Im venezuelan, ask me anything

Im venezuelan, ask me anything

Do you use bitcoins?

Can I have some money?

I have a decent amount but its all savings.

I'm too full of delicious food right now to care about El Salvador. Good luck with your soccer or whatever you faggots do

Do you prefer fig or oak leaves for toilet paper?

How much?

Afortunally I have never ran out of it, but I'm part of a well-off family so I'm pretty sure about half of the population has at some point

How are you still even alive?

How much does a McDonalds value meal, a six pack of beer and a pack of smokes costs in bolivars of whatever your local currency is called? Also, violent overthrow of your government when?

money

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I'm wondering that too.

why do you fucks keep playing league on LAN, LAS is your server cunt

McDonald's I'd say about 5000 bsf, which is about 2.3$

Haven't seen a six pack in a while, 12 only and it costs 15000bsf, 6.9$

I smoke Marlboro Red and costs about 2000-2500 bsf, 0.80$-1$

1. How prominent are arranged marriages in your country?

2. How are female rights, compared to other countries?

3. Is rape common?

4. Do those around you actively seek to leave your country for better opportunities?

5. How are gun rights?

What is your job?

What's an average hourly wage for a shit-tier job like waiter or fast food worker in bsf? Do you guys have a minimum wage?

1) None, we are the third world but Western after all. Mainly catholics so we don't do that Muslim degeneracy
2) As good as in yours, they are even pushing the progressive SJW agenda nowadays
3) Nope
4) Yes, and so do I.
5) prohibited, that in part makes the crime rate so high because good citizens have no way to defend themselves

I make money through Facebook, not gonna say how.

No hourly wage, the minimum is 90k bsf.

Minimum is 90k what. Per year?

I want to exploit your countries misfortune by going to venezuela, fucking brown girls for pennies, and living like a king.

how much would it cost per year of hedonism? Would I be in any danger?

how are things over there in general?

why arent you helping your community

Month

Could I come there as an American with 1000$ and spend a week fucking the hottest chicks in Venezuela in the nicest hotels, go to the natural wonders and not die or get kidnapped?

A year? So like 6 cases of beer, or like $42 US? If so, fug.

Suicidal and depressing. Only solution is migrating

Yes and no, high chance of yes.

This. Are there guys who'll shank you with bicycle spokes and shit like in Brazil?

Because I'm a self-centered cunt that does not see a reason to help others than your close one in a situation live this.

how are you getting by?

I want to find a Venezuelan guide like a university age student who can show me around and help me not get killed. I can grow a mustache and look Hispanic. How could I find a guide. I'd pay them like 100$ for the week?

I have met many American tourist and even some live here, you never know when something is going to happen to you, but in here you always have to be aware of that surrounds you

A month, you dingus

Is it true that there's no power? Is there rolling blackouts and electricity rationing?

You said you're well off but how are you posting to Sup Forums? If you use a cable/DSL internet connection wouldn't the government know you're posting here?

30% of our population is white as fuck, so you won't need the mustache, and yes you can

Government didn't block Sup Forums, Sup Forums blocked all IP from the public provider (own by the government), and I use a different one so I can post. I still don't know why they blocked that one tho

But where do I find them is there a website? How will I know they won't kidnap me? Is there a Facebook page or website English speaking Venezuelans who want to take Americans on crazy sex tours can meet up?

have you ever been rejected by a girl?

jected and then rejected?

i make about 4500$ a month so I'm pretty good so far.

does your gubment still push to blame America for everything? Do your people not buy it?

obligatory

There must be one but I don't know it.

We don't buy anything from them, just about 10% of the country does and those live mostly in rural areas.

Do you have a job?

Yes, read above mate

Good question.

We Amurikans hate commies.. at least the majority of us do..

but we feel for the people suffering under "socialism that hasn't been tried yet" when they now can't get rid of it themselves

I hope things get better for you guys.

At least here the government admits it is socialism.

Thanks a lot man

Got it. Thnx.

What's the best time of year to visit? Are there any cities you'd recommend or discourage a leaf with virtually no Spanish to check out?

Merida, coldest place in the country. Just stay in the tourist areas

What is considered an age appropriate range for a girl dating a 25 year old male in Venezuela?

who's the new Bolívar of Venezuela? when will South America get their shit together?

As long as she isn't underage no one will complain

No one, he is unsurpassable. Argentina and Brazil are on it, Colombia somehow but they still with the FARC issue

That's all for today I gotta wake up early, leave your questions and I'll answer them tomorrow before leaving

bullshit, no one with $~50k in the bank would stay in venezuela

what does the normal citizen think of gringos. do you all honestly think we control the world.

>implying if he were to cash out he wouldn't get killed

THEORETICALLY how much would it cost for me to buy a good looking virgin under the age of 11?

Buy or rent?

Can a grìngo buy beachfont property?

The progress Colombia has done towards disassembling the narco business and ending violence is remarkable. Medellín and Cúcuta halved their homicide rate in only 4 years.

I'm about to leave.

buy

But giving amnesty and Congress chair to former warlords won't do any good.

What's the chance you fuckin retards will reverse the socialist policies of the government?

Or does everyone in your country still hate business owners and like being fuckin starving and poor?

POST YOUR FRIDGE!!!!!!

Why not? We did it and... oh.

Pretty sure next government will be right wing

How long is your cock?

Do the MLB players actually live there in the off season? The ones from your country I mean.

21cm, dunno how much is that on inches

Some of them do

>21cm
Come on.

Are you israelite? If you are post about the queen

What is "underage" is it 18 like in this shit tier country or 14 like god tier Germany?

18 and below is underage

shadilay user

You coming to US? If so what state?

21cm inside your ass

It doesn't seem like that transition will be peaceful.

My boss is from NYC, but I'll be there just 4 months then I'll go to the UK to set our new office.

Thats the same name of the city I live in, one of the safest of the whole country.

Better

Argentina is too white to believe that cocks this big exist.

I don't doubt they exist, I doubt he has one.

checked btw

Have you eaten your pets yet ?

You think socialism would work in America ?

Doesn't work anywhere

Why haven't you killed Maduro at this point? I've seen videos of some protests where he is in the open, perfectly vulnerable to any user with the just right mix of bravery, stupidity and love for this country.

Here is a serious question, the other party won the election but when are they going to start running the country? Are they right wing?

>when are they going to start running the country
Never.
They actually don't care.

I'm surprised they haven't eaten their computers yet

Good call, those fuckers wouldn't help you either, fuckem

I just read this thread.

> 10 inch cock
> makes 90k US a year through "Facebook"
> lives in Venezuela

Is this the new chef at Wendy's meme?

Because his underlings are far worse and more incompetent than him. His opponents are also worse in management.
It's like killing the corrupt first airport handler in Arulco.
You are fucked if you try that.