My child, why do worship a demon frog?
My child, why do worship a demon frog?
Because he gets fucking results.
Jesus, what are you doing off your cross?
fucking kike. The frog actually does shit
Kek is a running gag on the site
No one actually worships it
Jesus isn't going to answer I'll intentioned prayers
and why his not black, the real color of Jesus
BEND OVER JESUS WHILE I FLATULATE YOU
DONT WORRY COMMA AND PAUSE DOT DOT DOT IM A FLIBOTIMYSTER
You could do a few more miracles once in a while dude.
Because the Jews destroyed native religions 2000-1000 years ago and I reject the evil jew god YHWH
>native European religions
Why was Joseph such a fucking cuck? Did he ever get to bang his wife's son's mother at some point?
because I prayed for a cheeseburger and you didn't give me shit
I can't figure out whether he was an Arab, North African or a Jew. He definitely had nothing and should have nothing to do with white people though.
are superior
Getting rid of all shitskins is an ill intentioned prayer?
God decided to knock up a 12 year old that probably looked like this.
Because chaos is the true meaning of life
Can you blame him?
Sure do.
You Dad punished Kangz with plagues of frogs.
Better question is, why don't YOU support your Father's work, Yeshua?
A rain of frogs is unmistakably an act of God Himself. Kek is not a demon frog, Kek is a messenger of God.
My Lord and My God is Jesus Christ.
cool meme Christianity cuck boi
Fuck off kike, your place is in the oven
God loves unibrows confirmed
eff pee bee pee
This famiglia
Why doesn't church art look European?
but that is not jesus
this is jesus
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This right here
Racism is a sin. Sinners go to hell. Take a guess.
Because youre a christcuck shill
Yes but who defines the definition of racism? The left surely does not.
>ITT: a bunch of shitposting fools
Are you the same guys creating all the Isreal love threads?
Off yourself spic
Because I can relate to him.
Kek has a sense of humor
Kek is not a demon, he is one of the Archangels. Or perhaps all of them. It is not yet clear.
Christcucks stole Christmas
Christcucks stole Easter
Christ cucks turned all the minor Roman gods into weak ass saints
And now they're stealing pepe
What have you done for me lately Jesus
>Then I said to them, “You see the trouble we are in, how Jerusalem lies in ruins with its gates burned. Come, let us build the wall of Jerusalem, that we may no longer suffer disgrace.”
>Nehemiah 2:17
BUILD WALL
>When the people heard the law, they separated from Israel all those of foreign descent.
>Nehemiah 13:3
REMOVE KEBAB
Was Jesus a kike? Discuss.