Enter gym

>Enter gym
>All English translations have been replaced with Arabic

JUST

>Enter gym
>All Swedish translations have been replaced with English

JUST

>Enter gym
>All aussie slang has been replaced by kiwi slang

JUST

>Enter swedish gym
>all men have been replaced by cucked sissy boys

>Enter gym
>All free weights have been replaced with male to female transitioning machines and treadmills.

>enter gym
>some guy is doing squats in the curl rack

JUST

>enter gym
>excersize

>excercise
ff

>enter gym
>no McDonalds
>leave gym

>enter gym
>defeat gym leader
>doesn't give you the badge

>enter gym
>deadlift
>shart
>leave gym

>enter gym
>flirt with cute girl, tell her she's cute
>she tells me to fuck off and calls me a creep, in front of all the regulars.
>several people laugh
>''o-okay sorry''
>jock calls me a fucking loser
>never go to gym again
>I'll never get in shape

>enter gym at 11 bong
>have a quick go on the old lifty-heavy-thingies

>enter gym
>see OP crying like the faggot he is
>decide to run around town instead

Kek.

>find her on facebook
>she has a boyfriend, guy who called me a loser
>send apology message
>she doesn't reply after a week
>realize I have large penis
>send her a pic
>she accepts my request
>responds with ''oh my''
>I ask ''whats your number''
>talk to her a bit, she apologizes about before says I'm actually pretty hot, and she was having a bad day
>I invite her over at my place
>fuck her deep and hard
>we become good friends
>she's actually really sweet
>everyone at the gym knows I hit that now
>her boyfriend is really butthurt, he is suspicious but doesn't know for sure
>tries to fight me in front of gym regulars
>he attacks me
>but after working out so often these days i knock him down with one punch
>that was a year ago
>still cucking him to this day

True story, believe it or not

How hard and deep?

Are you actually serious swedebro? Surely you guys aren't that cucked yet, right?

>enter gym
>too anxious to talk to anyone
>leave gym

>enter gym
>do my workout
>fit guy flirts with me in the locker rooms
>suck him off in the clothes changing room

>things that never happened

>enter gym
>realise I forgot my towel
>leave gym

8.3 inches plus deep
I'm talking full power hard and fast fucking
she likes it rough

>8.3 inches
Proofs

Underrated

I has that problem. If you wanna lose weight the best way os to wake up early, and run around town listening music.

>Enter /pol
>All (you)s have been replaced with nothing

JUST

>enter gym
>"HEY, CHAMP IN THE MAKING!"
>leave gym

>enter gym
>no women because burqa ban
JUST

>enter gym
>That will be 15€ the two first months
>And 29.99€ per month after that
>plus tip

Sounds plausible. Rip my country :/

>Enter gym

JUST

>Enter Gym
>Go pig out on junk food afterwards because I feel like i earned it

JUST

Nobody believes you, but if it's true then you shouldn't care.

Sweden was a mistake

You belong to Denmark and you know it.

That Kalmar union doesn't look so bad now, does it?

>enter gym
>someone stole pole again
>play hard bass and exercise some other part od body till they buy new one

>enter gym
>get run over by a truck of peace

>Enter Gym
>Elliot Hulse is screaming and shouting at a camera while I try to get a pump
>He comes over to me and insists I need to flip some tractor tires, doesn't stop talking at me until I do it.
JUST

>enter gym
>put on my adidas tracksuit
>start squatting

>enter gym
>the all you can eat buffet has been replaced with a salad bar

JUST

You've never had sex in your life have you friend? It's okay we won't judge you.

>Enter gym
>Trees have been prune, can't workout

JUST

>she likes it rough
What fucking female doesn't, you Sup Forums virgin

>enter gym with my buddies
>"you don't get to bring friends"

>enter gym

Kek what the fuck does a male to female transitioning machine look like

What does JUST mean? I am a retard and newfag.

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