Meme Magic On John Oliver

Let's get him. GIVE KEK WHAT HE NEEDS!!!

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EZ

kek wills it

it's 2016, it's about time a white male like john oliver died

>GIVE KEK WHAT HE NEEDS!!!

When will that unfunny man get a real job?

>Speak unfunny shit
>Recorder claps and laughter (intensifies)

>a cis white male

Le meme man will die when current year ends

Singles and he lives.

CURRENT YEAR NO MORE

Checkem
Fuck John oliver

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He will die in 2083

CHECKED

It is done.

look at me mommy i obsess over random digits and cartoon frogs im real mature and grown up :DDDDDD

CAUGHT GUILTY

He will be found dead from autoerotic asphyxiation while watching nigger tranny cuck porn.

Praise Kek

ree

Kek can't get him

Witnessed.

Praise Kek

When current year is over, he is DONE

Digits confirm

WITNESSED

My digs say he dies by the hands of black "home invaders", later it comes to light that his wife invited them.

he's gonna have a bad scandal, wife separates from or divorces him, ratings plummet. all in 2017.

He won't survive the coming year
My digits should prove this

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm always one off

2018 it is then.

he will die of an embolism this week

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yo

Digits confirm he's still an unfunny cunt

john oliver and steven colbert will be allowed to live but angela merkel will die in a terrorist attack perpetrated by muslim refugees.

noice

also john oliver's wife will cheat on him if she hasn't already

checked

>Wants to conjure meme magic.
>Doesn't even have the digits.
>No go ahead from Kek.

If Kek wills it, he will be a victim of the Trump curse.

Witnessed.

Praise

Please make him go gently into that good night, mighty Kek.

>memes the current year of 2016
>date changes
>2016 points no longer apply
>has to transfer points from previous year to current year every year
Suffering.

Oh the ironing would be delicious.

Stop trying to manipulate Kek. What the fuck makes you think that a chaos god would cater to your plans? Fucking newfags.

He'll Be Fine

Praise! Kek please deliver this limey ZOG worshipper to his just rewards in the pit.

Checked
Kek's will be done. When it's vile propagandist Oliver's time Kek will know.

doubles guarantees Ollie taped in child-sex scandal.

PRAISE!

death

He lives a long and healthy life with a loving wife, all while he continues to expose demogouges and tyrants like Drumpf and Pooptin

>654321
kek be praised