Daily reminder that France is a non-country

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>France is Algeria
>but Algeria isn't France
How can one nation be so cucked?

Nice post, the post with the most, Based Bas Dost.

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Daily reminder that this fact changes on May 2017. Daily reminder that France is the next strong right wing nation to raise in Europe. Daily reminder that once entire Europe has fallen in our side, and Germany is alone, we will come for you.

The French are ruled by emotion and caprice. The have little in the way of long-term planning and even the men behave like irrational children.

Its like if an entire nation run by women. A group of French men will ruin a business with their gossip an drama so fast it would put a floor of nurses to shame.

This

i'm french and i can confirm, you are 400% right about everything, i couldnt describte it better myself, it's exactly like everything you just said !!

are you an expert on french cutlure and politics ? you are so right i'm in shock loooool


fucking faggot

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>english
>world language
>implying it wouldn't be chinese and arabic in a few years

>Tfw French will never be a relevant language outside African shitholes and the French Caliphate

Christ you even rustle like a woman, Pierre. Pull the tampon out of your ass and have a glass of Brandy before you faint.

He is right faggot. Look at how much we demonstrate for even the smallest things. Plus, you are proving him right, reacting like a fucking sjw (how can you speak for african american/ jews/ women/ french when you are not even one ?)

It might change in the next years tho, if a politician eventually decide to push French in Europe, before the German do push their tongue

Why are the French so socialist? To think they were once our greatest nemesis.

In all honesty I am not trying to completely shit on you, you frogs do some great things its just you lack self-discipline and are way too passionate and selfish. You only believe in higher abstracts when it satisfies you on a primal level (like being autistic about wine, food, and language) but lack the same sense of pride and dignity when it comes to duty and nation. You surrender because you are a bunch of soft, effemes who want to live another day to get your boypuccis pounded by the invading forces and eat more chocolate (just like women)

The EU won't exist in a matter of years, Pierre.

The French have always been effeminate.

>American Revolutionary War
>a French victory

DELETE THIS

Where is this coming from ? We have far less lgtb problems than most of western country and have a strong military past, and we are almost the only country in Europe still military relevant.

america is the land of the degenerate, prove me wrong.

trump will just enrich his friend he dosent care about any of you, prove me wrong.

it's like everyone is retarded but me in this thread ahaha

dude your money is still at an alltime low, tell me how brexit is doing your degenerate island any good ?

you retards are sinking and sinking.


you have no knowledge about anything, seriously open a book michael

also lol, people in london all dress like girl, like intensively wearing the tightes jean and the classic british pink shirt.


without us america would still be a red colony, it's really amazing how you americans have zero knowledge about anything.


coming to pol and insulting all of your shit and retarded opinion always put me in the mood for a good day, gonna fuck my white gf now, stay mad you autistic fucks

>Muh wine
>Muh food
>Muh art

You're all women, even the men.

The FTSE 100 is the highest it's ever been you German puppet state

don't forget
>muh romance

What is the problem with art ? Apart from the conceptual shit jews are pushing still 50 years, every great civilisation made its mark throught art, and military achievements. For the vine, it is a part of our culture, and it is comfy af when eating with friends or family, far more than beers.

Modern English is a compendium of many languages, certainly not old English. It's a Germanic lanuage with many borrowed words from Romance languages...so why the French would be mad is beyond me. Many commonly used "English" words are French.

comfy domestic shit is for women to obsess over, not men. maybe if you were less busy helping your wife pick out drapes and wallpaper you could have conquered some nations that actually matter and we would be parlay vou-ing fransay

Still better than
>muh sharia

This thread

Visit France and you'll see for yourself. They hate speaking English because it reminds them we won the old rivalry.

Art is fine but it is an effeminate interest, as is cooking. Men drink beer, cider or whiskey. Women drink wine.

I think it's because these things are the first things the French boast about that people think the French are kind of gay. Brits for example boast about ruling the waves which is more manly.

>You only believe in higher abstracts when it satisfies you on a primal level (like being autistic about wine, food, and language) but lack the same sense of pride and dignity when it comes to duty and nation.
Le Burger is right, guys. Even the French Revolution initially was done by outlaws using ideals as a pretext for stealing. Read Bertrand de Molleville's history of the Revolution, it was a pretty big Red Pill to me.

Stfu retards your bouth are non countries ,reminder that you UK destroyed europes might europe still could of bean strongest force in world BUT NOOOO brit fags had to reqest war upon us only becose we whanted to get our lost theritories back from poland was it worth?Look at you you filthy fuck england now is but a corpse of english empire,are you happy now?You tried to prevent germany to became a superpower and in process lost all of your empire to low IQ shitskins who now are taking there revange on your woman.

Mate, please. We have to learn english as second language. Every single one of us. Of course normies would hate it, plus lazy faggots don't like learning anything.

UK vs France is a kind of clash of the titans. Germany is a worthless little piece of land.

