Are volcanoes about to BTFO us all?

I am not a geologist. I am not claiming to know anything about this beyond what you can read in the news.
But has anyone noticed that we now have 3 major volcanoes that have 'reactivated' recently?

>forbes.com/sites/trevornace/2016/12/23/europes-most-dangerous-supervolcano-reawakening-time-christmas/#7b4d778053af
>express.co.uk/news/science/662060/VOLCANO-WARNING-One-of-world-s-worst-volcanos-ACTIVE-after-hundreds-of-years-dormant
>news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/12/supervolcano-campi-flegrei-stirs-under-naples-italy/
>express.co.uk/news/science/632054/Yellowstone-about-to-blow-1-in-10-chance-super-volcano-will-kill-millions

I know the one about Yellowstone is express but I am typing this quick and just trying to get the point across. We all know SOMETHING is going on there. Roads are melting. Hot springs are boiling and acidic. Land is expanding and contracting enough that it is noticeable by just looking.

Is this coincidence? Someone please red-pill me on whether or not we are all gonna die in a fiery explosion/mass extinction event? I am genuinely hoping someone here will explain why this doesn't make sense. But until then, I am worried.

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iceagenow.info/land-rising-yellowstone-national-park/
youtu.be/8nt3edWLgIg
news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/12/supervolcano-campi-flegrei-stirs-under-naples-italy/
express.co.uk/news/science/632054/Yellowstone-about-to-blow-1-in-10-chance-super-volcano-will-kill-millions
youtube.com/watch?v=sLtKEreoCLk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

It needs to happen already , earth is due for a hard reset. Nature needs to take over and undo th3 shit we have wrought.

Implying anyone in the news knows anything about geology.

I mean if it does happen you're fucked anyways so what's the point of thinking about it?

I said nothing about the news knowing anything about geology. I simply stated that i have no information to add to the discussion beyond what can be read in the news....

I guess my
>it's getting hot in here, isn't it?
posts did the trick.

Pic related, it's getting hot there.

Bring on the Ice Age.

>>But not the Acid Rain.

aren't we like 40,000 years overdue for Yellowstone to erupt.

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Im not over here digging a shelter. I am just hoping that someone who knows something about this stuff can explain the facts in a more intelligent way than you can read in random news articles.

Nothing will happen. It's a meme like obesity.

This is the general science when it comes to volcanos.

We know what they are, and that they may go off at any time. That's about it. You can't predict it.

please be soon

>Land is expanding and contracting enough that it is noticeable by just looking.

I am a geologist and I can confirm this is exceedingly true. Shit, a few years ago Italy tried to have seismologists thrown in jail for not accurately predicting an earthquake.

iceagenow.info/land-rising-yellowstone-national-park/

Geologist here. AMA

Why you don't leave australia?

impossible to predict, but it is a certainty. The real question is, does our culter/species deserve to progress further.

How do you make fulgurites?

how long is a geological nanosecond?

nice try VIDF

Other geologist here. I got a ton of fulgurites from a trip out to a place where they mine sand for construction. Pretty cool

I'm comfy here

Lightning, but no one cares about them other than you

Coupla years

youtu.be/8nt3edWLgIg

>Coupla years
wrong

Only a matter of time.

We need to start taxing volcanoes for their carbon emissions.

How much magma is in the earth?

Volcanoes are literally an incredibly bad idea for the world of solar power.

>cuck or be cucked
>shooting volcanoes unironically.

a lot

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It grive me a happenings boner to think about it.

Super volcano goes off = happenings for the rest of my life

>>news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/12/supervolcano-campi-flegrei-stirs-under-naples-italy/
>>express.co.uk/news/science/632054/Yellowstone-about-to-blow-1-in-10-chance-super-volcano-will-kill-millions
Guys. good news! this might fix the migrant crisis.
The bad news is that Europe will be mostly uninhabitable

I have an amazing life.

lmfao

geothermal tho

I saw a sick cunt on /diy/ who made steel mesh frames to bury in isolated beaches and sand dunes to make them during electrical storm.
Total mad cunt

>dubs
well, I never wanted to go to Europe anyways. Might be cool to do STALKER shit there when I'm 50 or something.

What is your opinion about it? I just want to know what you think they're gonna do with it in the future

Has anyone else noticed that websites need clickbait and there is no way to tell when a Volcano is going to explode?

Just kidding that wouldn't make sense. Hail KEK blow up the world or whatever the kids are saying these days.

I mean just look at OP's picture that's not a volcano lmao.

So many famous people confimred to die by Kek, theres only one way that happens, this or nuckear war.

The rest of your life, which will be a few months long if you're lucky.

What even is it that you have a problem with? There are so many people that have been posted to this page and not just because of their name.

>lucky

Just saying but that Werner Herzog documentary on Netflix about volcanoes is pretty dope desu senpai. It might be too weird for most people but I dug what he did by not caring about volcanoes and how they work or what they are and going into the anthropological aspects so you really learn about some weird and interesting people instead.

fpbp
We really fucked this place up.
We forgot that as part of nature, we have to live with nature.
>by we I mean pic related

Only a matter of time before Indonesia's super volcano awakens. And the true hellfire destroys half the earth/.

theyll be fine, just pour some water on her she'll be right

>flag
I have no questions

One magma

Dutch is Live.

youtube.com/watch?v=sLtKEreoCLk

as big as my dick but as small as my balls

At least all the jews that caused all the trouble will get to escape and live in space

I am afraid that you are right user.

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If they do, I hope they die lonely and cold in space once they inbreed so much their offspring are all fuckin downies.

We've only been monitoring these hundred thousand year events for a couple decades.
We really don't have much clue as to what the magma movements actually mean for eruptions.

You just need to end the pathetic excuse of life you live and let others live happily. Nobody needs a restart, you are the one that needs to end.

California just needs to fucking go

Looks like based Korea is the cork in the bottle. Maybe we could convince them to kick it off with a couple of their baby nukes.