Is there a more embarrassing military defeat than this? Post good ones you have saved

is there a more embarrassing military defeat than this? Post good ones you have saved.

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>australia
Asking for it.
I think the liberation of Zwolle is pretty god damned humiliating though.

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When Canada and the US invaded that 'Japanese' island and then killed each other all day until someone realised

>saved
fair play leafy

delet this

When not led by colossal fuck ups the French do some hilarious shit.

Oy vey

l2screencap, tripfagging sandnigger

the italians were really the shittiest army of ww2

at least the french knew they were shit and surrendered

Feels pretty good that Sweden hasn't suffered any embarrassing defeats.

How the fuck does that even happen?

Sorry mobile fag my computer's down at the moment.

Oh hi there, nice "Empire". I think I'll take it.

lol aren't you ashamed of it?

that's actually fake.. at least don't post fabricated shit

>Losing a colonial war
>During the era of colonization
>...in Africa

Ouch.

Fake. I can't find it.

I thought this was fake but then I looked up Operation Compass. Jesus Christ Italy.

Brits lost not only 1 but 3 wars against Iceland, they even asked friends to save them after first defeat

I deliberately make this shit up

>losses greater than the full strength of the initial force

Were your troops pregnant or something

By raw #s this is the biggest upset. I've looked for more, but this tops the list.

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Kek. Your living in it.

lol why are you guys posting fake shit, I want to learn some real history

Delete this

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what, how did the Ottomans, shit skins win against european forces?

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Because Serbians are a meme

When the French are not so well led.

wow are you fucking serious?
the ottomans were undefeated for their first 300 years of existence, partially because western cucks never actually tried to stop them

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I didn't know, thanks for the lesson.

It's just that after browsing pol so much you always think the other races than the white aren't capable of anything worth noting.

i dont see those rabbits laughing now while they sit in their warrens blind and starving to death from myxamatosis

How do you even fuck up this hard?

>brave Poland is ruthlessly partitioned and its people killed
>the Ottomans are still allowed to control all of the balkans, bukovina and moldova

FUCK austria, the cancer of europe

the ottomans are turkic, they come from central asia
they have a decent record when it comes to warfare, but not in the past 200 years

>6 squirrels

>First official war with animals, get bullied for it.

We have to stop them, they breed out of control and fear not the wrath of god.

holy shit this thread redpilled me that italians are terrible at war

that reminds me of euro 2016

New Zealand declared a truce against natives with wooden spears and let them legally own clay. Try and find some Abo land on the map.

Fuck can you imagine being one of the 11 people left.

That is some real shit.

We beat them and they lost all of the land that they would have gotten before

This is considered by some the bloodiest day in human kind.
200,000+killed in one day with swords,spears and arrows.
Nuclear bombs in WW2 were crispy but this bloody? no

I'm not sure what non Australians think about this meme really. Everyday banter in this country is 10x worse, not to mention the rate to which it is dropped completely removes any emotional power it is capable of generating.

Oh well at-least you're trying.

It just doesn't get worse than this. This is an Infinity kill ratio.

there be one solution

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Dude you replied, stop fucking crying and bow down to your Emu superiors.

poland can into war

Why are Italians so bad at fighting wars?

At least my country didn't surrender to Emus

>surely our slave army will fight proficiently for a cause they don't believe in, and a future of servitude!

>oh no!

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>infighting between pure blood Turks
>defeat.

It doesnt count OP.

>mfw its a real hoi achievment

Are you sure about that, Sven?

>forgot face

Too busy making pizza?

you can't really answer this question
nobody can

probably the answer is simple, probably it's all due to madness and stupidity

>le serb meme army lost aevery war it fought

It's too bad that commonwealth wasn't able to get its shit together in matters of internal policy.

man and you guys were the roman empire...

that is a decay of society

here's a good one for you

They never really wanted to go to war. Their leaders were idiot ruled by a pompous moron. He literally went to war because he wanted to be in the History books along with his country. At first Hitler thought this was great. Strong sized army. Huge navy as an ally. Then Greece fucks them up. Then they lose half their navy pretty much over a couple of months. Hitler ends up scrambling to help and ends up losing Africa because of it. The only thing I am happy with is the fact I bet that stupid fuck Mussolini did not expect one of the most famous photos of him to be strung upside down dead in the town square reviled by most his country.

>you will never ride inna blackface into a middle of a rebel camp and mow down commies with your FN MAG

Dayum nigga. Day of the guillotine when?

Please don't. You have to admit it was fucking embarrassing just like all Israeli wars .

It gets worse. At least those casualties were caused by the enemy.

Why did my picture not show up reeeeeeee

Guess the battle

More simple answer.
youtube.com/watch?v=IqoOk5nZEKw
With army so badly prepared, this is bound to happen.

What embarresment.
We have impregnated these greeks for at least 500 hundred years.
Do you think we are if they separate and be poor and miserable?

They will come back to us :)

But we then Jewed them out of most of that land.

Got it today m8, fuckin Emu's

Us against the world

For those who dont know, we were winning, but there was a communist overthrow of the government, and their objective was granting Angola the independence and stop the war.

Yorktown?

Battle of New Orleans

These are not your average European forces, they are Serbian forces.

We we never really good for anything as a collective. That is why every intelligent Serb is looking for a way out.

This is literally about the size of a Mount and Blade battle.

but it's not fake...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Compass

It is actualy same thing, in both cases it was friendly fire battle. But Austrians managed not to realised that these chaps looks llike their own for longer.

The heir of the Roman Empire losing to a handful of Sandniggers.

Kek.

fpbp

Keked and check'd ,m8

Andrew Jackson was such a badass

I bet all those shitskins felt powerful banding together putting aside differences to destroy you guys only to get BTFO.

New Orleans because the french Jean Lafitte is here to save the sharters

Because wikipedia is full of bullshit, lopsided exaggeration and retarded fanboys who unironically believe completely made up propaganda accounts of events.
The whole Serbian despotate couldn't muster that number of armed men. The losses attributed to them by Ottomans during Serb-Ottoman wars are completely fictional and impossible to connect to reality.

>being literally this butthurt with such shitty banter
Onur, please

They were garbage in WW1 as well, and in their colonial wars.
The Condottieri were notoriously shit, I mean hell, you have to go back to the Normans before you find some real fighters in Italy.
They've been a meme for a while.

dat K:D

almost as many deaths from FF as from enemy fire

It must have been great.
A shame we lost the war against communism inside the country.
Say what you want about Portugal, but we usually go hard on war against shitskins.

Khalid Ibn Al Walid though, that's like losing to Genghis or Caesar, no foul there.