My child, why do worship a demon frog?

My child, why do worship a demon frog?

Because he gets fucking results.

Jesus, what are you doing off your cross?

fucking kike. The frog actually does shit

Kek is a running gag on the site

No one actually worships it

Jesus isn't going to answer I'll intentioned prayers

and why his not black, the real color of Jesus

BEND OVER JESUS WHILE I FLATULATE YOU

DONT WORRY COMMA AND PAUSE DOT DOT DOT IM A FLIBOTIMYSTER

You could do a few more miracles once in a while dude.

Because the Jews destroyed native religions 2000-1000 years ago and I reject the evil jew god YHWH

>native European religions

Why was Joseph such a fucking cuck? Did he ever get to bang his wife's son's mother at some point?

because I prayed for a cheeseburger and you didn't give me shit

I can't figure out whether he was an Arab, North African or a Jew. He definitely had nothing and should have nothing to do with white people though.
are superior

Getting rid of all shitskins is an ill intentioned prayer?

God decided to knock up a 12 year old that probably looked like this.

Because chaos is the true meaning of life

Can you blame him?

Sure do.

You Dad punished Kangz with plagues of frogs.

Better question is, why don't YOU support your Father's work, Yeshua?

A rain of frogs is unmistakably an act of God Himself. Kek is not a demon frog, Kek is a messenger of God.

My Lord and My God is Jesus Christ.

cool meme Christianity cuck boi

Fuck off kike, your place is in the oven

God loves unibrows confirmed

eff pee bee pee

This famiglia

Why doesn't church art look European?

but that is not jesus

this is jesus

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This right here

Racism is a sin. Sinners go to hell. Take a guess.

Because youre a christcuck shill

Yes but who defines the definition of racism? The left surely does not.

>ITT: a bunch of shitposting fools

Are you the same guys creating all the Isreal love threads?

Off yourself spic

Because I can relate to him.

Kek has a sense of humor

Kek is not a demon, he is one of the Archangels. Or perhaps all of them. It is not yet clear.

Christcucks stole Christmas

Christcucks stole Easter

Christ cucks turned all the minor Roman gods into weak ass saints

And now they're stealing pepe

What have you done for me lately Jesus

>Then I said to them, “You see the trouble we are in, how Jerusalem lies in ruins with its gates burned. Come, let us build the wall of Jerusalem, that we may no longer suffer disgrace.”
>Nehemiah 2:17
BUILD WALL

>When the people heard the law, they separated from Israel all those of foreign descent.
>Nehemiah 13:3
REMOVE KEBAB

Was Jesus a kike? Discuss.