Brit/pol/ - Get Fucked, Nicola Edition

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>Sharia May accused of Blairite interference; "The state is being cobbled together to fix permanent Tory power"
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tory-government-accused-power-grab-9526352

>'There's no war in France!' Milkman mocked for urging Britain to accept Paris migrants
express.co.uk/news/politics/747327/Tim-Farron-Liberal-Democrats-Paris-migrants-child-refugees-asylum-seekers

>Corbyn to Theresa: "You're not Henry VIII"
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/28/jeremy-corbyn-you-are-not-henry-viii-theresa-may-brexit-deal-commons-vote

>Senior Civil Servant: The Tories lack the courage to acknowledge the scale of leaving the EU
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/28/theresa-may-lacks-courage-admit-scale-brexit-warns-senior-civil/

>Why is Labour so worried about a crackdown on voter fraud?
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/labour-worried-crackdown-voter-fraud/

>Lib Dems: £450m Brexit savings claim is a fantasy figure
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/27/clean-brexit-claim-450m-pounds-weekly-savings-challenged-tim-farron

>Labour's New Year Vow - a UKIP fightback
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyns-new-year-vow-9529498

>Israel accuses Britain of leading UN resolution that told them to stop bulldozing Palestinian children
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/28/israel-accuses-britain-secretly-playing-lead-role-un-resolution/

>Number of 5-11 year olds suspended from school for racism up 33%
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/28/five-eleven-year-olds-suspended-racism/

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Imperial Leather

So Long And Thanks For All The Fish

Karen.

>media blackout about Queens death
I dont believe that in this day and age News like this could go unreported by the 1000s of websites
Even if only the main ones knew, it'd still be leaked by some maverick with nothing to lose

anime

Back in my day, kids worked for their toys.

Start a civil war already

i like anzu

Karen!

Don't worry, lad, I will. You'll be eating your words this time next year.

Remember to vote Yes in indyref2

My life has been shit ever since June 23rd 2016. How ironic.

Bomben auf Engeland

Anzu is a cute GIRL

G I R L

Tony?

nonce

No wonder you hang out with the pakis

Shoo shoo turkroach trap abomination

Anzu is a girl

What's the rumour about the Queen?

Oh how I've heard that a thousand times.

Kamerad! Kamerad!
Alle Mädels müssen warten!
Kamerad! Kamerad!
Der Befehl ist da, wir starten!
Kamerad! Kamerad!
Die Losung ist bekannt:
Ran an den Feind! Ran an den Feind!
Bomben auf Engeland!

Do we agree with the monkey boy, lads? Shall Bomben auf Engeland take back the crown form 99 luftballons?

I live in a small village in Fife. I wanted to email my MSP candidate about a campaign going on in the area and I realise it's fucking Willie Rennie? How the fuck is he still a thing?

KEK

It wasn't the referendum which caused it, but it started it's decline then. I like to think I meme cursed my future for brexit desu.

People always post that pic from OP and never cite any sources.

purring

Announcing a campaign to take back the Thirteen Colonies.

I'm pretty excited.

>Leather

That's soap user

Who Debbie here lads?

Reminder that we have a Prime Minister more autistic than Ed Miliband

Anglos are your enemy

Tupac had autism

>you can't dispute this

But le bacon sandwich funny meme man vote tory praise cameron

Wir fühlen in Horsten und Höhen

We're all anglos here, aryan scum

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Or do you like em a bit younger?

1001st time is the charm m8.

Wait what.
Explain pic and how anyone could be more autistic than Milipede. That's literally all I know about him.

Speak for yourself.

never relax around the island paki

t.Chaim

She was pissy at Morgan anyway for blocking turning Schools into border guards.

anzu is a skeleton

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38287637

REMINDER

a GIRL skeleton

Whatever happened to the Grammar Schools proposal?

It was the proposal that got me hopeful for the Tories future under May.

REMINDER

This tbqh. YKTD is subhuman filth.

>buy used pc parts online for hundreds of dollars
>they're broken
>can't do anything about it
why is this world so cruel?
why would someone do such a thing?

i'd paint her white

Really makes you think

Who's ready for the new God save the king anthem? it's about time we had a king

reminder that your stupid divide and conquer shit hasn't worked yet and never will?

I bet you bought them from Gumtree or something.

THIS

Apparently it was sourced from political
analysts in Edinburgh. That's all I've heard.

WILL THERE BE A BROOKER 2016 WIPE THREAD?!

Here's to hoping it won't be a left wing cuckfest.

Bit of a silly thing to do Hans.

>tfw William changes it to God Save the Monarch

Getting pretty tired of waiting for WW3 desu.

Nah, we should scrap our current anthem and replace it with Jerusalem or Land of Hope and Glory.

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>jeremy got my corbyn vote

What did he mean by this?

>?
Doesn't sound like you believe in what you're saying, newfriend.

>Apparently it was sourced from political

(((analysts)))

THANKS DAVE

That cunt is not deserving of his own thread.

Any actual hard evidence supporting this 'media blackout' or is it just a meme?

The only suspicious thing I can think of is how nobody has spoke of the Queen and her health on the BBC since Christmas Day.

aaah fuck my town is still snp

B-but I dared to dream.

Ofc it will be a leftwingathon

I'm skipping

>William changes it to God Save the Monarch
>tfw Trudeau beats him to it

>play baseball
>posting amerikek memes

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>Not I Vow to Thee.

Who fucking cares desu, nobody ever talks about it but the elections this time around are important. SNP need to be given a bloody nose.

It's literally nothing

Good yah English cunt

REMINDER

Which party got more JUST in the last 3 years?

Labour
>Fucked their stronghold in Scotland by siding with No campaign hard and getting in the bed with Tories
>Fucked their stronghold in the North of England by not appealing to angry disenfranchised unemployed workers
>Fucked their chances at the GE with Miliband
>Fucked what little favour they had garnered with Corben when MPs told members they voted wrong and try again

Lib Dems
>Fucked their student support hard by rebutting on the ONE THING they said they wouldn't do
>Fucked their stronghold in the North of Scotland with a lackluster GE campaign and siding with the No campaign

Good shout. Just replace the current one, it's fucking shit.

>not watching it precisely because it's a left-wing cuckfest

The tears will be delicious.

Why does nostalgia exist? Like swimming through jam.

Left wing winge fest in 3,2,1....

2016 wipe starting

SNP will dominate again.

Polls cannot be trusted.

Someone post the Theresa May bingo pic

:(

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The Lib Dems are actually doing comparatively well right now

CON: 40% (-2)
LAB: 29% (-4)
LDEM: 14% (+4)
UKIP: 9% (+2)
GRN: 3% (-1)
(via Ipsos Mori / 09 - 12 Dec)

SNARKY BROOKER TIEM

>almost exclusively talking about politics

You know their support outside Glasgow and Dundee has began to flake right?

Just watch, North East goes Tory.

>England 87%
>Scotland 93%

C U N K
U
N
K

UKIP.

Imagine coming from a country so fucking shite that niggers and pakis wont move there even if give them free shit

>down to the tens of thousands

Is that even necessary? I would love to do an experiment where we outright bring it to a halt to see what happens. Has immigration as a percentage of population always been as high as it is now? It's like a meme that's gone too far and now most people just accept it.

>ipsos polls

top pip

youtube.com/watch?v=KbQFq4oKwbM

>LARP nationalism

Cringe