ITT: we thank America for winning both world wars

thank you, America

all in a days work

thank you, Israel

Thank you, America.

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you too based Canada, couldn't have taken that beach without you

Back to back World War Champs!
'18, '45

>winning
>Gave half of Europe to commies and sacrificed millions over the next few decades when there would have been peace had they just helped Germany.

whatever Italy, you chose the wrong side

hah

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When USSR invaded China from 1920s, USA didn't care.
When Japan took alliance with Manchu, USA caused economic sanctions.

Literally communist's country.

all these butthurt Axis fags

burger here,
you could argue that we saved europe in WW2 but we kinda did fuck all in ww1

shut up shut up shut up!

BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS

How would a WW2 vet from the 101st react to reading tweets from 18 year olds complaining they didn't get what the wanted from Christmas?

Hitler taking over europe was a much more tangible threat then the spread of communism (at the time). Even then we took steps to minimize the spread, ost notably the deal we made with Japan.

Why do you think your pasta twirling opinion matters at all in concerns to the wars of the 20th century

Yeeeess, thank you for killing more young white men and the only man who had the balls to stand up for us! Nyehahahahahahaha

>Saved anyone in anything
>Not just coming in at the last moment to take all the glory, win some insignificant piece of land and chant 'USA! USA! USA!'

Pick one and only one johnny.

GO FUCK YOURSELLF!!! E

Fuck you...

I hope you drown.

More Russians have died fighting in Europe than USA and you know this ,but ya I do honour the Americans that fought in both Wars, shame you belittle everybody's else's efforts

Thanks AMerica for stopping the only man who could have extermianted the jews

Thank you goys.

You can't thank your own country, it's like me thanking myself after having a wank

>Sup Forums tier banter

fuck off.

Sure, the rest had already weakened germany and put them on their knees. But if you beat the germans. Why were the russians then in Berlin?

Go to hell america and take the west with you

>Implying world wouldnt be better with the triumph of nationalsocialism.

REMINDER:if the flag is a Nazi country or friend, or had volunteer corps for the Nazis, their opinion literally doesn't matter, they're just butthurt over their defeat at USAs hands

The number 1 thing that rustles my jimmies is when I hear burgers shout from the rooftops that they (((won))) ww1&2

Fucking showboating niggers even managed to somehow steal glory

We could have done it on our own, you came up when everything was finished.

Still good job nuking those yellow nazis, comrade Burger.

Argentina? nazi heir?

>we could have done it on our own
You've got it twisted, slave. We basically funded your entire war effort.

>We could have done it on our own
I would say the same thing if I had that flag

good job Russia, we wouldn't have the guts to Zerg rush

you can join in the glory Canada, you won them too!

wish it was on par with the way you funded israel, goy.

Cheers cunnies

You would be in a communist breadline if the US didn't attack Nazis in France

>extremely autistic levels of Sup Forums tier banter

This is nearly deserving of a sage.

How does this make any sense?

>tfw I'd be living in a shitskin free city here in the South if Hitler had won
Fuck you, America.

>we thank America for winning both world wars

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think you are forgetting who the greatest member of the Allied forces of ww2 was. We don't call Israel greatest ally even to this day for nothing

ITT: We thank my mum for making hot chocolate for me on Christmas day.

>Sup Forums banter
>Sup Forums banter
>Sup Forums banter

got anything else to say? I never visited Sup Forums

>zerg rush

Implying that red army was not showing greatest examples of tactical genius fighting over western russia with its 400km front and extremly difficult landscape.

All of this against the army that conquered strongest western europe country in 30 minutes.

How can burgers even compete? You never had and will have such a vast experience, you are doomed to be raped by vietnamese farmers.

Nobody would make memes about us :(

>those feelings when you never mattered as a country

your accent is the way it is because your relatives were alcoholics - scientific fact

you got raped by mountain got fuckers for over a decade

>mfw america will always be known for the rest of history as the nation who single-handedly defeated the Nazis.
>mfw the only reason this is the case is because america made more WW2 movies than Russia did.

Thank you, America

What are you talking about?

lol exactly, Russia BTFO, too little too late in their film department

AFGHAN

A better alternatives then you sub humans spreading

2 nukes weren't enough

Thank you USSR.

Actually we have quite a lot of ww2 movies. The soviet time ones are really good and historically accurate. You can watch 28 пaнфилoвцeв from the recent ones.

>historically accurate

BAHAHA AS IF THAT FUCKING MATTERS

Actually no. Fuck this shit. If the us hadn't fucked around or even supported the axis we'd have no threat of mudslimes, no Jews to worry about fucking up our shit, no white genocide, and probably Brutal repression of commies.

We fucked up.

You orchestrated WWII you turbo kikes.

10 - 15k soviet soldiers dead vs 1.5kk afghan goatfuckers.

Not an argument but still makes you think

its not about historical accuracy, its about portraying your own forces as unstoppable conquerors, then making these films available worldwide
the ratio of dead US soldiers to Vietnamese farmers was similar to that

mfw thailand is both axis and allies side in ww2

Remember when we whipped your ass and took your land?

When will american kids be taught ww2 was won by captain america and spider man?

like 70 years ago

BLUEEEEEE
FORTY TWOOOOOOO

>England and USA funded the ussr, who lost the most soldiers and civilians in the war.
>first USA and British coalition landed in North Africa.
>then went to the middle east and Italy.
>all the while ussr fighting off German troops by the millions, for over a year.
>ussr defends Moscow and pushes Germany back, after many died
>finally Normandy happens.
>USA history teaches that we did the most in the war effort.
>USA USA USA

>Winning both wars.
You only won WW2
WW1 Canada did more then you.

you say that as a joke...
it may as well be reality to half America

than

Thanks for stopping the greatest man whoever lived from purifying the world, you fucking faggots

BURGER EDUCATION the thread

>We did all the work so we let our pet allys take Berlin
Kek

>Allied to commies

>muh principals

>muh arsenal of democracy

>run as fast as they could through unguarded territories because everybody fights russians in the east

>still too slow being raped by schoolboys and old men to take berlin before soviets

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Dude don't argue with him he's a Yankee they never accept that they're wrong.
Thank you for correcting me.

F yeah

Yeah, thanks for "winning" that war for us. Sure is great what you did there.

Yeah, cant wait to see their retarded country burn in nuclear fire.

>Ruskie education

>We let you take Berlin and chill while smoking cigars
>Oh shit hes a threat too
>Beat you later
God it feels good to be an American
Sexually liberated woman, its her body her rules.

butthurt edgy 16yo nazi untermensch detected

>Thanking yourself for something you took no part in

>yourself
I suppose I AM AMERICA now

So when did you fat ass ever beat us?

thanks merica for nuking Japs.And, no this is not sarcasm

Gr8 b8 m8

>you choose the wrong side
>56%


top fucking kek

>having no problem with this
>calling someone else untermench

The true mark of a moron to hurl meaningless insults around desu buddy.

I thought you would be happier about Germany being BTFO

Nah. Germany had nothing to do with my country, thanks to America's Atomic Bomb, my country can declare independence from Japanese Imperial.

>Germany had nothing to do with my country
lol wtf are you talking about Poland

>Poland
I hope this is joke. At least you can point your mouse to my flag

im on mobile

Im from Indonesia

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