Truly a shitty end of year

Truly a shitty end of year.
A bunch of people famous in France also died during the past week.

F for the man whose candy will never be tasted by ameriburgers.

>falling for the dead famous person Jew
Stop having feelings for strangers, cunts. It's unnatural and unhealthy.

Americunts are not allowed to post in this thread, it can hurt you

i bet some faggot here rolled deathtrips on him

>he never knew that joy in his childhood

imagine if he died from choking

Burgers are so stupid they can't handle the surprise.

>Chocolate egg is hollow and filled with a thing that can't be eaten
We would fucking starve

>F for the man whose candy will never be tasted by ameriburgers.
You can buy kinder eggs at gas stations and drugs stores here. They seem like a waste of money.

Does that mean instead of toys we'll get his ashes?

>They seem like a waste of money

They are

>Shitty thin chocolate
>Useless shitty toy inside

Fuck off

Kek bitter Americunts
Enjoy choking on your greasy burgers you fatfucks

"omg so many pplz dying this year omg"
Happens literally every year now bc the ravenous news cycle makes the death of a guy who made an overrated candy meme seem relevant

Whoever invented these deserves to die.

You can eat burgers without choking on them and they are full of edible all American beef, not air and broken dreams.
I bet you would jizz all over pic related if they put a barbie doll for you in the open space.

We have our ways of sneaking those delicious treats into our coun.. *chokes on small toy capsule hidden in yummy chocolate*

delicious AS FUCK

>It's a jigsaw puzzle episode

>Americans must always choke down their whole food in one bite

Thats why some americans died after eating Kinder Surprise.

Proof¿???????????

Huh. Don't have pic of an egg, but here is my Woody on a toy from a Kinder Surprise.

Pic related american food culture , yes those cameras belong to it too.

>it ain't gonna suck itself

fuck... how do we come back from this one fellow sharts?

I love kinder surprise.

Nothing says a van full of pizza like a bag full of kinder surprise...

I'm sad, /pol.

This. You're no better than the retarded normie libshit woman who has ""compassion"" for the little nigglets in Africa dying every day

Kinder chocolate is pretty shitty. Nobody would give a shit about it if it weren't for retards being excited about a crummy "toy" in the middle.

I tend to buy semi-sweet chocolate morsels because baking chocolate tends to be higher quality than candy bars.

Fuck off subhuman.

>Wow, so full after eating that shell, I'm glad we can play with the toys now

European food (((culture)))

Ok Europoors, you can have your waste chocolate and 3cent plastic trinket made in China.

We'll be busy riding dirtbikes, going to theme parks, and the thousands of things our kids have to do.

But oh shit, we don't get some faggy egg with a "toy" that will be forgotten within seconds.

He could be Bibi's dad

Banned from America, because burger children try to eat the plastic.

The huge success of Kinder Surprise eggs has on occasion been overshadowed by tragedy, including the death in Toulouse last January of a little girl aged three who choked on a toy. After an investigation, the prosecutor cleared Ferrero.

The eggs are banned in the United States under a 1938 law prohibiting the insertion of any objects into food products, while in Chile they were banned last summer under new legislation to combat obesity.

MY SIDES

Only after reading this post did I understand why the Kinder Surprise is banned in the USA

F for actually good chocolate and creative interesting toys

It's called natural selection.

>Eurocunts who think being able to play with tiny toys for tots is something to brag about

>tfw you are the sheriff but you are anglo so your holster is full of spider web

>F for the man whose candy will never be tasted by ameriburgers.
You guys are so behind on your memes even your shit posts are stale.

Anyway F, old man. F.

>WOW I HAVE ENOUGH FOOD FOR 2 CHILDREN BUT I'M GONNA HAVE 8

African food culture.

>creator of Kinder Surprise died
>creator of the Big Mac died
>creator of red solo cups died
>creator of General Tso's chicken died

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

STOP

>euro toys

vs

>US toys

but do they have the toys inside?

Im glad its illegal to possess a Kinder in America, anyone who tries to harm a child like this sick fuck should be in jail!!!!

A kinder surprise is the equivalent of handing a child a loaded gun.

>1 kinder
>4$

really make me think.

Considering the richest person in the Eurozone is a children's book author is it any wonder?

Thank the white christian god for getting all my ancestors off that shitty subcontinent.

>old people and drug addicts dying
>OMG WORST YEAR EVER

Yes, inside the tiny capsule is a child-size M1911. Or a toy racecar.

>no sales tax
But yeah because they're an imported """treat""" they get hiked up. Sucks, but they are not that good anyway I'd much rather a Ritter sport for that price.

They have been legal for several years