Well, Sup Forums?

These fine gentlemen roll up to your neighborhood and urge you to fulfill your patriotic duty and join the Right-Wing Deportation Squad to hunt to illegal immigrants and Muslims

What is your response?

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition

what the fuck that's the worst fucking nightmare

yeah boiiiiiiiiiii

"Hey boys, do you have that armor in XXXXXXL "

"Sorry mate, all out. For some reason that's the only Size that's being requested"

checke'm

"Also I hope it's powered."

Seriously though Sup Forums, THIS is why you're supposed to lift you lazy fucks.

Let me grab my gear

The time is nigh

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You have to go back.

>implying im not already with them.

Go back to your Anime convention faggot nerds

"You guys are late. I'll get my gear."

We killing libtards? Where do I sign up?

Info gathering thread detected

I'd ask them to show skin to prove they're white

Hahah
They're probably wearing those full face/gas masks because of their severe allergies and sensitivity to sun

It's about time.

>implying im not already kicking doors in

Cool gear, bob. Wanna bring it to my neighborhood?

"Ay dios mio!"

Give me one of those stgs and I'll be anything you want bb

already fucked up.
>talking about right wing squads
>not talking about safety.

they're fake. it's antifa in disguise and time to rev up the helicopters.

Bring it on!

Of course.

Your Dad's backdoor doesn't count fag

Sweet let me get my Dads Kalashnikov and IRA uniform.

I say: You can't deport me! Israel and their biggest supporter, Trump, have instated a fully open borders policy for all countries except Israel, which is now completely closed.

Tears of joy and an erection so hard it could cut diamond.

Hell, it's about time.

>weird fallout cos-players knock on door asking me to go with them
>I have a job
>out of vacation time
>"sorry guys, I am too busy for WWIII"

This is a macro level example of why WWIII will never happen. The world is run by corporations and states, the states are now employed by the corporations and the wrong type of war leads to a decline in profits, a war glassing 5 shepherds in a desert will generate trillions in revenue.

WWIII cancelled until further notices guys

Top kek

I was born for this

"What took you fuckers so long"
*Slide rack*

>Right wing squads doing anything other than fapping to 2D

>Implying there is a worse place to be deported to than mexico. Where would you go paco?

I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT

A FUCKING LEAF

Join

No, it's worse. Those costumes are from an anime.

do they have a demolitions corp.?

"I'm gay, will that be a problem?"

AM I BEING DETAINED

What took you faggots so long

I'll be district commander within a year
It takes a certain personality type to be able to wake up every day eager to hunt down and destroy the enemies of my people
I have that personality type
The constant killing won't wear me down, it will energize me more with every eliminated shitskin
Give me the really hard jobs, the really dirty work
I am ready

>absolutely abhorrent post
>checks flag
A

Ok, pham, there is like a dozen of them, lunch after?

I have Mexican heritage so I know how they think

I tell them to fuck off.

you have to go back

Let's purge my brothers

join the squad of course

>buzz around like a five year excited at christmas in my mind but remain composed
>spider senses kick in
>look at armour
>understandably it is for protection however i cannot see the people wearing it
>realize all the equipment and weponary is expensive and government funded
>realize the government wont allow it
>deduce it is actually a ploy by the ultra left attempting to weed out white people that laugh at little at satire and a riske racist joke now and then
>say no thank you i like my enrichment
>tooled up soldiers sigh in disappointment
>squad move to sector 4 - *radio crackle* privilege scum negitive in this area over *radio crackle*
>their toyota prius tank whirrs away

ooooooooo edgy

sniper rifle pls, im a quickscoper :')

underrated post

How much does it pay, as much as I wanna take part, I have bills.

Shit,

>tfw I accidentally purge my brothers instead of muslims because of a grammatical error.

I would ask then why they are carrying WWII era weapons. Then show them where the WOGS live.

>The ultra-left
>Holding guns without literally shaking and breaking down into tears

I wear a medium tshirt and 34 waist.

"I'm already singed on for the right wing death squads the time for deportation ended last week."

as long as they don't fire them they won't be triggered by the loud boom and the deadly and red hot casing zooming past their face

Its okay, i still love you Australia

>not wearing XL and 34 inch waist
Bottom bitch nigga

This.

Your useless meat won't stop bullets.

Given some of their trigger discipline it is only a matter of time before an accidental discharge and their ruse is over.

looks glorious to me schlomo, repressed genetic memories giving you PTSD?

Yeah but your calloused cut cock might

Is this real life?

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Where do I sign?

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Haha, very funny guys, I already signed up on the first day.

I hope they have armour in my size!

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I'm half black, and that would be violating my constitutional rights as an American citizen, so I would grab my AR and stand my ground, dying in my home land where I have the right to be, and where I'm going to to live for the rest of my life.

It's about time, let me take my hat.

Your mum is a whore tho.

It would be better to just put a bounty on the head of illegals. Once they figure that out they will tell on each other until they are all gone.

Ask them where I sign up and also if they have any flamethrowers.

where are your swastikas?

ask if my diaper will fit in their body armour

for u

I would simply ask them what kind of trash squad runs 4 supports and no engineer?

Where have you been all my life?

those rimlicking japan-fags aren't worth anything. Any jamal with machete could kill them... the fat ones first.

kek

Hail the nearest cop to get his attention in order to have them arrested, because our racially inclusive Rechtsstaatlichkeit actually has laws against nazi LARPing. End up being arrested together with them, for hailing hitler in public.

I second this

Shut up, Jinroh is great.

>are uniforms included?

I want to be 1st in the door.

Kek

Where do I sign up?

I'd point those faggots towards the nearest convention.

Sod off your LARPing faggots. Go prove your up to what you say you are then i might give you a call.

there is a lot of work work work to do!!!