OK white people let's prove we can take a joke by applying this quite humorous and innocuous formula to other racial stereotypes! I'll start:
"I wish Jews took jokes as well as they take my money"
"I wish asians took jokes as well as they take exams and tentacles up the ass"
"I wish black people took jokes as well as they take car stereos and police gunfire"
"I wish arabs took jokes as well as they took innocent lives and the virginities of 8-year-old girls"
Isn't this good, wholesome fun?
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These niggers keep running their mouths and they're gonna see how good white people are at taking lives.
>white people can't take jokes
Meanwhile nonwhites, from Asians to Eskimos, actively search Twitter everyday to find people that may have shit on them, and then try to get them fired or otherwise ruin their lives.
Why prove anything other than how good we are at the stuff in the tweet?
>I wish asians took jokes as well as they take exams
No joke that was hilarious
I remember seeing some nig's status that said something along the lines of "whitey better watch out because if you fuck with us too much we gon START A RACE WAR yessuh"
>blacks
>culture
Why are mass shootings comitted by whites? Because unlike niggers they actually go to school.
and I just remember thinking
"we outnumber you like 8-1 and, as y'all like to constantly point out, we're all gun-crazy"
bring it on
I wish black people took jobs as well as they take welfare, drugs, & STDs.
>Exams
>Police gunfire
I wish negroids would take jokes as well as they take wallets, tv's, and failure.
they think whites have no culture because white culture is omnipresent all over the word, in africa, in asia in europe in america. they are living white culture every day. They are just too retarded to realize that i guess. so they consider culture only some traditional shitskin clothes and music played on drums by subhuman living still in a stone age. sad.
it's funny because it's true
Kill whitey isn't a joke
It's a threat
You stupid nigger
KEK
I have never murdered anybody
>tfw I'm bad at being white
I bet the guy that said that is white
Wayne Rooney in a dress.
kek
White guilt ridden upper-middle class nu-male with too much of daddies money who has never been within 100 miles of a non-white
white people don't wear enough feathers so that means that they aren't culturally enriched
Uhhhh how fucking Eurocentric can you get? If you were properly educated like myself you would know that humor was actually a joint invention of African and Hebrew people who FIRMLY established it was not to be practiced by Europeans before they introduced it to the Greeks and Romans. My forefathers, the Visigoths actually did not receive humor until they captured it by force in the 5th century and I still am nearly paralyzed by the guilt any time I even consider using it for a moment before I stop myself.
kek
ARYA IS PURE DUMMY
Well then
I wish niggers took jokes as well as they take welfare
niggers are so stupid. they hate whitey but without da white gibs they'd be fucked.
white guilt won't last forever and once it breaks the niggers will be fucked
I wish Greeks took jokes as well as they take circa 12th Century BC wooden horses filled with Trojan troops
>pic related says white people can't take jokes
>OP proves them right by getting buttblasted over a Tweet
What did OP mean by this?
Good to see ya boss!
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You got those two mixed up, pal
I wish niggers died.
Am I doing this right?
Kek
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So maybe i cant say "nigger" in public, but i can say "thanks for the warning officer" and "hey dad!"
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>jokes
It's only a joke if it's actually funny
These people are not joking when they talk about white people.
It's one thing for a black friend to joke about how what I said or did is "some white people shit", but another thing to say "white people are responsible for all of the evil in the world, kill whitey, breed out white people" etc. then turn around and go "IT'S A JOKE BRO WTF WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T TAKE JOKES".
I wish white people would gtfo muh Sup Forums
holy shit lol
I saved a couple of white jokes from a nignog humor page I stumbled upon once. They're not that unfunny.
