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That there is a modern nation that was unironically created by dumping another nation's convicts and prostitutes on an uninhabitable island. This is real life

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And what did they do to pass their time? Master the art of shitposting. But, they will never know the feeling of having first post best post.

this is why civic nationalists are retarded

when you move the worst of white society to a prison island, the prison island eventually becomes a first world democracy

when you move any part of african society to a modern first world democracy, wherever they live degenerates into a violent slum

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Daily reminder - we criminals got the better weather, better looking women, better country, better everything.

Enjoy living in a shitcunt of a country, Achmed.

kys

woah woah hey now mate that came out of nowhere

you ok my dude?

I sure love that australian internet censorship and anti-white commercials that put sweden to shame.

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>when you move the worst of white society to a prison island, the prison island eventually becomes a first world democracy
>when you move any part of african society to a modern first world democracy, wherever they live degenerates into a violent slum

its funny how that ad is meant to be progressive but its advertising eating meat which is the least progressive thing imaginable

and by the way those ads received alot of backlash and im sure the company would never do that shit again, plus that ad is from melbourne (obviously)

And I love how you fucking cuckleafs actually think you're relevant. Back in the cage, snownigger

Practice your heritage and get back into the cage, Bruce.

...and that dumping ground for convicts and prostitutes became a far superior quality country in less than 100 years

that may be the case for now but you know how brainwashed your young generation is. the jews are going to win

Australia telling Canada that they're irrelevant. Kek.
Fucking kangaroo nigger

Bah, we will just let the spoidahs and other killers sort out the dumb shits and Jews.

Can we all talk about how this first post is best post?

Back to killing yourselves over drugs, Pablo.

>be australian
>Go for a walk
>Chin chong chin chong cause full of rice eater niggers
>Mate mate fake beer kangaroos
>Go for a walk out of town
>Die because everything want to kill you
>Finish your existence eaten by Aboape

?

>go slather your veiny scrotal sack in vegemite and fornicate your urethra with a scorpion's stinger while your waifu bodypillow gets gangbanged by horny emus you kangaroonigger.

You're trying too hard.

thanks for the reply, i tried just hard enoiugh it looks like

And look what those convicts turned it into. White people truly are amazing.

Typical australian life

Maybe if they won the Emu War....but they didn't.....

>be french
>surrender

fpbp

We may have lost the battle, we didn't lose the war

This one has to cut niggers pretty deep.

>That there is a modern nation that was unironically created by dumping another nation's convicts and prostitutes on an uninhabitable island. This is real life

Why can't we do the same thing with muslims and Antarctica?

You forget to mention it was heavily administrated by non convicts from the homeland and also later had a fuckton of immigration of other non convicts.

Just a friendly G'day and I'll chuck another shrimp on the barbie for youse Yanks for taking those pesky boat-people we didn't want and have parked on some God forsaken Island.

No not New Zealand, we wouldn't do that to them, wouldn't be fair - or to the kiwis either.

I reckon the convicts had those criminal bad-boy genetics. They probably had lots of decent looking women in their bloodlines so decent looking folk just became the new mean.
The problem with Australian women is not looks, it's weight and behavior.

Yeah nah full.
Sorry aye

>send muslims to Antarctica
>radicalise locals

>be Frenchfag
>wake up at 12
>go to breakfast
>baguette falls off plate
>surrender to bread roll
>make daring escape when baguette falls on floor
>walk down street with wife
>get cucked by Muslims
>surrender to inferior religion
>create angry mob outside magazine HQ
>sing shitty national anthem while lighting candles
>surrender to fellow Frenchfag who set off fireworks
>get annoyed because rest of world thinks we are cucks
>go home to bed after long day of surrendering
>no sheets on bed because they have been used to make flags to surrender with
>mfw

The wall just got ten feet higher!!

Australia will be the Byzantine to Britons Rome.

>Colombia

Need I say more?

Be australian
Never won any significant war

>had to hover over flag because never seen it its so irrelevant

Literally the only thing your country is known for is drugs and corruption. Also can i buy your sister i need gf.

Its defiantly got that 'Melbourne vibe'. As in hurrr durrr the whole country is a giant Melbourne.

Keks

Byzantium

Is this racist?

GDP per capita of Australia is pretty high, man. Not bad for a bunch of convicts.

It just means you need Viagra.

>Be french
>Go for a walk
>Muslim terror gang executing people for insulting the prophet (PBUH
>Turn to run away
>Muslim driving stolen 18-wheeler comes barrelling down the street
>Narrowly avoid certain death
>End up in muslim ghetto that resembles North Sudan
>Stabbed and robbed by local sharia police
>Left to die because the government cares more about the perpetrators than you
>mfw

I only miss the day the only shitposters were Strayans. The leaf really pisses me off because their shitposting brings no humor only pain.

so you're saying white people have the common sense not to dump people alone on an island without someone there who knows how to organize things? thanks for proving my point

oh haha i see

What made them like they are? Their comments fill me with sadness.

yeah world war 1 and 2 were absolutely nothing

The cold and irrelevance leaves them sad bitter souls with no humorous banter.

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Let's be happy folks.

Rate my convict ancestors faggots

>greek
not white enough sorry

>Greek

I am sorry.

>Greek and Italian
>flag
checks out

Actually the nation of Australia was created in 1901 when several countries (within the British Empire) merged. Britain had long since ceased to send convicts to any part of Australia, and had never sent them to South Australia.

As for prostitutes, they just went where the opportunity was. Britain's only actuon there was to grant a NSW governor's request to send more female convicts (because he was worried about convicts turning gay).

And far from being uninhabitable, Australia's been continuously inhabited for at least 40000 years, probably 60000 and possibly much longer.

>i don't know anything about australian history at all

muh aussie land is just a prison!!11!

this is what happens when people use 9gag as a historical reference.

i dont see any italian

>Greek and Italian
>Italian

You're retarded, nigger

What a terrible place. Canada is starting to scare me. Please dont let him out of his snow prison.

Eh, doesn't worry me. They look like average white people anyway

some times we like to pretend that flags are in fact not the flag they are but are a flag that look similar. Do they not do that on Plebit?

An appendage used by a tree or plant to photosynthesise

Canada may be a Commonwealth but it is Americas frigid old bitch even if they won't admit it.

ffs it was only for a small period of history that...most aussies decend from real anglo migrants who travelled there for adventure you cunt

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