GET IN LINE, POL

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>do you have a business license?
>no?
*flips over table*

I feel it's a good thing I've never seen anything like this in person, I'd probably end up doing something stupid.

>haha wow we're so funny
>nobody comes to the table except stupid faggots who agree with them already
>haha wow we sure showed those white men
>America inches further right

Can anybody think of some legal ways to ruin this for them? I want to be prepared if I ever encounter something this stupid in real life.

>Go Up To Table
>"Oh what a coincidence I'm giving away free table flips to cunts."
>Flip table
>Walk away while they're confused and startled

Holy fucking shit, the bottom
>you must sign a consent form to receive a free slap
Fucking morons. Like said, America inches further right.

(You)
Fpbp

Who are these shitlords to impose on me the label of a cisgendered straight white male? Could they like, not? I literraly cant even right now, I think I need to lay down...some ordnance.

Free bullets for red-rectumed, special snowflake, liberal leeches of a productive first-world society.

They don't really deserve the protection afforded to them by aforementioned CIS men.

I want this in Germany too.
Why do i have to pay whores as Dominas all the time to slap me, if muricans get it for free?

These girls won't slap your dick user.

>go up to table
>get slapped
>press charges for assault

Just ask them for the naughty boy special with special happy ending....

>Call them out for being antifetishist kinkophobes when you bend over the table and bare your manly hairy arse at them both

I'm not white

You need to go back, Achmed.

Is that the same feminist Gavin McInnes shit all over?

youtube.com/watch?v=fyJhZmIyf6E

That's okay. What do you think then? Just saying you're not white isn't something I could take as a response related to the conversation

but i identify as an attack helicopter
you will adress me as roter or spen

> give consent to slap
> let them wind up
> yell out that you revoke consent mid swing
> tables have turned

Don't just lay down please. There is so many oppression to be fought. Come back Johannes.

nice

What a shame. The penis is THE sign of oppression and they should do that.
Definitely.
Young girls.

Haha holy shit

Remember when you mailed him a spider? I really enjoyed that.

WHITE MALE OPPRESSIONIST.
Can I make art of it?

Yeah, that one was not poisonous but tasty when you roasted it.

God i love Sup Forums
it fucking cancer but these type of fpbp make it worth it

omg are you literally shaking? do you need a hug in a safe space?

>*flips over table*
kek you fat autists wouldn't even have balls to talk to these women

>walk up to the table
>slap them both in the face


>but officer the sign says free slaps.

Sounds kinky. Too bad they're ugly.

>Young girls

fuck off, john podesta.

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I don't like your tone you fucktard. For being a mexican on vacation you sound much too confident.

Can't you sue them for assault if you get slapped?

Jokes on them. That is my fetish.

ask for free slaps YOU give them free slaps

The fine print on the expensive-looking banner says that slap-receivers have to sign consent forms.

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*unzips dick*
*dick slaps them*

wait, so I can slap them in public and get away with it?
Count me in!

Small text showed they require you sign a disclaimer

>confused and startled
Dont you mean triggered and having severe bouts of PTSD?