I wish asians took jokes as well as they cook dogs alive
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The Wehrmacht was really the most advanced for it's time army in the past 10 centuries they only lost because the winter of 43' was cold also also because the Italians dragged them into Africa also the Luftwaffe would have been better if there weren't so many supply shortages once they had jets by the way did you know that not all nazis were evil some of them were okay people the holocaust happened but it probably wasn't as severe as people say it was-
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it wouldn't have feasible to use precious fuel and resources doing something that didn't contribute to the war effort did you know that Albert Speer was a really good architect also he didn't know about the holocaust so he's not a bad guy also Hugo Boss designed the uniforms don't they look cool they look so cool dude all the German generals were really smart it's just that Hitler kept making bad decisions if it weren't for him the Wehrmacht totally would have repelled D-Day and captured Moscow and Stalingrad did you know that Hitler didn't want to bomb civilians in London it's just that the British accidentally bombed some civilians in Germany and that made him retaliate also the firebombing of Dresden was way worse also did I mention that the only reason the Germans lost is because of Italy and the winter of 43' being really cold and Hitler not crowning Rommel grand Fuhrer of the Wehrmact and god-emperor of all things
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Anyway, I'm gonna catch you guys later. Let me know if you want to play some Hearts of Iron 3
>brown eyes
>white
>white people can't take jokes
Call them niggers and see how much everybody laughs. Then say it was just a joke.
Reminder that banter is a pillar of British culture and anyone who uses banter is appropriating our culture.
I wish blacks took jokes as well as they take bikes
How does one "take" cultures? I can understand destroying cultures, but how does one grouo of people take the way of life of another so that they don't have it anymore?
kapla nigga!
We copy their art and spacefaring technology, and then we wipe their memory with our evil white magic
sauce boy
>niggers realize we would have fucking killed them all decades ago if we hadnt been cucked by jews
If we took black's culture then how come I see my father on daily basis?
>wah, wah, PC police! SJWs! Kids are too sensitive these days!
>Muh free speech!
>loses his shit over some bants
Why are whites so fucking thin-skinned?
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Fun fact, it was actually my people who invented running up in your apartment and stealing your tv but we freely shared that with the moors (also pictured) which is why it's generally considered part of the rich black culture.
and my bike
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and my axe
this
Black culture? Rap music and muh dick?
I didn't get buttblasted, I lol'd, and then came over to friendly old Sup Forums so we could apply the format this joke came in among many rich and diverse cultures! I guess that's appropriation though :/
Frau Ramsey is actually pretty hot.
I wish black people took jokes as well as they take bullets
this is really good
Germany YES!
People that exaggerate facial movements like that make me really really angry and I don't know why.
I wish shitskins took a boat home as well as they take gibsmedats.
I wish whites took pride in themselves as well as they take shitskins out of chains.
Merkel is a visionary.
I wish Blacks took jobs
I think she would be a better visionary with a hanging from a higher vantage point with a rope necklace :^)
but then guys like you bitch and moan when some libtard darkies spew the most hatefull rhetorics against whitey.
you see, in germany we don't give race biters a platform to speak. and that is a good thing.
>tfw at a glance I thought the guy was kissing a chimpanzee
stop the self hate bro
embrace your melanin
Unironically true, and not just because I have an infatuation with dark skinned women.
Its working so well. Germany is the envy of the world right now.
we dont care what darkies say we don't try and force them to be quiet. We just don't like it when darkies decide they are going to impede on our rights
Nicki minaj is so fucking hot she solely turned me off white women forever. I wish she would call me a racist and spit in my mouth.
I'm pure Germanic breed
I wish white people consumed as much narcotics as black people, it would really benefit my business.
You aren't free then, you're peasants.
My thoughts exactly
>Nicki minaj is so fucking hot she solely turned me off white women forever
white males are softer, feminine and have smaller cocks than their black counterparts.
Give it 2 or 3 more generations and they will get outbreed completely
>leaf
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need some like white asian alliance to kill all niggs. ill support it
What kind of bait is this crap? Get out grandpa
>Guaranteed replies
your flag may be white but you aren't.
>Mexican
If you made a similar joke to a black person, they'd attack you, physically.
I wish black people could swim as well as they take jokes.
>Admits stereotype, then makes more.
No. What is funny is how stupid you are.
InB4; dies in a ATV accident
If you don't like her fine, but here in Canada we appreciate real beauty in women and ms. Minaj is a stunning example of just that. Literally anime waifu tier or whatever you call wife material women. Her music is pretty good too, lots of girls like her. Not even bait, she's gorgeous and you need to stop hating her for it.
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>that nose