Not sure where to post this but im looking for basically a how to/dos and donts of getting a hooker

not sure where to post this but im looking for basically a how to/dos and donts of getting a hooker
if you ever got one, how it went down, how it was
what to expect and what they expect would be nice, thanks

>not sure where to post this

Not here

Do a 360 and fuck off back to whatever shithole you crawled out from you fucking degenerate.

sage

>360

Wtf dumbass

>comes to a board that depises degeneracy
>posts a question about how to be a degenerate

Minimum of 2 years lurking are required leaf. Now fuck off.

Well, this was quite a few years ago, but it went something like this:
>respond to craigslist ad
>call a number, get directed to hotel room
>choose between two hotties and one """"BBW""""
>the rejects vacate the room
>compensation is discussed and agreed upon
>the deed is done
>payment is rendered
>farewell hug

Overall not a bad experience, something every man should do (but not regularly). Sex is a fairly businesslike transaction for men, so banging a hooker once in a while is nothing to be ashamed about, as long as it does not degenerate into an addiction.

>>/trv/

It's honestly the most degenerate board on this whole shithole website

Tell her you are filming a porno.

If you film her while it goes down it isn't prostitution, it's porn which is totally legal.

Sounds like a good way to get herpes

Wait, if you go 360, don't you go the same way?

Fucking newfag

Holy newfags. If you haven't been here 10 years, fuck off.

All you need is a cellphone and google your city "backpage"

go back

dont

>go to casino
>find girl you think is working playing slots
>place a nickel coin on top of their slot machine
>ask if she has any time for you
>she'll know what to do next

Jap fag fuck off!

Delete this fucking thread this has nothing to do with politics.

ITT: newfags who don't know that pretending you don't understand the 360 meme is itself a meme

I love how easy it is to troll the socalled oldfags

something awful

That's where you find subhuman topics like these. sage'd

You make me sick. What a waste.

Use a review site, like escort review, don't use backpage or Craigslist. Use a burner phone and find a girl with good reviews who is "newbie friendly"
For outcall typically once you have things setup she will tell you to go the motel 6 by the mall, or whatever, then you call again once you are there and get the room number

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Nice use of 1488 you fucking faggot.
Leaf ban when?

Go back to China so we can rape you more

> god I'm reverting back into a Sup Forumstard