>There were [PEOPLE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED] >working for [A POLITICAL MACHINE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED] >that fell for a phishing scam which "compromised" them [IN WAYS THE CONTENT OF WHICH SHALL NOT BE DISCUSSED] >Also, we're blaming the Russian government [BECAUSE REASONS WHICH YOU DO NOT NEED TO UNDERSTAND, CITIZEN, WE HAVE A HUNCH AND IT'S A GOOD ONE]. >We advise all organizations to [HOLY SHIT IT'S A PHISHING SCAM, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?].
Nolan Jones
I love how this is a thing. If this is so "legit" then why isn't trump under investigation? How come he is set to be president in less than 20 days? Why is everything so retarded?
Daniel Diaz
>nccic
man, they gave it to these minor league busters?
shoulda called in ncis. gibbs, mc gee, and abbey could of had those commie bastards crammed into a hole in guantanamo by now.
Elijah Morgan
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Ryan Nelson
>48 year old woman dresses up as a high school emo grrl
Why is broadcast TV such cancer?
Carson Lopez
Just be grateful no one linked the webm of her and mcgee using the same keyboard at the same time to out hack a hacker attacking their database. I get a stroke every time I see it.
Owen Harris
You're lucky i can't find it.
Lucas Smith
I honestly have no idea what that disclaimer is actually trying to say. Can someone explain?
Alexander Morris
bumpin fo da sauce, main
Charles Williams
stop being a fat retard on the internet. and kys
Lincoln Lopez
Someone did something here's a signature as proof. Here's how to not be a dumbass and fall for a phishing attack
Brayden Walker
link?
Jaxson Lopez
oh fuck this is funny
Christopher Kelly
For (You)
Jordan Lee
Hey shitlord, the server in clinton's closet was behind a locked door. Are you in favor of Russians in your closet?
Jacob Walker
"Does not provide any warranties" is lawyer-speak for, "You can't sue us if you rely on this information and the decisions you make based on it end up backfiring."
They're purporting to give advice to large and powerful organizations. It's extremely important that they include a "you can't complain if it turns out we're full of shit" clause.
Gabriel Jenkins
Fun fact, Abby is almost 50 years old
Grayson Jenkins
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK! NO! NO!
Asher Diaz
Thank you based anons.
Hudson Davis
(THIS IS WHAT LEFTISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
Kayden Turner
QUICK WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS
William Anderson
added one of our countrymen
Noah Baker
guys...
Andrew Gomez
aleppo?
Nolan Lopez
chopstick
Colton Richardson
ama
Carter Clark
>t. unemployed CTR shill
Isaiah Reyes
We've uncovered the identity of Energetic Bear.
Ryder Wilson
For a ~50 year old she looks great topless. Idk about you, but if my wife could 'almost kinda half convincingly' play a goth high school girl at 48, I'd be laffin. Good genes by any definition.
Isaiah Thompson
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Jonathan Cook
>she looks great topless
You can't just go throwing out a claim like that without something to back it up
