Is this guy the greatest of all time, or what?

Is this guy the greatest of all time, or what?

Hold me, Sup Forums, I'm starting to think meme magic is real.

You better get ready to embrace leftism, OP.

Duterte is a man of the people, not a billionaire fucktard who cares more about stroking his ego than his country.

Listen to Leaf, they know what they're talking about.
They're not an entire country of fucking retards, trust me.

>posts fake quotes to prove his point

At least the average IQ in my country is higher than our average BMI.

The hostage taking he was talking about was televised live on national television, the guy was nowhere near the hostagetakers

Best to not listen to the guy when he speaks, just wait until his advisers tell the news what he really meant to say.

Our guy.

Like I care about the phillipines or it's people. If this is the man they elected, then they can have him. I also hope he keeps his word and takes in millions of refugees.

While Duterte is pretty based, he is still a nip-nong-fong gingerbread manlet with eyelids tighter than a 10 year old Amish virgin

Woooah nice zinger dude

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I wonder if he shot the man, before throwing him out of the helicopter

Wise guy huh? At least he could talk.

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a helicopter?

I wonder if it was part of his master plan, the kidnapper becoming the kidnapped.

No.
>so many sheltered kids in the world

Of course. How else would he know what Duterte had been told?

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Amazing.
This man can fuck my wife anytime

I love how this guy dresses like some normal guy off the street.

Can't argue with those numbers.

he's achieved more in 5 months than Syria has achieved in 5 years

Dude bane posting needs to stop it's getting scary.

typical third world ape acting on emotion rather than actually making sure the facts line up first.

Why would he ever do that?

>"surrendered"
>quoted
Please tell me this is an excerpt from uncyclopedia
Thats a big ass

>MILF


I LOL'd.

Angry armed cougars fighting on Our Hero's side against the druggies?

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In case he flies good

I support him but not his blabbing mouth