Duterte: I tossed out kidnapper from helicopter

philstar.com/headlines/2016/12/28/1657436/duterte-i-tossed-out-kidnapper-helicopter

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Memes truly are real again.

He enjoys killing people.

God bless Duterte.

Holy shit.

>MANILA, Philippines – Is this another joke or hyperbole?

But did he shoot him before he threw him out?

>There was a report of Duterte killing a drug dealer by dropping him off a helicopter when he was mayor, but it is not clear whether the President was referring to this incident in yesterday’s speech.

theyre confused which helicopter instance flip judge dredd is referring to. so many helicopters

our guy

Some user posted in a duerte bread confusing him with Pinochet asking about helicopters. Then like 30 minutes later this pops up. We truly live in the dankest timeline.

>I tossed out kidnapper from helicopter
One of the few decent politicians of this era

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>“If you are corrupt I will fetch you with a helicopter and I will throw you out on the way to Manila”
>“I have done that before, why should I not do it again?”

>“Out of the four million, at a liberal computation, just give me one million who had gone crazy. What will I do with them? Turn them into fertilizer? I can do that in Mindanao, but here you’ll just report it. But that’s our problem”

True g shit

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This is the man the west needs

Truly a wonderful year.

>not lynching him from the helicopter

He still has much to learn.

>Fentanyl not even once

B-Bane..?

looked like he enjoyed it

i was wondering that.

the law and order crew

3rd world problems need 3rd world solutions.

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RODreddGO

He shall go down in history as a great man, truly based!

he didn't fly so good

who wants to try next

>TFW Phillipoors can only afford an R-44
what a shit helicopter

would would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a helicopter?

He probably threw him out and shot him in mid air.

His clothes almost match, he's just missing the jacket

Dont talk shit bout my robinsons.

oh god that pose, those clothes

really starting to like this guy.

Perhaps I am wondering why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a helicopter?

So you can make sure that he didn't fly too well

Was it part of his plan to get caught doing this?

he probably threw the crim out, then 360 quickscoped him from the chopper

Pinochet is back

At least you can talk. Who are you?

>Duterte: I tossed out kidnapper

Duterte confirmed faggot

It doesn't matter who I am, all that matters is his plan

>2014+2
>Not owning an Enstrom
Enjoy your low inertia bullshit

Based. Honorary white man? I think so.

Duterte is a socialist.

Phillipinos
Monkey

Monkey war
Nobody care

Ugly female monkey 5feet tall

>They figure out how to use internet
>Humanity is incredible

Less questions, more choppers.

Makes you wonder

Probably just a reporter with dirt on him

Is this real life?

>Duterte said he does not intend to follow any religious practice once he dies. “Cremate me within 24 hours when I die,” he said.
Ooh, so close. But there do seem to be parallels.

Still, I fucking love this guy. He's doing the shit guys like Gingrich have been praising for the past 15 years. Trump appoints Sessions as AG.

Oh man, I can't wait until the /r/the_donald redditors realize that Trump isn't going to be "states rights" on drugs. It's gonna be no drugs.

The masketta man ?

Is Duterte a big guy?

5'4" is tall for their people

he's sympathetic to the NPA so that doesn't really work

He enjoys punishing people.
Like demons do in hell.

Idk is he wrong or right?

His 5'6 is average height for males here.
I'm 5'11, and I'm almost a giant compared to them.

>having manlet genes

he's a national socialist, duh. And in the Philippines that by default more-or-less means ethno-socialist. Good to have another example of that in the world.

>hurr murderous dictators

why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a helicopter?

He was a big guy.

It would be extremely painful

Hey Sosa lets get this straight now, I never fucked anybody over in my life

I only tell you one time, don't fuck me, don't you ever try to fuck me

For the jews

Damn, hes better than Scarface. He actually threw the guy out of the chopper, Scarface just watched a dude get thrown out of a chopper.

god bress for duterte

Flips are tiny people senpai, I had to go to school with them my whole life
>women are like 4'8" to 4'11"
>tfw anything above that seems grossly tall for me
>tfw 6'4"
god dammit

Must have been extremely painful hitting the ground

For you.

At least you can talk. Who are you?

really made me think

Im docter poval. In NSA.

Top lel.

Duterte Harry strikes again!

B-but i want s-states rights

>i first read that as "I tossed out kid from helicopter"

don't knock it till you've tried it.

PINOCHET, IS THAT YOU?

This dude is fucking wild, I love it

Gingrich?

Gingrich is a dudeweedbro, he's been pro legalization for 20+ years

>killing drug addicts, dealers, and kidnappers is murder

>"sir due to throwing people out of helicopters we have had to install combat locked doors..."

Really makes you think lol.

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Duerte is Muslim heroin addict.

Fucking loser.

You can't toss anyone out of a Robinson

why are Canadians such pussies?

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duerte is a nigger. no emotional control, acts like a filthy savage. eat shit. i can't stand druggies either but he's full on chimp out tier.

Hurr waiting for the day we throw degenerate fucks like you out of the helicopter for a rapid encounter with the Canadian Shield.

>tfw we're falling deeper into the meme timeline

what a man.

i just hope he doesnt turn into the bad kind of psycho after he made the philippines great again.

>Implying we were ever great

No the fuck he hasn't.

Good question.

Now I'm wonder:

If I was about to be thrown out of a helicopter and had the option, would I want to be shot first?

Probably not.

What about you?

For a moment i confused your flag with the czech republic

Well if you dont get shot, you will die painless and immediatly by hitting the ground.
So if he doesnt exactly blow out your brain, you will most likely be in pain until you smah into the ground.

Shooting a man before you throw him out of a helicopter would not make sense and would just be silly and redundant

Watched an interview with him recently, when asked about where he stands on the idea of 'Human Rights' his answer was "I don't give a shit about them". That is a direct quote btw. The interviewer just stood there stunned. It was quality.

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