You faggots were ahead of your time when it came to be anarchist, marxist fucks. I mean, you madmen didn't even need Jews fanning the flames to dismantle your monarchy and nobility in a horrible massacre that accomplished all of nothing except more chaos.

FYI just because nobles can scrape together food during a famine and economic slump doesn't mean they have enough to "share" with the unwashed masses.

Stop having kids if you can't feed them you catholic scum. Or maybe move out of a harsh city and fucking grow something.

*autistic screeching*

Women started to like art 200 years ago, when men did it for 6000 years. I know you are playing '' hurr durr I'm retarded '' but for the lurkers I have to remind this.
Art is objectively a man thing, just like good cooking is. Have fun drinking beers, if you enjoy having no culture nor taste you are basically a white nigger.

The Frog speaks truth.

Friendly reminder that Germany started two world wars and killed millions of white Europeans because they were jealous of Britain and France being the big boys of Europe.

>UK vs France is a kind of clash of the titans.

hahaha no. UK would fuck you up. And Germany already fucked you up. Twice even.

We have atomic bombs and operational agents around the world. They have good espionnage. I don't know where they beat us.

>They have good espionnage.

Cock-gobbling is really good at loosening the channels of information, hohohoho?

Our culture is pub culture. Drinking beer in a country pub sat next to a burning fire is more based than some turtle neck wearing faggot with a beret sipping wine at a hipster bar.

I've been to France. It's lovely. Everyone spoke English so I didn't need to use the elementary level French I've acquired during my education.

That being said, the French hate Americans because we "turned our backs on liberty" over a century ago. Oh well. At this point they don't even know why they're mad at Americans. Maybe it's jealousy...

Is France so blacked already. That you forgot your own history?

Based Dutch

French have always been blinded by egalitarianism. It is no coincidence that even today, French universities and media are ridden with marxists ideologues, and Socialism is the mainstream political ideal to the point nobody knows what classical liberalism is anymore. Do you remember Occupy Wall Street ? We call it Sunday.

Divide and conquer. Sage.

The war coulda been over in 1940 if you faggots hadn't been obsessed with "muh unconditional surrender".
Now not only is the Holy Land in the hands of Zionist terrorists, but they're threatening other Commonwealth nations as well. I hope you nonces are happy.

UK please stop talking shit and keep sucking that chink dick.
theguardian.com/world/2016/may/11/queen-chinese-officials-very-rude-xi-jinping-state-visit

The french are ones to talk. They're the most socialist country in Western Europe.

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Funny that you only consider the part of history where blacks where around, ie 2nd World War.

And Germany did not beat us during the Great War ?

No and why was that. Because the UK had to help you. Without them you wouldn't even exist anymore.

I have read it so many times but it feels like everyone around me is voting right or extrem right, I don't understand how it is possible.

Wait, isn't canada, austraila, new zealand, and all those others shitty little islands still apart of the UK?

And you believe that england would still exist if France had fallen to Germany ? Our history are liked I have never said the contrary.

>French people don't think this is effeminate

biggest empire :---) best gene pool.

You did fall to Germany and we're still here.

They would probably have hold out long enough for the Americans to help them and force the Germans for a truce.

The French Right is socialist, by other countries standards.

C'mon lads. We all gotta stick together.

Abo- indian- natives
And still improves the gene pool.

>cryptojew trying to defame baguette again

It's also the Third French Republic, and rightfully the title of France as a country died when the Free Masons pushed for the revolutions.

It may just be due to my area in the francophone regions in the world, but arguments about it being cucked is severely hypocritical, at least if you don't examine your own culture and history prior to this. Need I remind you who was the empire that granted civilization to the world, only to have the shitskins turn against us? A lot of British history ever since its stage of exploration involved humility to the savages, and under the perspective of an outsider, you'd be cucked as fuck. The French just have that slight edge to it due to the radical boner for egalitarianism.

There was the crippling effects that came with the poisonous cry of Democracy, and Jewry using this tool to manipulate the French. However, times are shifting. It's not just the anglosphere that is growing this nationalist sentiment.

>Diversity is Strength

Haha those aliens laughing thinking they know shit about our country.

There's two France. There's the France of faggotery and cuckoldery in Paris and big cities in general, and there's the based France that lives in the countryside.

It's the same everywhere, but the phenomenon is amplified in France, because everything is so centralized in the capitals, especially Paris.

>Implying french people look like that

Ever heard of stereotype Ahmed?

He sure looks like a fag, but I'd never give up the warm baguettes in the morning.

youtube.com/watch?v=cf-scNhLVgQ

They really did help us in the revolution.

They sold us the Louisiana Territories for a song.

Also the Brits would have hit harder in the war of 1812 if the French didn't tie them up in Europe.

The French are, and always have been, our bros.

We're better pals with the Brits for obvious reasons and recent history, but we should always stand by the French as well.

