Aussies

I want to get into the head of a shitposter, see what makes them tick. What effects their enviroment has on them. So Aussies, how is life down under? How expensive/inexpensive are things? Do you work? Is it easy to get a job? Is the multiculturalism disease taking hold of your country? What makes an Aussie an "Aussie"?

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British culture + heat that fries your brain

But it also makes you immune to Mr. Paki fucking your wife abdullah, why is that?

I fucking hate Australia
Some aussie faggot came up and visited NJ, spread a fucking stomach bug of biblical proportions to NY.
I was puking my guts out for 3 fucking days

I love the Aussies, great bants, good people, and pic related

Life is good burgerbro.
Life doesn't seem that expensive to me, but I know that some of our costs are way higher/lower than yours.
I work in a kitchen making idk, 40k? Was easy to get, I just showed up for the job and didn't fuck it up. Cities are fucked for decent work imo though.
Multiculturalism doesn't affect me because I live in regional NSW and almost no immigrants want to live outside the cities.
Aussies are 40% beer 60% shitposting irl.

Keep your mouth shut you revolting obese yank poof. Your wives daughters and mothers ride black cock day in and day out. They cannot get enough of it. All of your sports are dominated by black men, why is this? Because you bred them to be superior ro you and now you come on here while yank women get their wombs inseminated by that potent nigger semen and you fucking love it, dont you? You yanks are all cucks. You love how your women get their brains fucked out by black men. Go watch some american produced amatuer blacked porn, you silly yank cunt.

Sounds great. I forgot to add this ij the original post, What is the most cucked/based part of Australia?

It's a bug planet, an evil planet. last night I almost walked into this fucker that was chilling directly at head height on the foot path..

Brisbane is uncucked

I honestly like regional areas better than anywhere else, depending on how inbred the populace is.
Sydney is fucked, it's a giant pile of needles, lawyers and the worst people from every race. If it slides into the sea like the giant curry shit it is, we'll all prosper.
Brisbane can be alright, the people tend to be unfriendly though.
Melbourne gets memed on a lot, but it's the second nicest city. Weather is shit though, there's also too many people, too many hipsters.
Darwin is pretty but boiling hot, great place to get glassed.
Perth is the prettiest city, but it feels weird for some reason.

Alright Nigel let me lqy it down for you. America is Royaly fucked I know this, You know this, we all know it. I'm actually fixing to leave when I get the chance. Just remember that Britain is on the same course as the U.S. Your soon approaching the point of no return and your not doing anything besides "MUH BREXIT" when will you fags start chasing the minorites out with pitchforks? When will you stop sucking muslim knob and letting little caliphates grow in your once great cities? I love you Brits, I don't want to see your Nation DIE like mine. You need to act now before its too late, learn from our mistakes, make him proud.

The only thing that is getting layed is your fucking daughters by black men. Kill yourself you MORONIC FUCKING CUNT

Is there a big difference between East and West Austrailia?

We are [previously 90% but probably closer to 85% as of the latest Census] white and it is ingrained in our culture to hate political correctness and tall poppies.

We're not afraid to call people cunts if they're being cunts.

COME HOME WHITE MAN

I'm 18 you aged fucking poof, I wonder (((who))) would hop on Sup Forums just to talk about white daughters taking black cock?

the amount of drugs needed to have fun.

Yeah, about 90% of the population.
West afaik is more mining than anything, never lived there so I couldn't say for sure.

BIG BLACK COCK IN YANK CUNT HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? YOU ENJOY IT BECAUE YOU ARE A KEK YANK HA AS IF THERE IS ANYOTHER KIND

Austrailia sounds based as fuck, I'm a highschool senior right now, what should I do? Go to college for a year and try to transfer to one in your promised land? I want to come home.

FULL

Alright, enjoy her majesty's caliphate, its a damn shame that Britain will die. People like you are really helping that along.

Go to college

Come on exchange for a year and see if you like it

Think about applying for permanent residency and doing a postgrad course here

It's an easy way to citizenship

Alright thanks Ausbro, you guys are one of the best countries on this board, i think it goes unrecognized.

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What flag is that?!

shit's fucked and everything sucks, shitposting is an outlet and the only thing guaranteed to make us feel better

What if you put yiur energy into another outlet? Something mire along the lines of pic related

some men already do

>how is life down under
Bretty gud 5/5.

>How expensive/inexpensive are things
Depends on how you spend your money. A lot of people spend their money on alcohol/cigarettes and 30% of their pay is gone within a day. I was talking to some guy not long ago, and he said "I got paid $700, and its gone 4 days later" as he took out a cigarette, I kek'd. While Sydney is expensive, I find the main cause of people complaining is due to poor budgeting.

>Do you work? Is it easy to get a job?
I work. Is it easy to get one? It's hard, but it also depends if you have any experience or not. Usually a lot of jobs here want experience. If you do have experience, it's not that hard to get a job.

