It's nearly 2017, you racists!

ITT: The best thing that happened to you or somebody you know in 2016.

>inb4 stories about watching their women fuck black men

I got rated a 5 on my scorecard

I got my first gf and stopped being an anti social faggot

did much better in university + dated the first time in my life

i almost died

Watching my gf get fucked by a massive BBC

trump won the election

The only correct answer.

i got out of the army after 12 years and i dropped 50 grand out of my 300 grand of disability award on cocaine for me and my friends

started fucking my ex gf again for a bit till she left me for a hells angel cocaine dealer

it was a wild ride

im in a psych ward right now though and i might be here for a while

tfw 3 hour stand off with police hostage negotiator

same

I got raise from $77k to $108k and my ROTH/401k went up 30%

Wanted to make a love interest of mine jealous and now I'm stuck with an ex I don't particularly like romantically . Now trying to find a way to break up without hurting her too bad . And original love interest is no longer talking to me .

same

A woman farted in my face.

My girlfriend got fucked by a big and strong black man for hours while I recorded it. I fap to this video almost every day.

Stop being a beta faggot

Trump winning the election

God speed, you fucking leaf

"Donald Trump... has won the state... of Wisconsin."

My mom had spinal surgery, and it all went well.

uhhhhhh some girl let me rub her nipples