Hey guys, Aussie geologist here. Fuuuuark, things are getting bad. Yellowstone is going to erupt any geological second now. The animals in the park at that terrified most of them have gone into this coma like state. White ash is raining down, dropping the temperature in the area. Local fishermen have desperately been trying to pull fish out of the water to hopefully relocate them to a better place.
It's HAPPENING.
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yawn...
Bumb this is important. Fellow burgers please evac ASAP
>any geological second
And this is why nobody cares.
>believing a roo
Nice numbers, Friend.
Of course 2 leafs come into this thread denying the impact this will have on the world.
Good onya fucking leafs
Prophecy news watch? LOL
A FUCKING KANGAROO
They prefer to be called Cuckaroooos!
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FISH HAVE LEFT THE LAKES
IT'S HAPPENING
>blast range doesnt hit california
yeah I dont trust this website
>didn't even get quads
Anyway, the white ash is snow, the animals are hibernating, the fish are being relocated to a store.
I don't deny it would literally kill half the northern hemisphere and is apocalypse tier shit just people have been saying for years that this will happen but nobody can actually predict when it will happen exactly.
ARE WE YELLOWSTONE POSTING AGAIN NOW THAT THE ELECTION IS OVER
/COMFY/ ????
K.. keep me posted!
>prophecynewswatch
uhhh.... get on the webcams guys....
>For the nth time
wtf I love LARPing
>Any geological second
>TFW 1 Geological second = 500 years
Wew lad, I'll roll anyways though, digits and a Yellowstone sized event goes off somewhere on earth in the next 20 years.
Pics of a man that tried to swim in the wonderful swimming holes found at Yellowstone... .Sadly the volcanic activity has caused the water to become very acidic.
I'll roll for this is literally nothing...
Looks like his skeleton had a fun time though.
There's one in Italy that has the potential to erupt as well. Campi flegrei just outside of Naples, at one point it erupted killing off most European Neanderthals.
bullshit
>Aussie geologist here
>prophecynewswatch.com
keep me posted
North Korea's super-volcano has started showing activity too.
newscientist.com
TFW I live at the gates to Yellowstone on a 20 acre ranch. TFW I look outside and everything is fine and OP is a full of shit homo with faggot AIDS.
No one cares about Italy. If they were white it would be a different story
All supervolcanos will erupt while the nukes from the coming nuclear war are in the air.
fuckin larpers i swear to god
its real, he went for a swim head first and his face melted off, so he backed off and called 911 but died one a picnic table before they could get there
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Whoa nelly!!!! I love pictures like this.
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What is Kek trying to tell us?
>geological second
That's a long time friendo
WHAT HAPPENED TO (YOU)S
I was gone for only one day and the (You)s have disappeared?
>Aussie geologist here
youtu.be
Bullshit about the pic, the swimmer, or the acidity?
Don't know if that's a pic of it, but it really did happen a few weeks back
>geological second
So "anytime the next 10000 years".
pic
some guy that makes 'pls remove (you)' threads daily on /qa/ got them removed.
(You)
No more (You)'s for you.
Fags on /qa/ cried enough to get them removed
>falling for the supervolcano meme
Welcome to the internet! Have you met flat earth?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fucking why?
/qa/ is full of outsiders that hate Sup Forums and try chip away at it
>20 acres
>"ranch"
You mean you have a yard?
Any idea where the lightning comes from?
that's a big volcano
It's dark at night now and they keep the lights off for the animals..
But looks OK to me.....
Only if you let me in.
Op is a faggot, however my reoccurring numbers confirm Yellowstone will erupt next year.
We share grazing with other property owners and share water access. Whole network is 15 acres, butting up to federal land.
I'm near Big Sky. Land is actually beautiful and expensive, unlike cheap flat garbage in meyh/oxy county aka the Midwest shithole.
150 acres, not 15
op you are shit posting again i saw this thread last week
God I hope not.
Can you imagine Yellowstone blowing under this fucking retard's presidency? Trump would turn the response into such a massive fuckup that the whole nation wouldn't stand a chance. And we've royally fucked our relationship with the rest of the globe so we can expect exactly dickhole of the remaining world nations to help us.
He'd probably nope out. He's enough of a piece of shit that he'd give up and bail.
Maybe Russia would help us as a joke. But their country looks like it's been hit by a super volcano already.
>implying this will happen under Trump's presidency
>20
>15
>I swear guys its actually 150
if digits then it will explode in my lifetime.
rerolling
Sup Forums sure is boring post-election
sage thread
kek
>150
I say again...you mean you have a yard?
it never fucking happends, this same fucking happening thread happends every day so ill double down, IF I GET QUADS RIGHT NOW ITS GOING TO HAPPEN, KEK END IT ALL PLEASE.
Yellowstone is a (you)mine.
No shit everyone is on vacation.
for (you)
HOLY FUCK IT'S PREDICTED TO HAPPEN SOON
Trump would negotiate with Yellowstone to get a smaller more manageable eruption
yeah nah, she'll be roight moit
(You)
I remember you, you're that same cunt that did this exact thread a month ago
>tfw In Wyoming
STANDING
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its slightly different this time tho
sssh
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Thaaaaaaattttt....looks like Willy Pete's handiwork.
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>aussie geologist
is this the new mexican intellectual meme?
>Geologist
>Uses animal behaviour as "proof"
Fuck off shitposter
Sup Forums is where I get my news
>By Michael Snyder - End of The America Dream Blog April 20,2016
>April 20th
Fake and gay you double nigger. sage
holy fuark
pic of a man stuck in a car with a volcano
Obummer might nuke Yellowstone rather than be hung for treason.
One of these days all you burgers are going to be sorry you ever shitposted about yellowstone
I've been looking at the data. Animals are leaving, housing prices are dropping, and worst of all the gisures are seemingly more active than usual for this time of the year.
The economic impact would be crippling to the US. In short... I GUESS DRUMPF WILL REALLY BE BTFO AFTER ALL HAHA
