Anybody got good stories about your own experiences with police?
>be me obviously >walk out of gas station around midnight >cop says hold up >"Okay, what's going on tonight?" >wut >Long story short I matched the description of someone who just robbed a house >be white male >confused >2 more cop cars come in, sheriff deputy is there >they ask to search my car, I say no unless they have a warrant >they ask to take my picture to show to the home owner for comparison >say no
Long story short they let me go after they got a radio alert that they caught the guy
Didn't do the whole AM I BEING DETAINED because I obviously was
>they ask to search my car, I say no unless they have a warrant Good
>they ask to take my picture to show to the home owner for comparison They could have done so without your permission anyway
Gabriel Sullivan
i went to prison for 2 years and the police are generally cool except when they see my record they act more suspicious of me never really had a problem with the police except one guy was a dickhead and rude
Adam Cooper
>Speed limit 100km/h on highway here >going 125km/h >get pulled over >cop: how's it going? >"not bad, you officer?" >cop: slow night. license and registration? >"here you go" >*10 minutes later* >cop: I'll let you off with a warning this time, drive safe
because i'm not a fucking idiot like half of you
Jason Wood
Well the one cop had a body cam, I asked why that wasn't sufficient They said it would "just be easier" but I didn't want my likeness in some database if I could help it
Parker Torres
I hear this shit all the time from you North Ameribros
Shit never happens here
The only time you'll get off with a warning is if you're doing less than 5 km/h over the limit or something
Jacob Taylor
I once got off with a warning after driving 85mph in a 65. I just told the cop I was going to be late for a flight (which I was). He asked me to be careful and let me go. Cops can be pretty cool sometimes.
Sebastian Cooper
>bez me >Bez robben stoor >whyt rasis cop beez dissn me >Tris tooz gib dis crakaz gat >Get shot Honestly fuck all cops #BLM
Julian Davis
From my experience watching COPS, seems like the cops in Burgerland are just relieved if they don't have to deal with guns/drugs/stolen vehicles/warrants, so if you're speeding and nothing else, you're more likely to get a warning.
Over here, the cops have nothing to do apart from prey on innocent drivers going slightly too fast.
Christopher Edwards
Two interactions. >walking home at 2am >finished up work at a bar >hoodie and all >SUV spotlights on me >"Excuse me sir where are you coming from" >"work" >"where do you work?" >"over at ___ bar" >"where are you headed?" >"I'm going home" >"alright have a good night" Second time was just walking around and I got stopped for a random search at my train station. I had a backpack but yeah.
Never once did I think am I being profiled for being brown Hispanic. Should I fight back. Should I scream and resist. Stupid fucking niggers, just do as you're told and you'll be fine.
Caleb Clark
>11 o'clock at night >waiting at a red light >no traffic anywhere >three full minutes go by >fuck it, just drive through >blue lights >pulled over >"license and registration please" >"here you go" >"it's on a timer, next time just wait"
>be polite >don't get shot >don't get ticket ???
Julian Campbell
Did you consent to your bag being searched?
If so you're a cuck piece of shit.
Brody Hernandez
i got caught with small amounts of weed twice and they just made me destroy it and let me go they have to do a shitload of paperwork when they arrest you and sometimes its not worth it to the officer
Julian Ortiz
Where I live, police are typically pretty chill. They don't usually want trouble because it's just an unnecessary risk and can be problematic for both parties. That's not to say they won't get medieval on your ass if they have to though
Michael Allen
>Long story short they let me go after they got a radio alert that they caught the guy yeah, sure, they weren't deliberately targeting you, and the whole thing wasn't made up
Isaiah Torres
>Never once did I think am I being profiled for being brown Hispanic. Should I fight back. Should I scream and resist. Stupid fucking niggers, just do as you're told and you'll be fine.
Hell in Canada, I've been to some crazy parties, and at the end of them the cops show up. Do they bust anybody or anything? No, they walk around asking if everyone has a safe ride home and offer people rides
Cameron James
>Asked me if I visit Sup Forums Me: Yes >Arrests me
Anthony Long
I got a warning doing 125 in a 60. They didn't actually clock me. Plus I think they knew me, privileged white male. Queensland.
