Hello welcome to Starbucks! What can I get you?

>hello welcome to Starbucks! What can I get you?

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

*unzips Starbucks gift card I got for Christmas*

Do you sell coffee here?

I'll take a captain crunch frappaccino

*sips starbucks*

Ummm i- *giggles* idk *blushes*. Talking t-to you is all the coffee I need *giggles*. Yes siree.

>zipper wallet
>not velcro

step it up

> Flash her a sight of the Starbucks gift card in my wallet

I'd like a conversation about race, please :).
Did you know that the 'christmas cup outrage' was a false flag created by the powers that be for easy mass advertising

I'd like that pussy pls

Can I get a fucking nigger coffee please

Allah akbar

How does it feel working for a heartless and greedy corporation charging $8 for a cup of the cheapest thing to fucking make in the world that hides its greedy corporitist ways by hawking the most faggy and childish 19 year old college student views.

Or, I guess I should ask, how does it feel to fall for that act hook line and sinker?

This is a loaded question:

A: No self respecting Sup Forums would be in a starbucks

B: That looks like a tranny.

HEEEY, That was my line

Coffee. Black.

Nothing. Seriously, I blacked out and walked in here by accident

Give me a venti black coffee
>no fucking sugar
>no fucking creamer

This.
I wouldnt know what to ask for if i went to starbucks

>unzips

I would like a blowjob

You can get me the fuck out of here I don't want your milk drinks with a hint of overroasted coffee in them.

>not having a zipper wallet on a pocket chain

Step it up senpai.

>lol look I'm manly for drinking straight coffee
not that there is anything wrong with that, I usually drink my coffee black.

But if I'm paying for coffee, I might as well get some foamed milk and other flavorings to turn it into a milkshake-like drink.

If I wanted black coffee I'd make it myself.

>having to fasten your wallet

Get on my level.

Hi could I actually get served by her?

*Points to a black barista chick*

1 shartmuccino please

Venti dark roast, no cream. I order this every morning.

Give me a London fog. I bet you don't even know what it is, pleb.

fructose interferes with testosterone production

Can I get a dunkachino?

faggot

I bet you enjoy pumpkin spiced mocha cream macchiato