REAL NIGGA HOURS RISK #2

Get in here faggots

roll attack catholic state

Take over the KANGS

Kill pink

Put everything into attacking Allahustan to the South. Push them out of Germany while also trying to push UNS out of the North. Secure borders, do not go beyond them.

Push through Ukraine,try to dismantle his Romanian Bonus

take the czech republic, a sign of good will that the NAP will stand with UNS

NUKE GET AND SUICIDE BOMB ALLAHU AKBAR

Bonus is +6 btw

Finish filling in the UK. If there's spill, go into France then into Belgium.

Keep eating him, stay out of Germany

Take back as much of Pakistan as possible. Allahu akbar!!!

you got +4 not 6

dude, how the fuck did poland get all that,

give germany back to pink,
attack UK
attack yellow

take back sweden, if spilling, attack the base of poland and kill his bonus

sorry i see now bls is +3

\this mother fucker

Nope
Every Baltic State(3) has +1
Belarus has +3
Its +6
Don't try to jew me

Hey, any Muslims want to do the UNS a favor and take out Poland? Will assist in future if you attack Poland.

Crush the Taliban

Rest fill Saudi arabia

Thanks.

Start filling Mother Russia, defend from UNS
I leave Pakistan in your very capable hands

hey OP if i get a spill off this use it to take back nordic territory

you're the one taking all of my shit

give me back my land and i stop attacking cunt

i will cede catholic state regions in russia
ally ?

u have still 1 territory left, where to?

Well I intended to cede Norway if UNS stopped being a cunt but clearly my reservations were well placed. Goodbye UNS.

My complete focus is on removing UNS completely, when the war is over, I will cede all Nordic lands to whatever deal that you both agree to.

cede sweden, look i tried to work out an NAP where current border after this mupdate stand. I even did a non aggressive act this turn, but you had to sperg out.

I am giving you one last chance to cede sweden and i will leave you alone. If you do not abide i will salt the earth you stand upon.

take a tile of sweden

>expecting me to just hand over my +5 sweden
nice meme, ill give you denmark or maybe Norway if you stop attacking

its +3 sperg

Many thanks for your help, greatly appreciated

ah, idk, that's a pretty big chunk of land, ill just keep defending you off and wait until the muslims come up from the bottom and hit you, but thx for the offer

You have yourself an ally

btw stop calling me poland, you will understand why

nice

kek

>muslims dun goofed

40444444444444444
>inb4 you dont get it because it wasnt roll
I know. Just celebrating

roll kill catholic state

I'll call you Poland even after I defeat you, coward.

Don't rest until all of Germany is MINE.

all out invasion of the UNS

bonus fix

Fuck! Now the Umayyad Caliphate must keep Allah's name alive

Take Algeria spill into Libya

Don't take any of Allahu's land

Fill Saudi arabia

rest in india

Roll to go to Belgium through France. If spill, put it into the Netherlands.

it is time to kill the UNS borther

Finish of italy , head into France

Make sure you count these rolls OP.

Annex Poland.
Annex Norway.
Annex Russia.

Roll to take out Romania.

Cede Pakistan territory to Antipater
Attack UNS in Russia and continue to kill in Finland.

nice get lad, get in the oven

Inshallah brother you'll be missed!


Fixed bonus recognize OP

fixing bonus

I'm a man of my word. MSF attack Helicopters are on their way from Afghanistan to the Nordic states. As we speak, heavy tanks and my elite commando corps are ending their false regime.

haha don't worry, im gonna kill your men then split your polish women up and give half of them to the muslims and we'll use them as sex slaves

it's getting heated mane

I would enjoy that

so afterall you were just about for the bonus

lol, you don't have +6

finish off the UNS

roll kill catholic state

Take Libya Spill into Egypt

THE CALIPH WILL BE REBORN

Fill france

Nap Infidel?

poland and czech repub

wew,
attack UK
attack Poland
attack yellow

Fill Belgium, then Netherlands. Any spill goes to northern France.

Thank you bro

PMCs are the future

Literally what the fuck OP? We rolled the same value,except that I have a higher bonus,and he gets Territory?
I hope you fix this. Attack Romania.

test

Genocide Allahustan and then fill Germany.

When you build up your armies, and the effort in the North has finished. Will you allow my forces to cross through your lands to settle in North Africa, we need to converge and eradicate the Muslim threats.

Hm... Yellow has a lot of land over there, huh? :^)

muslims, i need halp

if we let russia kill me, he's going to get +18 plus all the bonuses from my land
and he will kill us all

Fill Yemen and Oman

If tiles left move one tile into Jordan then one in Israel then spill into Egypt

you got territory as well
there were no defend just atacks

is the UNS dead OP? we should start dividing territory if it is the case

Leave the moslems to me

Cede land in India to Antipater, kill off UNS completely, any spill is to go into securing the Motherland

Hey, want to have a NAP? I need to focus on UNS anyway.

>I roll higher than you
You get a territory that gives you a higher bonus
? OP is definetly taking sides.

nah, you gained one territory

nien

Yeah,and you gave Romania Moldova,as to give him an advantage,right? Instead of me taking a tile out of Romania. Nicely done.

at round 13, you had 14 territories in Ukraine, at round 14, you had 15

so the war must continue...

>securing the Motherland
>Australia
wew, you truly are the masters of shitposting

he is hungarian
i am romanian
>he is taking side with me
ROFL

I add every roll real time, so this might happen ;_;

So be it then...

>When in doubt, rage at everybody

if so you got moldova when you asked attack on ukraine

Haj would you be up for a NAP?

Nvm you're allied with the Infidel

Oh shits bonus is 25

you'll have no route to uns after paramilitary attack, so all goes to russia

Okay senpai

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