Leo Collins
>Be me, 19 year old idiot kid. >recently started working full time, tons of money cause no bills >buy fast motorcycle >first weekend, ripping down Trans Canada >didn't remember craven weekend >going about 240, slow down to 180 "fuck yeah" >finally see blue lights in my mirror >cop pulls me over, asks me to hop in back >tells me he followed me for about 5 minutes >asks where I was going/ how fast I was going >oh fuck; not sure, but I had pretty high RPM. Just going for a cruise. >writes me a $500 speeding ticket instead of impounding my bike and taking me to be held in a cell pending dangerous driving charges because honest >we talk about riding and dream cruise spots for 40 minutes while he prepares ticket. >he has a 'vette he rips around, cool dude, likes my bike.
Cameron Miller
News flash, no one robbed a house. That story was bullshit so they can get random people in the database or find something. It's called fishing and you did right to refuse.
Michael Lee
2 fuckin years? Damn dude. Kids this is why doing bad shit ain't worth it.
Leo White
>100km/h
stopped reading there. 100k miles per hour is faster than the speed of light retard
Blake Long
>Walking home late >Stopped by police >Want ID for missing person search >Hand them my nectar card God save the queen
Camden Fisher
Can leaf cops really give you a speeding ticket without proof? Here they can only do it if they nail you with a speed gun.
Landon Wright
.... you a troll or just a burger?
John Jackson
Car broke down, 3 cop cars come, oh shit... They gave me a push start and were bros.
Logan Long
>american education
Aiden Allen
>stoned 16 y/o retard driving with buddies to mcdonalds >pulled over for 43 in a 30 >cant legally be driving these folks yet (need to have 6 months w/ license to drive w/ under 21 passengers in MA) >forgot license at home >total would have been $400 in fines and lost license >"I know you feel like you're old enough but the law's the law. I could really screw you here but I'm not going to. Here's warnings for all three offenses and one of your older friends is going to drive you home and I'll follow you. Have a nice night."
I've had shitty experiences with dickhead cops but this one man's act of compassion and understanding has ensured that I forever respect the position, even though some of them are essentially bullies with government backing.
Brandon Perry
You get COPS is a propaganda show right?
Brody Garcia
...
Joseph Wilson
Here they can 'judge' your speed if they're following you closely
No need for a radar
Usually in that case they'll be a bit more conservative with their estimate
Parker Jenkins
Explain?
You mean it's pro-cop?
Oliver Morales
I have two cops in my extended family. One, a woman, is a complete power-tripping bitch. The other's a complete bro who actually seems passionate about helping people and hates laws that are passed that forces them to be overbearing.
Ian Martinez
He was an RC; they can kinda do whatever the fuck they want.
I believe he had me clocked at 170; which is why I didn't tell him my speed. Also, he gave me the massive ticket because unless I said my speed he only me at the 170.
Still. I was sweating fucking bullets.
Carter Scott
Right, but the thing is that without a speed gun record they can't prove it in court because there's no material evidence. If you challenged the ticket you probably could have won.
Brandon Torres
>16 just got learners permit >get pulled over for inspection sticker >get let go with a warning >"was this your first time getting pulled over?" >"yes sir" >"you did a good god, have a good day" Feels good not living in a shithole
Jack Perez
So many posts making us look bad in every thread tonight.
There seems to be something going on with kilometers.
Is trolling as stupid a real thing?
Gavin Lewis
Yeah the fucker cupped my balls while patting me down, that can't be standard procedure...
Chase Sanchez
Ex gf vandalized my car in middle of night, hot lady cop comes to my apartment and I tell her the story and show her texts which show she instigated herself, cop is chill as hell and goes to her workplace and embarrasses her in front of everyone.
Adrian Williams
>15 >Drank my mother vodka >left the house and began walking down the a busy street shoe less >two girls begin following me, asking me if I'm okay and if I need help >they call the police >police come. I start insulting them, making idle death threats >place me in car - vomit everywhere >police guy pulls me by my hair and drags me out of the car >ambulance comes, go to hospital. same cop follows >curing and making threats in the hospital. >cop begins slapping me, i yell, continues to slap me. >nurses tell me they didn't see anything after I begin yelling at them for not doing anything >get tied down on bed >bakeractive >send to mental institution >profit?
