that reason, so why not.
Poo in the bin.
Michael Bennett
why bother?
google maps already shows where the streets are..
Adrian Clark
Woah, this has potential
Hunter Harris
Eli Nelson
The problem with that is you are assuming that Indians can be housebroken like dogs.
Jayden Torres
>poo in my id
Jack Gonzalez
Go away evil dogger.
Jaxon Thomas
>Those who cant pass the poo in the loo test are forced to wear space underwear and if they dont they go to poo jail like a poo education camp where they are force fed things to give them the shits and teach them to go to the loo.
WIPE FASTER!
FASSTTEER!
>There will be a guard in a tower smoking and shooting Indians at random.
>The pooulacaust.
Mason Murphy
Do you have any idea how ludicrously cheap smartphones are in India?
Josiah Brown
Go away evil dogger
Aiden Jenkins
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Connor Diaz
Meanwhile, Pajeet creates a designated shitting street locator app with much more success.
Noah Lee
What flag is this?
Justin White
>99% of refugees coming to Germany have a better smartphone (250€+) than me
Christopher Sanders
we make apps now dumb bitch motherfucker. super poower by 2020
Oliver King
sri lanka
Chase Cooper
Decent India.
Zachary Ortiz
This
Austin Nguyen
...
Liam Howard
Finally India may join first world.
Eventually.
Not done yet.
Aiden Morgan
>Decent
ty ty
>India
delet
Colton Gutierrez
>artist's rendering of future app
Nicholas Rivera
can someone explain to me why they don't use the toilet.. like why?
Cameron White
Because they are animals
Carson Anderson
They don't build infrastructure in India as I understand it. There simply aren't enough toilets for everyone.
Grayson Green
It's called LÜber
Angel Sanchez
>yfw an indian creates a loo witch finder app for his fellow indians to avoid encounters with loo witches
Jordan Baker
If only that were the reason
Nolan Morales
very underrated
Jayden Reyes
This combined with caste system = half a billion people without access to even basic infrastructure
Isaac Brown
Who needs an app when you have a whole street to shit on?
Gabriel Perez
I just noticed something, what happened to all the India posters? I haven't seen their flag in weeks.
Landon Howard
Kek that's gold
Evan Jackson
R A R E
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Robert Gray
This is great, now they wont kill each other by pooping in lakes and causing people 20 meters away from them to die from infection after drinking that same water.
Brody Bell
just uncommon actually :^)
Jayden Lee
Camden Anderson
well said user
Josiah Smith
So, Google Street View?
Ayden Ramirez
>Don't know where the nearest toilet is.
>But know full well were the nearest sprint store is.
These priorities seem wrong somehow...
Bentley Hernandez
>inb4 this will red pill the pajeets about the jews forcing them to use the sitting jew
Dominic Smith
kek
Joshua Green
...
Ethan Russell
kek
Carter Hernandez
Why don't they just make more toilets?
Colton Cox
...
Henry Adams
...
Adam King
...
Evan Peterson
>tfw you're exposed to be killed for 5 bucks everyday in your shitty country and nobody bats an eye and you can't apply for asylum
kek i hate this country
Brandon Evans
>888
When the toilet witch strikes, you can't say kek didn't warn you.
Camden Rivera
They all died of anal diseases
Nathaniel Russell
Coming back to check my trips
Owen Martin
POOgle
Aaron Nguyen
Literally how is it the rest of the worlds problems that poos dont loo? I mean fuck it's not like were withholding the sacred, secret art of shitting in a toilet from them
David Allen
underrated
Carter Sanders
>620 million people don't have loos
>22 million girls don't have female specific loos
It's always important to remember that every single problem can be made into a gender issue.
Juan Stewart
did they take the idea from seinfeld?
Owen Carter
put me into the screencap
Brayden Carter
If digits India will NEVER EVER learn to poo into loo and will NEVER EVER be a super power.
Elijah Gray
Screencap plz
Bentley Williams
>toilet locater app
Implying it won't be used as a toilet avoider app
John Adams
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Tyler Wood
This needs a you.
Lucas Stewart
poo in loo, island Pajeet
Carter Cooper
...
Jose Green
suck a benis :^D
Zachary Lee
>Poo
Alexander Flores
>That Id
Brayden Cooper
yes, yes
Jacob Ortiz
You know what's funny? You actually think this is a good idea.
You live in a country with ubiquitous indoor plumbing, mostly working sewage and drainage infrastructure, mostly managed and developed water supply infrastructure. But your solution to the state of sanitary hygiene in India is "some i-doggie-bag device. Have Google make it".
In a way, it's shockingly similar to Google's own approach. "An App for it".
Genuinely the like of you, and Google, and many in the Indian government think that cheap plastic digital technology will somehow magically solve major social, systemic or major structural issues.
Working indoor sanitation cannot be provided by apps and gimmicks. Working, ubiquitous, basic, 20th century level public sanitation requires, vision, planning, management, direction, policy changes, taxation, dedication, and above all leadership. It requires the earnest will and collective effort and determination of tens of thousands of skilled specialists and labourers over decades, and the support of the people standing square behind it throughout that time. Sewers, aqueducts, processing plants, utilities, building codes, laws and regulations, none of these can be whipped up in a weekend of code or a product designers retreat. They take the time and effort of a generation, not a summer of code or holiday think-in.
You imagine that the problems of the world can be "solved", by "smart people". Just by thinking! But they cannot. We already have the solutions, we just need to make the effort. But effort, even bureaucratic or managerial, is beneath your "creative class" or Google's. The best you'll come up with is a toilet reminder app, or some mass produced i-pooper-scooper, both assaults on human dignity. Better to return to chamber pots and night-soilmen than have a nation treated like incontinent toddlers by lazy SF pseudointellectuals.
An irrigation ditch dug by Indian labourers will last longer than the "good ideas" of 21st century "talent".
Caleb Allen
Has Kek gone too far?
Jaxon Clark
>Anonymous (ID: YENywtFn) 12/28/16(Wed)04:47:11 No.104638760 ▶
Most popular Indian ISP ("Airtel") got banned on Sup Forums for some reason
Julian Morales
Delet this rn we are NOT india
Caleb Stewart
...
Aiden Stewart
and nothing of value was lost
Elijah Lopez
...
Grayson Bailey
>Buy Toilet locator app
>It's just a map of the world with a big red circle around India
Ayden Martin
oh i am laughing
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Landon Jones
Excellent post