/axis/ general

Invited:
>Germany, Austria, Italy, Japan, France, Albania, Slovakia, Croatia, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Finland and Thailand

Welcome:
>Sweden, Spain, Holland, Belgium, Ukraine

Not invited and not welcome:
>Britain, America, Russia, Poland, China

Wow. Just fucking wow.

Can mod ban this faggot ass OP?

I cannot believe my fucking eyes, what the fuck is this thread? Are you being fucking ironic? Supporting fucking nazis?

I seriously hope you asshole are being ironic. I've logged all of your ID and am putting together a report for the police.

I hope you all burn in fucking hell.

get out

Reporting in!

Post your cutest tanks

I wish germany would rise again, then sweden can join in and claim we did some of the work when we really didn't.

You are truly the greatest ally Italien

Im here for the "get out" replies. Don't mind me.

Norway?!

Estonia?

WE WUZ NEUTRAL N SHIIIEEET

Sieg Heil, kameraden.

It's supposed to be a tank destroyer but it has a smaller gun than most light tanks lmao.

cant i join?

Checking in! Sieg heil

The arrogant surrenderfag got mad. So pathetic, so sad.

Bassotto self propelled gun 105mm howitzer.. mostly used as TD

We almost had this beauty, but the yanks had to bomb down the factory with the only prototype.

>tfw Rockwell came too late
>if he had been earlier and gained prominance, we could have been an Axis Power

yeah tired of all these immigrants taking ov r Europe. If only the axis had won

Calm your tits, girl.

The assault gun version

That was actually a pretty neat TD that would rival even the Hetzer. Unfortunately it came out too late.

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Morning, Mussolini! Tojo reporting in.

German tech was the only thing that stood a chance. Your own tanks took inspiration from your women; fat and ugly. Pic related.

Are celts white?

>Italy
>Axis

Am I welcome?

No.

Sweden bringing the banter

crashing this thread with no survivors

>Germany
>winning a war

not even once

Hello !!

It seems like the Hungarian army wanted to save time and only designed the hull to fit a Panther turret. Good choice if you have the Red Army on your doorstep.

This.

>The Swede is calling our tanks pathetic
Even though most of our light tanks were based on Swedish tanks. You shot yourself on the leg, m8.
The 44M TAS was the stronger and faster version of the Panther.
Jokes on you: that thing was fucking brutal in good hands. During the siege of Budapest, the Zrínyis literally massacred the T-34s.

Yeah boiiii

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Obviously a somalian

wie NSBer en trots hier zo?

Romanian reporting in.
Iron Guard loyal to the axis.

But I am a national socialist ;-;

Thank you for protecting the sixth Army in Stalingrad

Of course you can join user, I was merely kidding. Anyone is welcome, so long as they're pro-Axis.

Hier
>dgw je geband bent op pc
Daar had ik mijn nsb folder op staan

What about the irish? I cant suffer these cucks any longer

Of coarse, Romanians loyal.

>Italy.
>Axis """""Power""""".
My sides.

>flag
checks out

The greedy Krauts didn't give us the cannons or the blueprints to make them. But it doesn't matter. It was a good design, but it was too late. The war was lost at that point.

Oh we have a cuck in our midst

Notice us brotherland. W-we did help you against the Soviets, r-right Pekka?

>Aryan subhumans
>winning a war against Anglos and jews

Nice to see another nationalist mick

Reporting in.

Looks like we need to send ANGLO DEATH SQUADS do Mickland again

Murcia ppplease help we are getting destroyed again by superior german doctrine ! Well we beat you easliy , with a little help from our German friends . You guys had twenty years to prepare! A standing army in France and you still lost! Hahaha even so dont you ever wonder...what was in it for Britain ? You have no power now, you'd think after ww2 they would have hegemony over europe , but no. Makes you think huh

>not knowing Hitler and the NatSoc movement were inspired by Mussolini

SAD.

>Not inviting USA
So you're asking to lose any upcoming wars in other words. Go it

REPORTING IN

What about us?

BEEP BEEP BEEP.
just like i thought

>implying this is not part of the plan for Anglo hegemony

>implying you're not living in Anglo hegemony

Oioi, gizzers.

What's goin' on 'ere, lads?

You are no longer welcome

Iron your damn flag huemonkey

Looks like Anglo internet defense force is working overtime.

Good on ye

>tfw my grandma is a nazi daughter of two Germans who escape from Germany after WWII
>tfw no one ask questions but its pretty clear what's sup

Your army doesn't even require the physical test for transgenders anymore.

It's just a matter of time until everything falls apart.

Reporting in!

Go ally with the commies again faggot.

Stahp. You are fucking edgy. Disgusting shitskins hiding behind German flag... Krautland sure has gone downhill

>almonds active
That is how you weave them baskets my dear jungle bunny, now hop off and an hero

more like /losers/ general

LMAO

Yes, hello, can I join?

Kek. Good humor Frenchie

>attack innocent Anglos
>muh Dresden

pic related, inbred Aryan

Medipack knows whats up!

Fuck off, the USA would've been Axis had it not been sold to the Rothschilds when Woodrow Wilson created the Federal Reserve.

Syrian refugee reporting to the Fatherland. Thanks for not forgetting us.

kys kike

8/10

King Tiger in the Buda castle.
Supposedly, there are 3 King Tigers at the bottom of the lake Balaton, well conservated in the mud.
During Operation Spring Awakening, the Germans ran out of fuel, but the crew didn't want to destroy their beloved Tigers. So they drove them to the ice, spring was faster than the Russians, the ice melted, and the Tigers sunk.

Obviously.

>Welcome
>Ukraine

>Invited: France

10/10

>Not even denying that you're a filthy roach manlet
kek

God I love this tank, even if it was absolutely oversized and impractical.
Aesthetically speaking the King Tiger is the best tank of the war.

I'm pure blooded Anglo, descendend from ancient East Anglian nobility. What are you? a filthy step-hun? coming from the nothing of central asia?

You are nothing and your race is nothing. That's why you're LARPING as a filthy Aryan because at least they have reached something.

Don't forget Vichy France, some French volunteers died fighting with the Germans too. If only we were with the Germans from the beginning.

Suh

Good lad

>Italy
>Helping Germany in WW2

Am I i-invited t-too..?

>pure blooded anglo
kek
Here's the last ............., you schizophrenic shitskin

Because hitler declared our nuclear bombs to be a violation against humanity and decided not to use them

Go back to sleep Germany, you been fucking history up quite alot as of late, 3 times in 100 years just because you're not us :)

>We'll never have the British-German alliance that BTFO of Japan

Germany had closer ties to China than Belgium/Holland pre-ww2

Retard detected