Reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.
Do your part and help a bogan out.
Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him vegemite is a real food.
Australians are an important part of Sup Forums ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place.
fpbp
vegemite is really fucking good m8
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We are making preparations to invade Israel user.
No depression here.
Australia will soon be holy land
Aussies have best shitposters. I don't know what is wrong with Canadians though. "A fucking leaf" is not just a meme, everyone here seems degenerate. Pls nuke. And annex
nah, buddy, nah
Australians are our little cousins. We got the pioneers, they got the criminals. But we're very similar in genes and culture
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>Vegemite is salty, slightly bitter, malty, and rich in umami – a glutamate similar in flavour to beef bouillon.
weird. is it an aquired taste or really something people enjoy?
You are loved aussie anons
Always remember that people care about you.
Aquired taste. If anyone likes vegemite i would imagine they have had it since they were young. Good to use in small amounts in cooking because it has such a strong taste.
Australians are cool as fuck. I'd move there over Canada. Wouldn't worry about all the creatures trying to murder me either
it literally tastes like road tar
its not an acquired taste at aII Imao.
I've seen foreigners try vegemite for the first time (prepared properIy) and Iove it.
Here for my (you)s
I'm in this photo.
Which one am I??
It cures homosexuality.
If that's an acquired taste for you then you live in a nation full of poofters
The dog.
Yes foreigners Australian dogs are that clever they can use the internet
It's not bad in moderation.
I was nuts about it as a kid because of the salt content, but I can imagine it's fucking garbage the first time you try it.
I actually like Vegemite the thing i learned is don't spread it on thick or it tastes like shit spread it thin.
Doggo. You're a good boy.
Close, I do get called a dog a lot. Usually its TICKETEEEEEE DOGGGG
Let's put a dome over the dome and claim Jerusalem for the christfags.
Ever since the great emu war... Australias never been the same
Why do bogans get on a train and immediately start walking to the other end and then back again?
Is it the ice?
One of the 3 cunts with beards.
Obviously you're the guy holding his cock and smiling.
Fucking pervert, probablygot a stiffy from all the summer babes dressed in bikinis on the train. I swear some days you get into trains in Australia and the air is thick with the steam of wet pussy in the summer heat
Yeah pretty much. It is helpful though as it makes them super easy to spot.
Kek, you got me. But I'm not even holding my cock breh.
Relevant.
Ooga Booga, where the white sheilas at
the criminally insane shed no tears
Why did the chicken cross the r--
Obviously the guy second from the left.
Forwarded this with screenshots to Translink with an explanation on where this photo was found, a highly racist Mongolian butterfly adorning forum
the doggo?
Yeah but you gotta admit there's some fucking hot girls on the trains this time of year.
this
top kek
Do it, see if I give even a single fuck.
Psh, sure mate. Things are great for us.
Vegemite releases an excess of glutamates into the bloodstream. This excess kills braincells and can cause depression . Maybe this is why Australians are so stupid.
Done, enjoy being on Ceno for a while mate
only reason i like them is because compared to Canadians they are gods
I'll just have to start fare evading then, lad.
youre a faggot
The manlet hiding to the left of the spic woman in the middle
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP
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Harden up you pussy cunts and eat some real food.
I want to shove my cock inside you.
Why are you here kiwi?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Yeah fucking right. Just tell your parents how you really feel about men and hope for the best.
At this time of night the only thing fun are the Emus. Then there is the man in the grey suit. At least we get all your island emigrants.
I would try some if the shops here bothered to import some. I guess it's not good enough.
Could you be more of a fucking lobotomized sycophant?
you can get it at many grocery stores fool, it takes like your sisters pussy, salty yeast
That's because most stores don't sell prison food. If necessity is the mother of invention, then Vegemite is the grandchild necessity never visits on holiday.
No. But I'm trying
Looks like australia's awake!
It's true.
>no job
>no gf
>no opportunities because lol need 5 years experience just for entry level shit
>implying its any different here cunto
we have zounds of the yellow menace to contend with, they come on """""""""""student visas""""""""""" and just never fucking leave
Classic Aussies.
Pic related, clean yourselves up when you're done.
Same, that's why I just rail eccies and sink XXXX just cause.
It's all good.
Same thing here, only it's not just Asians but Pajeets as well.
>Please fuck my wife
Classic national embarrassment.
t. Canadian traveling Australia
>behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian
or an aborigine
Second from the right. You're Jason Day's untalented brother.
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You're the hideous she-ass handling the dog.
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Thanks user. I needed that.
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yeah we have an entire town of prajeets called bradistan:
en.wikipedia.org
check out those wonderful demographics, 66% shitskin. oh look at what its become:
strewth mates ima about ready to say fuck you to this place and come live down unda, i just need to bring a nice white wife with me, no point in trying to steal one of your lasses
brah 88% of this board are on proxies
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stop spamming you autistic faggot, nobody wants to read all that shit and you are too socially inept to pick up on it which is why im making this post
See
You're a fucking meme.
How can small dicked north americans even compete
Are you here Tyrells user?
To be fair, nobody really needs to compete too much where your mom is concerned.
>he fucks fat old ladies
>All these shitskins
>+90% ((white)) country
This is what your police looks like?
Is there any hope lads?
Fucking shitskins everywhere
I want them out of our countries REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What is wrong with Melbourne? Are you just here for the shits and giggles?
Fuck my wife
Too late, barbosa
You should be proud. Not everyday an Aussie runs into his dad, especially not on a Bolivian gravestone rubbing forum.
mainly just the cities
My name is not Messi. Not worthy user
Adopt a aussie and curbstomp a leaf today
Who's more of a cuck, the aussie worshipping Americans or the salty ones attempting banter to outdo Australians
>Oy bugga, me confuhmayshun boyiss!
It's easier to just admit you got played.
>The time has come
>To say fair's fair
>To pay the rent
>To pay our share
>The time has come
>A fact's a fact
>It belongs to them
>Let's give it back
when are you going to give the land back bogan?