>Is the multiculturalism disease taking hold of your country
Oh yes, it is. Let me say something to describe the entire situation. There was a reason why Sydney was called the "best Olympic games ever", because it truly was. Nothing will ever, ever replicate the Australian spirit that was around back then. It's long gone. It's been replaced by people who do not share our culture, who do not care about our culture or the country, and just want to move into Sydney because "Sydney is best city!!!" while they blatantly ignore who built the city in the first place, and why the city was such a great place. Now it's being run by greedy politicians, corporations who pander to rich Asians while they ignore every day Sydneysiders.

>What makes an Aussie an "Aussie"?
We really are shitposters in real life. An Aussie is generally laid back most of the time, you won't ever get him offended, unless he's an inner-city cuck. He'll laugh at anything, even himself when a joke is made against him.

Don't get me wrong though, we're still a great country, even when I ask backpackers "what do they think of Australia", they reply with "You have no idea how great Australia is, because you're always here, to us, it is absolutely beautiful, and amazing"

Hope this helps.

>Dem nostalgic Sydney 2000 feels

Shit man, why'd you remind me?

Do you live in Sydney? And is this idea of multiculturalism relatively confined to cities and the like? I'm not much of a city guy myself and I could live with it as long as its contained.

>this
Outside of cities is practically white australia.
Except for the occasional abo if you try to look for them.

Multiculturalism has been pushed in education and media for years. Only the major cities have Asians and poo in loos. Brisbane Suburbia is where I was brought up in. Not many Asians however that might change sooner or later. Wouldn't worry about them though, they're usually pretty based.

>except for the occasional abo if you try to look for them

Why would I actively seek out Austrailian Wildlife? Shits deadly

kek.
Most abos are moving to the cities anyway so they can easily get welfare and free university.

>Falling for the Asians are based meme

They're parasites

Just because they don't commit crime doesn't mean they make a welcome contribution to this country

Asians (at least chinese and japenese) are the ideal immigrant, but you should never open the flood gates to a group of people the likes of orientals and poos, nit saying you have. I heard that yiu guys were working on lowering the quotas for asian immigrants is that true?

Why are you pricks obsessed with berating the UK? Regardless of your guns, you country is soon to be less than 50% white, and let us not forget the fact that the US is the major exporter of degeneracy. The UK is shit, I hate living here, but you are literally no better

aussies are the richest in the world, any aussie you see here depending on his percentile will be 3x richer than the same percentile american.

Can I just join a random Aussie college and get my tuition and living costs?

>how is life down under
Greatest country on Earth mate.

>How expensive/inexpensive are things
Depends. Alcohol and Ciggies are pretty dear so if you're scoffing them down you're up 100-150 a week at least.

>Do you work? Is it easy to get a job?
I don't work at the moment. Yes it is easy to get a job if you're really going for one.

>Is the multiculturalism disease taking hold of your country
Yeah. Asians everywhere. Koreans are alright cuz' my girlfriend is Korean so...they do come over here and take a fuck ton of jobs though. Mostly in their own little Korean restaurants but still in other places. Indians are really only okay? Creepy most of the time. Muslims...well they're being Muslim. Always quiet, not talking, looking shady. I would have them all out if it were up to me.

Just lucky I'm not from Sydney I hear they're fucking fucked down there with Lebs and shit.

>What makes an Aussie an "Aussie"?
Just say cunt and don't give a fuck.

Oh shit how is that working out? I didn't expect they'd be able to afford to live in a city. Is your Govt. giving them subsidized housing or some shit?

Factor in housing/rent, car registration, petrol prices and watch that gap disappear.

aussie is the last bastion of the anglo saxon race, don't end what your fathers cultivated.

How dies that work out? I thought the Austrailian dollar was only worth .75 cents on the dollar.

Yeah can vouch for this. I live in the South Eastern Suburbs of Brisvegas. You should see the transitions of people when I'm going into the city or Uni or something.

It goes from my area with..like barely an Asian in sight really to bus stop half way between where you start seeing some pop up. Get to the city and you're in the fucking thick of em.

I don't plan on having kids with anyone that isn't white.

really?
They get government assisted housing and welfare, plus educational incentives. Very few abbos stand on their own two feet

They're fucking lazy and stupid, but don't realize it because they only compare themselves to abbos instead of the chinks that will undoubtedly take over Australia completely.

The ones I know well are okay. The parasites usually live closer to the city or in their ghettos.
But we do need to reduce the asian invasion, not completely halt it but not too many of them or they'll breed like rabbits.
We've actually been giving them free stuff for decades in an attempt to educate them in the ways of the white man. Leftists usually go on about how they were poorly treated in the "stolen generation", but they we literally given a proper home and education for free.
Which suburb?

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Most Aussies are ethnically Irish.

Not even white.

Cost of living in Australia is 3.78% higher than in United States (

literally nothing, America's percentile median wealth is 400% less than australia.

I already said just that, I am afraid that you Brits are on the same path as us, its proven that political action alone won't solve your problem, you need to start showing sone force, run migrants out of town, desecrate mosques, do SOMETHING. Don't let Britain Die like we did, (if MI5 is reading this please nite that this is satire and Sup Forums is a board of peace)

We are just a banter loving people and we hate when cunts take themselves too seriously, also we are always drunk and having fights with wildlife. Also full!

