General Fruit

Wiki:

>Mattis is a life-long bachelor who has never been married and has no children


>be James Mattis
>receive intel that meeting in the desert is actually a wedding
>has flashback to the time his mother asked him when he was going to find a nice girl, settle down and give her some grandkids
>flashes back to all the dicks he's sucked
>orders drone strike

My fucking sides when Amerifats laugh at other countries' defense ministers.

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>projecting your own degeneracy onto a upstanding moral man who devoted his life to the military

no wonder you are no longer an empire

Yeah, Mattis is probably queer.
DADT became DIGAF
>mfw He fucks America's enemies up the arse - no lube, no reacharound

>projecting this hard

And I thought this country had a problem with pathetic faggots.

>He is nicknamed "The Warrior Monk" because of his bachelor life and lifelong devotion to the study of war.
>"bachelor life"

War is his pussy

MGTOW

You're just jealous that we have a fucking space marine at the head of the DoD

His wife, WAR
His mistress, DEATH

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Even if he is gay what does that half to do with being a fucking badass commander?