Jaxon Jackson
I am the police
Jonathan Rodriguez
This. Read a fucking science book, retards.
Parker Smith
I don't think that's right mate. If you run up on a cop doing 140mph but then slam the brakes before passing him so you're only doing 60 on his front facing camera, he can still give you a fucking ticket for that.
Hunter Campbell
It does, but only to attractive females. Hear stories all the time of betamale cops letting bitches off the hook for driving 20 over.
Jayden Thompson
>be me >be riding superbike through the city in the afternoon >75mph because superbike >school zone >lights in mirror, oops >turn off bike >cop comes over "Nice bike user, i have the same model" >talk for half hour, exchange numbers >mfw new riding buddies
Its good to be white
Chase Campbell
This is post 9-11 in NYC. Police presence was out the ass. I didn't have drugs, or guns, or dangerous items on me. The fuck do I have to be worried about. If anything, you're more prone to be suspicious if you say no.
Ryan Murphy
in my part of canada they have a quota they have to meet for speeding tickets. So towards the end of the month the popo are out in full force ignoring real crimes in favor of catching someone going an inch over the speed limit.
also the radio advises people about the speed traps, its hilarious.
Isaiah Thomas
>If you challenged the ticket you probably could have won.
I don't think this would work. I think the judge is likely to take the cop's word for it. Plus there probably would be video evidence of it with the speed recorded in the video.
Justin Hall
>be me >cops come and try to snatch my crops >pigs wanna blow my house down so I go underground to the next town
>cops in brooklyn don't say you're under arrest, they say freeze or we will whack you
Andrew Myers
You're already in a database.
Robert Perez
>take his word for it How cucked are Canadian courts exactly?
The camera bit is justifiable though
Ethan Kelly
>just do as you're told obey your masters goyim
your rights are optional
wow, only $500? you totaly lucked out
Hunter Lewis
Would you let a cop search your entire house if they politely knocked on your door?
Luke Sanders
>already in a database
Lincoln Hughes
I have never had a good experience with a cop. I don't even talk back or anything to them, I 100% cooperate. It may be because it was more than just a speeding ticket each time I talked to them. I also live in a mid size suburban city with really bored cops who prey on teenagers.
Eli Torres
>tfw black >tfw only been stopped once
I don't even know anyone else whose had trouble with the police desu
Lucas Davis
>Doing 15 over >registration is 6 months expired >no insurance >hand him my military ID with my driver's license >he gives me a quick warning and thanks me for my service
literally the best part about being in the military
Brayden Moore
>be me >cop asks me to hol up >AM I BEING DETAINED >no sir you're free to go >y-you too
Jacob Taylor
>college kid who just turned 21 >walking down the street with a beer in my hand >cop coming my way >OH SHIT >toss the beer in the bushes >cop sees >"where'd you throw that beer?" >don't say anything >he retrieves the beer >it was never open so it's perfectly legal >he looks at me like I'm retarded and just hands it back to me >"Why did you throw that beer away?" >Shrug
End of encounter.
Isaac Turner
>17 >Throwing a halloween party for my grade hosting about 100 kids >Cops show up to my house at 5 PM >Say they found out about the party and that if any alcohol was found on the property during the party my parents and I would be arrested >Have party anyways but check everyones bags and shit for drinks >Still a great party cuz everyone pre gamed >Middle of hooking up with my gf my friend calls my name >some fucking chick was foaming at the mouth in my dining room >hid alcohol in the pants of her costume and was drinking during the party >was like 5 feet tall and couldn't handle alcohol >I immediately call 911 and a volunteer fire fighter in my grade began helping her >same cops from earlier show up >tell me they're thankful I called 911 >the EMTs and cops leave with the girl and I never had any problems afterward
Eli Kelly
>bored cops who prey on teenagers. yeah hard not to, teenagers have tight butthole
Liam Davis
>Not screaming I AM I BEING DETAINED! >2016 user
Noah Morales
Not true. Even in the United States, many states have ruled that a trained police officer does not need a radar gun and can give you a ticket based on a visual estimate of your speed.
