HAPPENING: #MEDIABLACKOUT IN UK

Something big is going on.

BBC and Sky News presenters are reportedly wearing black at the moment.

ITS HAPPENING

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news.sky.com/watch-live
youtu.be/Jdf5EXo6I68?t=59s
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/vip-paedophile-ring-abused-teenage-4721479
youtube.com/watch?v=yD-yG2XnxpU
youtube.com/watch?v=ukXktCut_C4
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

How many bongs did Big Bong bong? I heard if it bongs more than 5 bongs the nukes are ready to fly.

The bitch queen is, finally, dead

Do they normally not wear black? When DO they wear black?

Only when we're at defbong 1, leaf.

>wearing black
It's probably because the UK is so depressing.

F

I like that you call the presenters. In my dream world, that means you all maintain a mental distinction between things like news and journalism and the paid actors on TV who read lines to you.

Good, fuck the Royal Family (except based Philip)

pic or gtfo

Actually, looks like a false alarm spread by fake twitter accounts. Not a happening.

Move along, folks. Nothing to see here.

Hang yourself

>defbong 1
top giggle

damn why is the queen so fat

HOLY FUCK GUYS THE UK HAS BEEN DECLARED A NEW PART OF THE CALIPHATE PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

Is the older woman Paul McCartney's mom?!?

lol lizard ppl cant die m8y

They had to make the nurse look reasonable.

I'm going to be so disappointed if you're wrong, user.

I is for Islam. Muhammed will rise again. ALLA AKBAR.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38458529

>A man who placed bacon on the doors of a Bristol mosque has died in prison while serving a 12-month sentence.

>The prison service has declined to give any further details of the circumstances of his death.

QUEEN DECLARES CALIPHATE

tfw you realize the queen is alive and they're planting this fake news to justify censorship

he died doing what he loved being a huge faggot.

shes dead the fucking queen is dead

How do their teeth look? Brit teeth are hilarious

yes she's dead. Let's move on.

If she is dead, it's not like it will be a secret for long. No reason to get worked up until it's confirmed

>>BBC and Sky News presenters are reportedly wearing black at the moment.

probably just their hijabs.

THIS IS IT.

If she is dead then kek confirmed as more powerful than molach

news.sky.com/watch-live

I SEE BLACK

It's because Anglos are addicted to black cock in their ass

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Conflicting stories everywhere

checkd

keep me posted.

no, but yeah keep me posted because we might find out the reason for it later on m8s

Oh please. This is such an obvious hoax. Every time shit happens, the media is tripping over itself to be the first to report it. But in this particular case they're covering it up, and somehow only some random anons on Sup Forums (none of which can provide any proof) know about it?

I feel confident saying that if Lord Kek told me that either you people or the flat earthers were telling the truth, I'd start considering the flat earth theory.

Please stop, Sup Forums.

She's a lovely, wonderful lady. She's pretty redpilled (she supported Brexit), and she's been an excellent leader. She's the nation's sweet old grandma.

Please don't meme her to death. Why can't you take Bill Clinton out instead?

Please.

oy gevault

Report all hoax threads

All the Jew Reptilian Bull worshipers must die. Drowning in their narcissistic shit. Praise Kek. Kek wills it.

He got shanked by muslims in jail i bet.

>She's a lovely, wonderful lady.

sure, sure

Bill is already dead, necromancy bro

Kek says: inconclusive, try again.

Thank you Kek.

By all accounts, she's a very warm and kind person in private.

I hope you're right about Bill though.

Announcement will come at 8 bongs. Currently 3.5 bongs.

(you)

>defbong 1
Have a (you) britbong.

hi achmed, you mad?

Hillary Clinton is the one who will be meme'd to death

Could you imagine if some young old lady just entered politics because her hubby was POTUS and didnt only lose the POTUS election twice but also got murdered by memes?

>she's a very warm

not
4
long

Wtf is this a crime to do?

criminally underrated

This North Korea doc is intense

did the queen die

I dearly hope so.
>chokes herself into a coma during a coughing fit
>shits herself in the ambulance
>ends up in a vegetative state for 77 days
>suddenly, without warning, she codes
>doctors rush to save her but they're too late
>she's finally dead
>she starts foaming at the mouth
>tiny little tadpoles start spewing from her body

Please stop.

Kek spare this tad/pol/ on the day of the Terran Croak.

>defbong1
>absolutely haram

Jew here.

Wouldn't you like to know.

hi buddy that was a great joke i really enjoyed it

youtu.be/Jdf5EXo6I68?t=59s

>He must be the king
>How do you know?
>He hasn't got shit all over him
fucking lol

I wonder if we are going to find out she's a pedophillic monster like Jimmy Savile, too?

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/vip-paedophile-ring-abused-teenage-4721479

kek

jimmy dindu nuffin lol. The kids came onto him

Is it true that Margaret Thatcher has been resurrected and walks among us once more?

END YOURSELF REPUBLICAN CUNT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE QUEEN IS DEAD MY FAMILY HAS TOOK OVER.

ROLL AGAIN
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!

...

The hag is dead! KEK WILLS IT!

sensible chuckle

also, witnessed

...

how did KEK know?

Holy shit

PRAISE HIM 77

By the 9s!
This post is blessed.

If doubles queen ded :DDD

It's national cuck day. Bring home a nigger to fuck your wife mate.

Edgefags shitting on the queen mum itt... makes me sick tbqhwyfamalamadingdong

If triples queen ded :DDD

nice one, dad

laughs in British

FUCK

SKYBING!

SKYBING!

SKYBING!

SKYBING!

PLEASE RESPOND!

its called an "anglo"

...

Check'd & kek'd

>1966
NINETEEN
SIXTY
SIX

It's confirmed.

So it was real she died.

Or are we being slide?

The queen is dead
Praise kek
SHADILAY
check those digits

she's not dead and she's going to get revenge on Sup Forums for suggesting otherwise

Is that a Freemason belt buckle?

Yep.

rare

This thread shows why we can't have nice things. ):

This.

God save the Queen.

youtube.com/watch?v=yD-yG2XnxpU

I think bongs thoughts might look a little like this.

I'm glad that she at least lived to see her country become free again. Thanks, Based Nigel.

youtube.com/watch?v=ukXktCut_C4

Kek

>are reportedly wearing black
AUTISM
it's your AUTISM

Can she just fucking step down already? She doesn't have to die to pass on the crown, right? What good is an old as shit bitch to the morale of a monarch?