MUPDATE NUMBER 11
MUPDATE NUMBER 11
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>adding in Britain again
Have fun with your circle jerk game
I myself roll as Prussia to fill Poland, seeing as I can't help the British. I welcome Germany under Hitler to the Imperial Union.
First for Filling in Morocco
TRIGGERED.
Why don't you beat me the right way fgt.
Kill france!!!
New Rome to fill up western europe
I ceded them land last round but OP refused to give it to them. Didn't add them back, I just did what the last OP was supposed to.
I roll to push into France from my English holdings.
expand west along the black sea coast (including crimea)
Because ceding land is against the rules you dumb cunt
And ceding land after a nation dies is even more retarded
But again, I reiterate:
Enjoy your fun
not so fast there buddy
>OPlaying
>obviously biased
dropped, have fun in your little hugbox
>OP playing his own game
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Pursue the French War further. North I go.
Where is it in the rules?
Begin of taking Crimea's and Yukraines
Kill france
I invent my own rules. To prevent bias, I will be allowing anyone who wants to to take over Prussia. I invite Hitler to take it from me. Britannia is the new Chancellor of the Imperial Union.
By the way the "actual British isles" act as a teleport er to southern Persia, and vice versa. But there is a devastating cost to using them.
A random event will happen next turn.
That's precisely it.
It's not in the rules
I left m8. You can leave if you want to thou. If you do leave then I guess anyone can take over Iran.
I undo my last roll.
Transferring rolls is also not in the rules.
>to prevent bias
Too late cunt
So I can have prussia? If so I'll rename myself tp united Germany
Didn't transfer
Roll please, and stop arguing. I will make a random event that slightly favors you to keep things fair.
>random event
>fair
jesus christ, just give Prussia to Hitler
Rolling to fuck up britain
Kek
kill yourself OP
>"random" events
>playing his own game
fuck this thread posting ancap memes
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Sure. Not gonna change what it says on the map but I will give you the land.
Dearie me, what have I done that is biased? I am trying to do the least-worst job I can.
UPDATE: Angry Prussians start a communist revolution, hoping to spread it worldwide! If you roll a 1, or a 6 (That's my favorite number!) then a small communist revolution will break out in your nation. I roll for the commies.
If you ARE a communist nation, they are Fascist instead.
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invade Ivan's lands
Ancap rebels gain one tile in ex-Prussia for every meme posted.
It is fair, I took my land and made it communist. This is fair, I assure you.
I roll for Communists. They have a halved roll.
o shit hope no spanish civil war
Also fill in space between me and ROme
Roll to kill France.
Kek bless me
RIP Ivan
Off to Carthage I go!
Republicans are here to stay
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Kill SPEN unite Germany once and for all
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Fuck bumping this thread
Push my lands into the sea
You can't kill SPEN, they are far away. You wanna kill the Commies instead?
thank marx
WRECK OF HORDES ANUS IN DEFENSE. PUSH OF THEM OUT OF CRIMEA AND DEFEND
sorry I meant the commies
damn it ivan
another stalemate woooh
IT IS DORBS. BUT ALSO A 1. SHIT
I count as both revolutoin and also as doubles.
Are you Commies?
Wish partially granted.
UPDATE: Things are bad now. Ancaps are in bright Yellow. They don't get a name, that would be a symbol of statism.
Oh yeah when France said he wanted to push his land into the sea it created New France. If you fill up New France completely you get a permanent +5 bonus, until you lose it again. But New France is highly volatile, if you have land there and roll a 2 or a 5 then you get a revolution of angry Frenchmen.
Roll for Commies. OP rolls for Nazis. Ivan's memery will be the roll for ancaps.
Pigeon the commies
Into kekistan we go.
Did you... figure it out?
Si, we are commies
Fill in more land between ROME
Also colonize Ireland
>We had a stalemate.
>He gets shit anyway
What the fuck OP?
Purge revolution, Spills go to defense of TUSR.
Fuck, kill the yellow things and destroy communist scum
push into turkey via the Caucasus
I guess?
OH FUCK I FUCKED UP I did his roll then when I saw stalemate I though I shouldn't do yours.
I give you back land this time, Golden Horde used french mercenaries but they retreated and this returns your land to you.
Are you or are you not going to use the magic word Pigeon? I recommend you don't unless you want more shit to go to shit.
My last update
Due to Germany finding the magic word he annexes all rebel lands but, his arch nemesis, Poland, returns to haunt him.
I'm out. This thread is dying.
I guess not then, keep killing ancaps and commies
Fill France.
Gibs British isles.
Do a peacemup pls.
Colonize ireland
Invade Poland (that is if you decide to stay)
Take back of former Crimea's. And of defend then.
Thank you for hosting I guess this was the peace map, goodnight
is thread dead?
If someone else wabts to take over, no. But most likely.
Could you?
I will post a much less autistic Ideology Risk thread tommorow.
>If someone else wabts to take over, no. But most likely.
I'm too lazy to do risk thread, so i'll call it a day
i'm hosting a game if anyone's interested