Nice, I lived in Carindale.
Living in the CBD now. It's pretty trash as you would expect.

I'm ethnically Irish you fucking (((daego))) stop trying to divide us. Irish and Anglos are both ethnicities of the same race

its the album cover for Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon

We're a nation of mongrels mate, it was always too late.

>both ethnicities of the same race
Just like Slavs the Irish are the niggers of whites.

>Put 2 random Australians on the phone together
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I knew it would devolve into something like this. Mental country.

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>Daego

Those are Italians, you Uncle Tom motherfucker.
Obviously, you are of Irish extraction trying to be included in the Saxon filth. It's sad.

I'm clearly a Spic.

Fucking kek.
Good stuff

You're fucking pathetic.

Ah yeah. Thats where I was talking about I usually transfer at Carindale to get into the city/uni.

Stay strong champ.

I aint saying you should let polacks and micks into Britain because they're white, I'm saying White European people shouldn't fight each other when faced with a crypto kike like juan pablo over here.

Sydney is good to go out in and soak up the history and night life (inb4 lockout laws). I live about 40mins away via train in a place called the shire which is notoriously racist. Definitely consider apart of greater Sydney but we have our own identity. I can answer anything you want to know about this region as well as north queensland.

How so nigger?

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>Do you live in Sydney?
I do

>And is this idea of multiculturalism relatively confined to cities and the like
Pretty much. All along the east coast of Australia, it's around 98% white. Driving out of Sydney into the country side, it's white. Immigrants here seem rather repulsed by the countryside. Even if it's just outside of the city zone. By city zone, I mean, anything that touches the countryside. They seem to be born with some magnet that causes them to be attracted to Melbourne and Sydney, and they come with a heavy materialistic/consumerist mindset, especially the Asians, wew lad, no wonder corporations love them so much. The city in their eyes = Success/Made it in life.

Melbourne

>Crypto-Kike

Think history will prove my people were the only ones to actually finish off the Kikes in their country, unlike some try-hards.

I'm sure your some sort of "Murphy" over their in Boston, or some other cliche'd shit hole. So I'll forgive you for not reading my post.

I was just pointing out, Irish make up the majority of Aussies ethnic background, and thus cannot be "the last bastion of Anglo-Saxons".

It feels so fucking great to not have a monarch/aristocrats. You really should've killed them all a long time ago.

How's the Shire area these days? I rarely go there. Is it still "Fuck off, we're full" tier?

itt: literally seething

Because you're a cocksucking sycophant bootlicker with a Disney fetish for funny accents and a confirmation bias that's nothing but a national embarrassment. Good to see it triggered you, probably wouldn't if it didn't reflect you fucking rejects so accurately. Those reacharounds are going to hand themselves out, now, so get to it. You've got a full house here.

Yeah, since sharkies won we're pretty happy to tell cunts to get their passports out when coming through. I rarely see musos, niggers, etc unless you go to Miranda. Full of hot white girls and the beaches are better than maroubra, cogee, etc.

They're starting to spread out from the city. Moorooka and Sunnybank are packed with all kinds of immigrants. Even the north side is starting to get hit. I see a fair few Koreans and Chinese around Strathpine these days and even some Asian families around Caboolture suburbs but they all seem at least second gen.

I remember 10-15 years ago, Asians in northside suburbs were extremely rare

Oh, thats a fair cop. Thanks for not throwing me in the oven Cortez.

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>I rarely see musos, niggers, etc unless you go to Miranda
>Miranda
Please tell me they're only there to shop at the Westfields.

I aint some wannabe Aussie, if anything I want to see if its cucked like every other western country, and it seems like it isn't thank God for that. I've lost all hope for America, this country is fucked.

We're anglo celtic, what's your point cunt? We're whiter than you'll ever be.

Off yourself you quadroon cunt.

I would've included you too Sweden but you aren't white.

Top asspained

You do realize blacked.com is a product of America right.

>throwing me in the oven Cortez.

No problem, 'Murph, I'm sure your fellow "Saxon" bros got a good laugh from your comment, too.

Do you really think you have any say here? Why don't you go blow your dog Justin

Sure, potato-criminal. Sure.

basically this: youtu.be/eyVX3uJpqxc

Yeah it'd be all the ethnics and immos from south west, Canterbury-Bankstown region. Miranda probably has more minorities than any other place in the shire

As a person with an Ozzie dad. Don't trust a word these fucking cunts say. They're all a bunch of fucking criminal scum who lie through their teeth.

Are you full if I'm white?

I want off this ride.

t. Chicago

No its an (((American))) product, theres a difference. I am in no way proud of the jewish influence in our country

I do have a say. You country has more niggers then we do people. You are also the leaders in everything degenerate.

>Canterbury-Bankstown region
That entire area needs to be nuked from orbit. Nothing of value would be lost. It wouldn't even do anything to Sydney's economy lol

South West still has hope of being saved though.

Im amazed you can type while having a jewish dick lodged down your throat.