Grayson Brooks
It's entire purpose is to show cases where the police did the right thing & were competent in a dangerous/weird/funny situation. It makes a point of not showing, mentioning or even hinting at anything else. I've got respect for the boys in blue, it's dangerous work, especially the unlucky burgercops, but COPS is the longest running Reality TV Propaganda out there.
Camden Fisher
blackface is racist, stop doing that
Lincoln Foster
All shoes involving police officers and military go through the government. It is recruitment, make it look cool, not like writing speeding tickets and locking people up for pot. The army does the same shit.
Jayden Jenkins
was out drinking . night that osama bin laden was supposedly killed. unexpectedly excited. bar close out side of bar, im like fuck yeah osama is dead usa. blah blah blah. some numale was like hey why are you celebrating that some one died thats fucked up. got in my face. a cop was watching told him to calm down, he didnt. then he got arrested.
Justin Wilson
/bigguy/ here
>6'3" 220 and look like i work out >always smile and nod at police, they do the same back >sometimes i respectfully ask for help/directions >they gladly help >they're conservative too so we get along, sometimes casual conversations >always show appreciation for the hard job they have, tell them to be safe >they're very nice to me too >report homeless beggars and random niggers/spics/retards lurking, begging, etc who have no business being at my place of employment to the police >they treat me with an equal amount of respect and are always very helpful
Henry Lewis
And not to mention the FOP will boycott and shut down anything that would make them look bad.
Andrew Ross
I have never had a bad experience with police because I am a civilized white law abiding citizen. Police have always been extremely courteous and helpful to me. Maybe if niggers would stop chimping out they'd learn the same thing.
Zachary Robinson
>just turned 21
are you autistic?
Nathan Turner
If this post is wrong, I don't want to be right... glorious.
Hudson Perry
>be me, polite and white >going 35mph in a 30 one street over from my house >pulled over >figure since it's only 5 over and it's my birthday I should be good >cop is enormously fat black man >starts saying how important it is to drive safe >goes into a rant about how he can tell who among the people walking the sidewalk is a former convict by how they're dressed >finally asks for my license and registration >asks where I work, say I'm in school >"Oh so you think you're smart, huh? Well how about this?" and then literally gives me a riddle to solve >gives me a lecture about slavery >over an hour later finally gives me a $200 ticket and lets me go
Still the most baffling thing that's ever happened to me.
Connor Cruz
Be me Be white Be poor Get arrested
Luis Sullivan
what the fuck are you talking about, since I was 21 I didn't get in trouble for anything you fucking retard
Jonathan Wood
I don't have any good stories, but my aunt used to hold sins out of car windows as a kid saying shit like "Help I'm being kidnapped" or "These aren't my real parents". This got her father pulled over and almost arrested on a few occasions.
Brandon Davis
I'm aware of this
Still an entertaining show imho
Liam Phillips
>>he looks at me like I'm retarded and just hands it back to me >>"Why did you throw that beer away?" >>Shrug I leled
>can give you a ticket based on a visual estimate of your speed all my whats
that's tyranny, conviction without proof
>I don't have any good stories wasting a get
Dylan Gray
I'm saying you're autistic for throwing the beer away, if you were 21 why would you care if the cop saw you with it?
Jacob Wilson
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James Jenkins
Things that never happened for $50
Austin Rogers
>be me obviously >obviously Stopped reading there, your story must OBVIOUSLY be shit if you do that.
Julian Edwards
damn 5 over. 200 bucks + non sequitur lecture.
Caleb Garcia
>pulled over at sobriety checkpoint >hand cops my ID, they check my plates >my license is suspended because of an unpaid traffic cam ticket I must have thrown away in the mail
They let my buddy pick the car up at the checkpoint and drive me home. Gave them my word I'd settle the ticket (and followed through the next day because I'm a good citizen) . Didn't even get a ticket (and DWS Is an jailable offense in my state). I love cops.
