The Final Sacrifice of 2016

george takei will die in a car crash (asians cant drive)

Praise kek.

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they are all just going into their bomb shelterS?

ROLLLLLLLLLLL

KEK wills it

Dubbs

George Takei will live forever.

He will also be the leader of a new Japanese Reich.

QUALITY thread, OP.

What was kek implying by this?

>id Hhmm

really makes you think.

Praise Kek, smite George Takei in 2 days time....oh myyyyyyy REEEEEEEEEEEEE

keks blessing falls where it may, There are no agents of kek, he merely speaks through digits.

the will cannot be forced.

>id HhmmK
>K

kek displays cosmic mirth at their feeble moloch-bound plans

there can be no escape from THIS happening

i said i was gonna make a thread not but any effort into it. sorry our didnt discuss your expectations clearly with me but I was quite forward with my intent from the get go.

plus, its doing ok.

>you gotta have the bad threads to make you appreciate the good ones. I'm in a bit of a bad thread myself right now.

Come to Kek O mighty sacrifice

Oh great and mighty KEK, accept my gift of repetitious numerals and kill this annoying chink faggot.

Also fuck Minerva.

Rolling

>implying you can put effort into a d.ubs thread
Was that the joke?

Sonia Sotomayor is next.

Hillary is next.

Bill is next.

Nancy Pelosi is next.

George Takei is next.

Rolling.

>Implying kek won't let him live long enough to see the Trump presidencies success, then when he is broken utterly have him die of gay cancer- AIDs

George Lucas is next.

bill nye is next

no u are LOL

paton oswald is next

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is next.

Rolling.

Rosie O'Donnell is next.

no. the joke is you.
ellen degeneres is next

Angela Merkel is next.

im from a universe where George Takai DID die in a car crash and I think hillary won.

luckily i had a brain hemorage on Election Day and was transported to this glorious universe.

well memed guys. praise kek and multi-dimensional brain hemoregeing gods and what not.

Rollin for that mega cunt john Oliver

>Off-topic and Sup Forums-tier threads will be deleted (and possibly earn you a ban, if you persist). Unless they are quality, well thought out, well written posts, the following are examples of off-topic and/or Sup Forums-tier threads:

Why aren't you reporting this thread, anons?

Stephen Breyer is next.

pretty sure this means my story is legit. praise kek.

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Anthony Kennedy is next.

Kek give me digits

kek wills it

merkel will be raped by an immigrant

neat

Michael Moore must die next.

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thank you based dimensional traveler user. We welcome you to the Trump timeline.
hope you enjoy it here.
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thinks a kek worship thread is off topic. gtfo my Sup Forums reddit

Dirty bomb in Germany

Disgracefur!

Germany goes AfD

Frauke Petry wins

PRAISE KEK MAY HIS WILL BE DONE

Oh myyy! Gook will diiiie!
Saturday, drop dead gay!
Shadilay!

witnessed, praise kek

Le Pen wins

>inb4 George Takei, George Lucas and Charlie Sheen all die on the same day
pls kek
pls

kek commands it.

muh internment camps

checked

He crashes his car into the internment camp he was kept in.

POST THE HANDY J

Meme it lads
I dont care how he goes but it must be done

Make this happen Kek

why is this faggot appearing on my Sup Forums? what is this fucking shit, Reddit? Imgur? fucking faggot OP

rolling

terrorism strikes Canada

How about a STD that only affects homosexuals?

>george takei will die in a car crash

I foresee a different rear-end accident: freak buttplug incident. The gerbil fights back.

Nuff said.

i hear he drives stick.

youtube.com/watch?v=Pg4jy2RnnzY

Chinese economic collapse

Cancer it is then. Shadilay!

God (Save) The Queen.

I feel like if Takei doesn't die in 2016 then we are in the new winning timeline and everything is good but ultimately normal.

But if he does die in 2016 we have actually transcended any normal 3/4D timeline and are probably in a 6/7D timeline and Trump-Kek-Israel is playing a level of dimensional chess that I didn't even know was possible to perceive.

these cult sacrifice threads are moloch tier garbage

please Kek, make it so

>Merkel will be raped by an immigrant
>Holy War with against Islam
>Race war in America
>Whites win
>Constantinople retaken
>All in 2017
>33

No one else will die, but 2017's gonna be an even bigger slaughterfest.

Oh KEK please let him die of lyme's disease!

I'm not not supporting this.

...he's no Shatner.

well done

you too!

not dying,

well done

this was just a practice year for kek. wait till next year