>what do?
AIGHT STOP RIGHT THERE YOU ALT-RIGHT NAZI SCUM !!!
become a compulsive liar
Toss a Decoy Banana and make your escape.
*hands my wife over to my him*
PLEASE FUCK HER YOU 110% MAN AND LET ME EAT YOUR CUM OUT OF HER ROASTIE PUSSY
>"I'm on my way to the bookstore."
play a donkey kong theme and hope he dances to it
Open fire
show him my copy of Bonobo Brainframe to let him know im on his side
HE
Who are you talking to? Would be my response.
"Thanks for all the working out that you've done, now I have enough food to last a couple of months!"
>oven
That dude looks very low-poly
>tfw idiots like this guy make mad $$ and I am sitting here being bored at the office
TAAAAAAANK!
Jokes on you, faggot, I put all my points into agility.
*flips over you*
You mean Ape Attitude?
Pay the fine
First thing I do is buy orangutan orientation
nah man thats volume 2
make sure you get Silverback Synapses too
[Rethitht Arretht]
>buy book
>resist cuck-arrest
Your choice.
Buy his bookth, obviously, as he is trying to sell me some.
Aw shit I accidentally bought his first edition of the book, chimp charisma.
HAS
take away his TRT dose for 3 months and face him again
NO
sug his benis!! :-DDD
STYLE
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Just think if we actually tried hard we'd make more money. Instead we sit here at jobs that require less than our potential simply so we can shit up Sup Forums boards waiting for happenings.
The Jews have crushed our soul.
>alt-right
well thank God I'm not one of those normie faggots.
Real Natsoc is THIS way
>360
Lol.
- Stop, right there, nazi!
user turns around himself ones and continues walking.
Stand my ground and put three .40 caliber 140 grain TAC-XPD slugs in his steriod laden chest reholster my weapon and continue on to the Ben Garrison art show
>Listen up Goythh, you need to activateth your inner gorilla
you must hide your newness
Refund it for Orangutan Intellect, it changed my life.
Nah, i'll just prefer to think that you didn't referenced to that incident, yet, looking at your small letters, just become new one.
It's called The Simian Strategy, dumbasses.
Get it RIGHT.
Underrated post
>Chimp Contensions, by Mark Cernobitch
>a documentary book on Brazilian brevity and the soul of shit
Anime Right?
Should I also buy the Chinese abridged edition Monkey Mode, complete with Chinese cultural references?
Help him.
i dunno broo
What's his book named again?
I always forget!
Chinchilla Chaperone, the bestselling guide to being an alpha wingman for a rodent.
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY SKELETEN
>Posting the edited name
Stop censoring Lemur Lessons.
Nice
...
THIS KONG
HAS A FUNNY
FACE
who is this faggot
why are you retards soamming this?
explain now
flag checks out
This
RARE CENTRA
>Cernovich
>ALRIGHT CHTOP THELE YOU ALLT LAIT NAFI FUM BLA BLA BLA
ftfy
Baboon Brainforce
Pic related is raiding Sup Forums on 6 gorillion proxies.
hes not a hamplanet or a twig with a shitty wig so im okay, hes most likely trying to be funny.
Ignore him because I'm not (((alt right)))
Primate Philosophy changed my life
Wait for him to have a heart attack.
The centerpiece of my library
Bash him with my hardcover copy of the Bonobo Brainwave, like that russki did to the homonculus.
Baked Alaska appeals to his board because he is a NEET loser in it for "the lulz" who does not comprehend having adult responsibilities and just wants to do drugs and "mellow out". You are free to make fun of anybody, gays, jews, blacks, whoever, goose step, throw out Hitler salutes, make an ass of yourself however you want, but when you do it in a way that destroys and subverts the civic nationalist movement real adults have worked so hard to build they have a right to disassociate with you. When you sign a contract and break it you are not exempt from consequences. The Civic Right may be antifragile, but venues that have to be relied upon for logistics are businesses that will avoid bad press and controversy. They are not immune from the MSM. That's not how the real world works.
People like Baked Alaska and Richard Spencer are controlled opposition trying to subvert and discredit the civic nationalist movement in its infancy. They share many traits with the losers on this board, such as running away from real world responsibilities, which is why so many anons are rallying behind them. Because losers they feel a connection to based on shared negative traits are being put in their place, they feel like they are being attacked and the real world is coming for their sheltered existence.
However, you do not need to continue being a loser. Buy and read Gorilla mindset to learn how to eliminate negative thought patterns, dominate the animal within you and unleash your potential to its fullest
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Once you have read Gorilla Mindset and APPLIED the Gorilla Mindset Shifts to your daily life, you will be ready to read MAGA Mindset to understand how the hoaxing media works and how to play and succeed in the big leagues.