Christian Roberts
We can do that to. I usually slap people with negligent or reckless driving depending on the situation (my state doesn't define the exact difference between the two and leaves it to officer discretion), unsafe breaking, and so on.
t. Cop
Dominic Ward
>he doesn't have a warp drive
Camden Bailey
I'm 18 now but still a HS senior, this happened 2 months ago. The cops in my town are all pretty based, I was very respectful when they showed up in the first place. Plus there's the good Samaritan law.
Owen Smith
We're talking Australian courts burger We're cucked to the max, no one seems to realise how imprisoned we are by our laws. We are owned by the state and shackled by socialism and conditioned apathy
Christopher Taylor
dying right now, 10/10
Michael Green
Because I was so used to hiding alcohol from the cops during my underage drinking days. It was instinct.
Connor Ortiz
what was the riddle?
William Scott
So you always give them the benefit of the doubt? I've had polite encounters, but never anything extreme like that.
Most of my run-ins with police or managers are short, frustrated, and borderline nasty. I know good people exist, but so many seem angry and hellbent on ruining your day with bureaucracy. Admittedly, nothing seriously negative though. Just sticks up asses
Really puts a bad taste in the mouth
Anthony Taylor
>Be me >Driving home from visiting parents in NJ >On PA turnpike >Going 80 in a 55 (normal for the turnpike) >See cop running radar >FUCK >Pulls me over >Slow down >Asks if I know how fast I was going >Yes sir, about 80 >Hand him Drivers License >Were you going to the beach, user? >No sir, was visiting parents >Takes license >Comes back 5 minutes later >Tells me he's going to write me up for failure to do something or some shit that gets me no points and a lesser fine than speeding >Thank you officer, etc. etc. Sure is nice being white
Adrian Ross
There's this one ex-cop I watch on youtube who tells stories about his old job from time to time. In one video he said he kept a stuffed animal in the front seat, and whenever he had to go pick up someone who was too drunk, he'd press it against the cage and kinda play puppet with it. He'd get them arguing with it and cussing it out for shits and giggles. There's also some guy that he put away for life who tried to kill him. He sends him flowers every year just to fuck with him.
Too lazy to dig through his fuckton of videos for those, but youtube.com/user/integralmath/videos His best shit was probably the stuff he did during the Michael Brown debacle.
Oliver Long
Like they did when the Boston bombers were being sought after in Watertown? As a matter of national security, yes I would have.
James Moore
Got a ticket a week ago for going 44 in a 35. Once I got pulled over I did literally everything by the book and the cop still treated me like an asshole. So fucking annoying.
Michael Gray
The only thing nice about living on the east coast is not getting pulled over. I simply show my skin color whilst driving a radaring officer doing 80 in a 55 and he nods knowingly. In rural Midwest, holy fuck forget about it, cops are bored as fuck, rolling stops, left of center, bwip bwooo keep my fucking department open chump. Fucking pigs.
Jace Bell
You're not supposed to admit how fast you were going retard, you straight up told the cop "Yes I am guilty."
John Gonzalez
I don't remember exactly, but he must have had it on hand for just such an occasion because it's how he started the slavery lecture.
>asks riddle >me: "That's a good one, I'm stumped." >cop: "No no, you're a college boy. You should figure this one out." >take a minute, honestly have no idea >cop: "Not so smart huh? Well the answer is *some bullshit*. That comes from Abraham Lincoln. He used to say that every morning to his slaves, just before he beat them. >continues with completely insane theories about slavery for at least 20 minutes
>mfw the entire time
Liam Lewis
>be 11 year old me, running around with friends in white neighborhood >friend gets out BB gun, start shooting shit because fuck it, but not being reckless about it >neighborhood oblivious dickhead calls cops, saying we have a handgun & are fucking around >go down sewer drainage area cause cool place to explore >5 cop cars show up and hold us at gunpoint then cuff us on ground >cops determine was BB gun, but take my friend to juvenile detention center because he owns it >neighborhood dickhead looks all smug so we shoot his glass windows out a few weeks later
Sweet revenge FeelsGoodMan but tbqh senpai could have gone a lot worse