>Mattis is a life-long bachelor who has never been married and has no children
>be James Mattis >receive intel that meeting in the desert is actually a wedding >has flashback to the time his mother asked him when he was going to find a nice girl, settle down and give her some grandkids >flashes back to all the dicks he's sucked >orders drone strike
My fucking sides when Amerifats laugh at other countries' defense ministers.