I like you anyway faggot

No they arent brits are peaces of shit who lost there empire only becose there population became liberal after ww2 if they didnt do nufin to stop us they still would of been great power they once where.

>being this delusional

we will not win the election

Aahahahahaha, god save the queen!

I like you too burger.

Fuck Paris. And fuck Nantes as it's so pro-green and socialist, even more so than any other town I've been to. At least the police and gendarmerie aren't that bad, they're dumb but they know who to vote for.

We still have the commonwealth.

You're just butthurt because your meme of a country has never won a war in its history.

I like this picture.

We're the only relevant countries in Europe.

>he think english is world language because muh empire

english is the world language because it's the most easy to learn faggot, i litteraly learned it by browsing 4chinz

>Arguing over art and wine with Britbongs and Americans

Don't

Also, British are the only ones who make threads about France every fucking day, while France don't think about you at all, funny isn't it ? anglos are the jews of Europe, trying to fuck everyone with cowardice

+ daily reminder your anthem was literally written to celebrate the curing of a french king's anal fistula (they just translated it and changed it from "save the king" to "save the queen")

Why is there always some butthurt Dutch shitting on France? UK is a given considering the rivalry and US don't like us because we don't suck their dicks in politics but the Dutch?

Except no one looks like that, sorry.

Yes and no, it is easy and efficient enough sure but it's mostly because of the US.

>He didn't remember how shit the French were in early American history.

The only thing worse than the savage menace was the fucking frogs lurking around and sabotaging our settlements. Not to mention the shady dealings they made with the natives to fuck us over.

The only reason we go the Louisiana Purchase was because France was absolutely broke and they needed the money and already were sick of the liability of a huge colony across the Atlantic half full of illiterate nigger magicians.

They basically had to chose who they hated more, and they chose the British. We don't owe them shit.

look at those anglos.

Look how butthurt they are. We truly humiliated them for centuries and look how mad they are about us? This thread is very feminine just like anglos.

Constantly slandering others they don't like and of course in group just like you could imagines a group of women dissing someone.

the anglo is very weak minded, the anglo is a woman.

>Implying the Wars of the 1st-5th Coalitions count when you lost the ones that matter
>Implying Britain hasn't had a de facto unbroken string of triumphs over France since 1697

>English
>Celtic

Nope.

Angles and Saxons were Germanic. It was these Germanic tribes that occupied Londinium and ultimately made an "Anglish" kingdom.

Realy?You bouth sucked our dick back in 1940 france gone,and mighty british empire standing on its last leags so they have to cry for help to there ex colony who beated the shit out of them what can be eeaven more misarable?Also reminder that your might came from your allies not your self ,our allies where shity italiens and japs who ,where so briliant they had greatest idea in world to atack USA and thought it will scare them not to anything.

pot calling the kettle black tbqh m8

Actually there were Celts then some germanic tribes came, conquered and mixed (Franks for us, Anglo-Saxons for them).

Thanks.

You probably don't need a pep talk, but I think some Frenchmen do.

Cauchy beats Gauss
Napoleon beats Hitler
French Impressionism beats German Expressionism
A pigeon cooked at a French restaurant beats anything Germans can do with prime rib.
You have a real military and Germany doesn't.

Don't let Hans push you around and ruin Europe.

You're the continental champions of intellectual, artistic, cultural, and military arts. Elect Le Penn and MEGA!

Humiliated us? I'll tell you what humiliation is. Getting invaded in two world wars and having to get saved by your rival twice. Our empire was also bigger than yours, faggot. Continue insulting us in English. It just confirms our superiority.

>Anglos
>White
There he goes again. Call him a cuck, sandnigger it all runsoff this creature like water. Call him an Anglo however, it squints it’s beady eyes, slivers his tongue through the gaps in his teeth „I’ve been found out“.
Even if some of you subhuman Anglo mongrels manage to survive you will inevitably be purged by the next pan-European Empire. I’m sure they have realized from Hitler’s mistake that the creature known as the Anglo is an existence lower than that of the jew.

We beat you twice and you're mad about it.

You know Germany is a joke when they're worse at fighting than the French.

The French spirit and pride are broken, even more than Germany. We will need a big event like a "civil" war to restore nationalism although it does seem the people is getting more and more angry.

plz stop bully, some frogs start to meltdown, i've screencaped this yesterday on Sup Forums

Why cant France count above 60?

Withouut Americans we would of won.Once again your wrong brad.Also won.....(Pic ralated) You mybie ww1 and ww2 but we won everything else.

Cool story Achmed, I can do it too with a VPN or when visiting another country.

Except you didn't save us. You helped in WW1 and the Soviet did the heavy lifitng in WW2 while you waited for the US.

That guy has just lost it

No let them continue, this is actually hilarious.

And looking at our history, French people do great and epic things under desperation. Guy in your pic will probably be among the first to put lead in our enemies. Or he'll kill himself, but that's basic Darwinism.