RIP AMY SCHUMER

Guys. when the illuminati pushes you and you dont work what happens?

???


>i feel bad now


>women are funny


was it worth it amy?


1978-2016

RIP

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>1978
Holy shit, she's 38?

>AMY SCHUMER
Fuck you OP, I thought she was actually dead

people that fat usually die before they reach 38

How the fuck did she even become famous?
When did hollywood start letting ugly girls in?

is this a real pic?

This (((lady))) needs to fuck off

>illuminati

Oy vey

bro im saying there was an accident.

nothings out yet but im here

>accident was w/amys tour bus. idk what happened

omg

Jewish nepotism

dammit.

amy schumer already gives me the weirdest, guiltiest boner and now she's doing cosplay and deepthroating lighsabers.

i'm sorry, Sup Forums. i'm gonna have to rub this one out. pray for me.

Wow, this isn't even on the news yet...I hope she didn't make it

friend sent me this

youtube.com/watch?v=uaFLfKD8W7U


:(

>August 31st

03/07/2016

There's no bus, you skeeving idiot.

my friend has a dark sense of humor. WHO DO YOU THINK I AM TO HAVE ACCESS TO CCTV OF AN ACCIDENT THAT JUST HAPPEND


JEBUS

ill keep you posted

i thought i was in /pol?

Her cousin-

Chuck Schumer

United States congress

for real? That guy is a pos

im not a lawyer. im not trying to get out of my car

fukkkkkkkk wtfffffff

OP, I know this is Sup Forums which is a wretched hive of degeneracy and all, but I mean come on, that pic is just outright distasteful. It is ruining my comfy snowstorm evening.

That picture proves there are worse things then porn

I want no survivors from the bus, please be a person from another vehicle

when you just randomly remember Tracy Morgan got fucked up in accident similar to this


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KEK ALMIGHTY HAS STRUCKEN AMY SCHUMER

You did not believe in Kek, thou has stricken you down with thy mighty powers

Yes

No more , only rest.

Please be real, I need this for my emotional well being

>gq

OMG it's Taylor Swift's tour bus. Rip sweet princess

FUCK
really thought she died

Same
Praise kek
Amy sux

WE R NOT MOVING


im over this bitch

give me my fucking (you) back

Are you sure it's her bus? How do you know?

kek says this bitch is dead

Tay Swiftly takes out another

Many Keks

(you)

kek wills it.

this makes no sense

Ding dong the bitch is dead

> august 31st was 7 years ago

Oh shut up
Try getting stuck on an 18 mile bridge over gator infested waters with only 2 lanes, behind a four big rig collision for five hours

are you one of those australian autists i keep hearing about?

I didn't mind it, your mother was giving me head

That truck was going back to the future it would seem

Kek

You are right but saying tour truck just doesn't sound right

> mfw the yous are really gone

Geg, I know that road. I-10 through Louisiana, right?

Do we have more confirmation yet??

No, it was all bullshit. OP was just pandering to our natural hate for the woman

fuck you muggle im living history

what else can i do to prove it??

Looks like someone hit 88 mph

Cut a lock of her blonde hair of her chard corpse for starters

cmon b real fred

Bingo

Hey, this is Sup Forums
If you're into 70 year olds, no judgement.

18-80 Blind, Deaf or retarded!

is there any serious evidence for this yet?

And user, you haven't gotten good head until you get a gummer

Negative, we are playing LARPS at this time

we need to fuck her shit up when she turns forty
>mass happy birthday/RIP in pieces mailing

Shit my friend got pissed as fuck when I joked that 2016 ain't over yet and that celebs go on three when Carrie Fischer died... She's gonna be fuckin pissssssed...

so many hollywood stories start this way
>and/or a casting couch

>T. Swift rams tour bus into Amy Schumer

Taylor confirmed /ourgal/

Who would want to get a bj from that ugly ass bitch?
No amount of sex she could provide would of made that ugly fat ass famous

I wouldn't be upset at all if she died. The world wouldn't have to put up with her shit """comedy""" and forced politics.

PRAISE KEK

would it be weird if i now have a boner?

Yeah that photo set specifically gave me a weird boner that I don't fully understand. She's hdieous to me every time I see her. maybe it's the costume.

>Who would want to get a bj from that ugly ass bitch?

Only for the satisfaction of knowing she could not speak with a mouth and throat full of my cock.

When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit.

She't the ugly chick that your mom want's you to marry because "she has a great personality" but deep down you know her vaginer is horrid

its fake, we would of seen this shit on the news by now

Hail Kek
Your faithful servant asks for a boon of you
I ask that you now take Amy Schumer as you have taken many left leaning celebrities this year

Shadilay

Well you know what ol Jack Burton always says

She sucked Anthony Jeselnik's cock and he got her some industry contacts.

Damnit!

>chard

>siwft

Slow down there buddy, not so fast

Wasn't she fucking Bill Clinton?

You can't just summon kek's power Willy nilly. He isn't your personal lackey

Channeling his powers takes months of massive focus from multiple people Memeing constantly about the same goal

If you want this bitch gone, you're going to have to start up a meme frenzy and continue it for months. The more you rally to your cause, the better the chance

>shart

She probably doesn't even suck dick.

>hitler digits confirm

Delete this. It is an insult to the beautiful Miss Piggy.

god i want to cum on her face

she ain't dead, none of them are.

There's no hippies trying to push the whale off the road and into the sea. Fake.

Now kill her and Chuck Schumer and we're money.