>his "country" shares a land border
*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>his "country" shares a land border
*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>our countries share a flag
Not for long
I don't get why you weebs like japan so much
That's Israel you dumb leaf
Because Japan doesn't share a land border like you fucking leaves
did japan split in half?
>not sharing a flag with KANGZ
thats middle earth you retards
New Israel soon m8.
Top bantz as always.
Japan has an extra island
WE WUZ NORDS
I don't get why you heebs like israel so much
We would gladly give them North Island, they would bring the light of civilisation there
South Island is fine and dandy without kikes
Eventually "settlements" would start popping up the on top of the South Island which would be enforced by an unstumpable carrier battle group.
Don't sink to their level, mini-Japan.
>his country is chopped in half
Thanks ocean bro, pacific alliance when?
Superpower 2020
No landcucks allowed
>wanting that lame shit
Looks like it took 60 seconds to make in MS paint
>and they didn't even build a bridge
NZ Reich soon, lads
You would have us all beat if you didn't still have Maori niggers in your safe space country.
Currently, Iceland is winning in this contest.
Is NZ the most aesthetic country in the world? Just look at those beautiful curves and sharp ridges.
fuck off, I live in Nelson
>his country is just an island
that's honestly extremely aesthetic
They're very fashionable
All countries without land borders are aesthetic
Taupo signing in
>J
wuts the red dots for?>
1 off glory
t-thanks
It was a random image of Japan
The red dots are fires burning
Traitor!
Fix your island then I won't sacrifice you
>flipped italy
It's the jafas that are dragging us down. Wall them off and we'll be fine.
Why are you so aesthetic brah?
And, of course, this shitland burns harder than its neighbours
Taupo is boring as shit unless you got wads of cash to blow on le ebin tourist attractions.
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>>COMMENCE PUKING
>his country is an unstable volcanic island with shitty internet
>shitty internet
We have a dozen or so competing ISP rolling out fiber all over the country, you have what, a (((google))) fiber monopoly and that's it?
It's easy to roll out fiber when your entire country is the size of Colorado. Even with fiber your latency will still be middle of the ocean tier.
It's not too bad m8
$90 a month, so like 60ish burgercoins.
Kek that's horrendous lad. Get on bigpipe, $60/mo fiber.
Now try it with a server in North America or Europe.
Fuck... that flag is nice
>Someone else from taupo on pol
have fun being under water retard
Why is Madagascar so far South? I swear it used to be much farther North.
If you count Antarctica we do share a land border - with Argentina, Australia, Chile, France, Norway, and the UK. At least they're all white countries.
It's a Mercator Projection so the distances are somewhat inaccurate.
Moved into Auckland from the states today.
What do I have to see first lads?
Yeah well nothing we can do about the latency issues so if you wanna play competitive games on US/EU servers you're gonna be 150-200ms behind.
>Argentina
no
You fucked up son
fuck that sprawling urban area. absolutely disgusting. thank fuck they're all dying off, doing nature a favor.
>implying kiwis on Sup Forums ever leave their houses
Fucked if i know mate, go to the zoo and sky tower i guess?
oh fuck off
What the fuck? Why?
Anything but Auckland holy shit.
that is fucking garbage, also REAL ORIGINAL
Fucking FERN was better
put sunblock on
the sun burns even when its cloudy
>his country is a colony
*breathes in*
roflmao
Fuck off cunt, its Wellington letting in all the foreigners who can't survive outside our superior city.
west? if so go to the beaches
Hop on a flight to South Island to see Marlborough Sounds Fiordland Alps and West Coast so you can experience amazing scenery and nature
Forget about North Island and east coast
Someone add New Zealand to the tfw nordic picture
Ohh shit i was met some kids from nelson when i was in europe!
It's a territorial claim which is bullshit as no countries have rights to own Antarctic land
Territorial claims is just LARPing
Berenstein universe
I wish we let Japs genocide the billions of chinks back in the day
That's the independent South Island flag, not a proposed New Zealand flag
Were they actual Nelson New Zealanders or were they SJW Britcuck numale immigrants like half the city
>his "country" is an island in the middle of nowhere, one Tsunami away from becoming a myth for a Disney movie
*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
is he taking a leak
CANARY YELLOW
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Pretty decent lads
Forgot pic
Found out about the Tsunami bomb today, very interesting
gonna beat up a Canadian on new years lads
Doing God's work
wrong meme, it was NZ that "went" further south
>well you can smell the trolling from far away
have I become a god
hot
"hurrr try it on a server half a planet away"
there's a fat fucking fibreoptic cable running from sydney to san jose or something
busiest time of night here and it's still acceptable
>168ms
>acceptable
Back in my day we used to dream of 168ms
Auckland reporting in. Gas the Chongs Rice war now.
i pay 13 usd for 1gb fiber that is available in most part of the country
>34 mbit
>34
>not 1000
>not 100
>not 50
>not 25
>not 12
>34
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE SHARING WITH MULTIPLE OTHER PEOPLE
the best dsl can do is like 190 or so
i'm old enough to remember 300+ on dialup
>leaf-tier shitposting
embarrassing desu lads