How does one move to based Russia?

Don't get me wrong, I can't wait for Trump to take office. But after Putin's trolling of Obama with inviting the diplomats to a Christmas party, I think I should go ahead and see about taking the plunge.
>inb4 fuck off we're full
I'm a first generation American born to Norwegian parents. All I want is a /comfy/ life with a Slavic qt to get pregnant with my white babies.

0. Start learning Russian
1. Find a job in an international company in Russia (maybe you'll even get an English soeaking job)
2. Get a tourist visa and visit. Go to job interview and get hired
3. Get a working visa

Thanks Swissbro.
Think a degree in business will suffice?

Yes but the Russians do business rather
Shadily
Not as bad as the Chinese though

I have dual american/russian citizenship
Do companies prefer this if they operate in both countries or is it meaningless?

It's a benefit.

But you have to be employable at least.

Why would you move to a third world shit hole?

Yes. But like get some work experience in some field first Id reccomend.
No. Not in big companies.

Have you ever visited Russia? You may have unrealistic expectations.

>/comfy/
>Russia

Pick one

>Wanting to move to Russia

Surely better than your shitass country, fucking arab shit.

Pretty comfy tbqh

Russians are trustworthy people with some real values.

Witnessed.

Wtf man.
Trying to save you from freezing to death like Napoleon almost did and you insult me.
FUCK YOU PAJEET

Russia a shithole outsid moskau

its an interesting place and living in moscow is good if you have the money

Napoleon was a weak french cuck.
No wonder your country is being overrun by arabs.

brainwashed by RT into thinking Russia is some paradise

They don't want your shitty 60 percent American genes.

What did kek mean by this??

i wanna go to Krasnoyarsk seems nice

>MUH BASED RUSSIA
kill yourself you uninformed murifat Russia is a fucking shithole you don't want to live there

Kek speaks truth

didnt one of ur PM get rape by a arab or somthing

breddy gomfy

Believe me you don't want to live in that degenerated shithole
>slavic qt
Kek that's till they hit 25 after which they look like >pic related
Also every fucking one of them is a golddigger and they openly admit that
I had a friend fall for their cute shit now he is stuck with a psycho bitch which looks like a swollen pig

Russia is only based if you are a devout Christian, but then again you find those communities in many other countries.

Fuck off mongolian.
You will get BTFOd by Russia if you dont shut up.

Yea das rite, Mongolians live to the West of Russia.

>living with drugged out, drunk muzhiks
>comfy

ewwww

Russians are as demoralized as Westerners you moron, perhaps even more, they don't go to church just like the French or Germans

>Being this much of a Russboo
Ask a Russian to exchange citizenships with you and 9/10 will accept your offer

t.toilet cleaner

You know when you all get gassed it wont really matter what we call you.
You will be forgotten.

Is it easier to move to Russia if you're Russian Orthodox Church Abroad?

its absolutely fuckin based ameribro. You should totally do it. I used to work in the logging industry there. Top rubles m8. Sure its cold but that's an excuse only for the pussies. I saw only white people there. Maybe the cold scares away the shitskins. I'm going back again to continue in 2 months. Can't w8 m8.

>a these butthurt haters that havent even been to Russia
Kek

Only untermensch are going to get gassed, which spells bad news for you obviously.

I don't need to clean toilets when I have Slovenian immigrants

>based Russia

Time to panic finnshit, we are not going to protect you anymore.

Well I've been and it sucks.

behave, pshek

kek where you live and how is life there

Depends where I guess.
I love it.

>Russia
>comfy life

No need to treat OP like shit, asshole. Go fuck yourself.

>wants to live in Russia
Just go there for a short time and your desire to live there will be gone, trust me.
t. lived there.

I'm going to take it easy here, you go on and do whatever you want sonny boy.

It's not that hard to obtain Russian citizenship

R A R E

How much do you have to make in russia to be comfy?

>they don't go to church
You are technically incorrect.

However nobody from Sup Forums would like to go among people who do go to church.

Newfag

I spent six months between russian and ukraine. I liked ukraine better.

>Implying anyone cares about a Galician hillbilly's opinion

I don't think citys name will tell anything to you. I live on south and theres only poverty and dirt.
Yep, you've certainly never been outside St-Pt or Moscow.

Enough to not live in Russia in the winter.

>Implying I'm Polish

>Russian
>not going on pilgrimages

Pick just one.

>russia_is_conservative.jpg

>implying it;s not
>implying you can't be a fun loving conservative

You are just mad because you are another lame liberal full of gasses and bigotry towards the wonderful Russian people.

I mean a dollar amount.

Like if i wanted to live in altai

well then you should go to church with polish Sarmats with big moustaches

>Galician
no, I live between Donetsk and Crimea

Nepal!

RARE
A
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I like the bozgor flag. Reminds me of the level on golden eye where u gotta rescue the chick and jump out a window

>non-russian being comfy in Russia
You won't make enough

Fuck off ukrainian shit.
You are not even a real country, get annexed.

1.5k$ is enough, you'll be like upper-middle class.

If you're not a milionaire you're not gonna like it.

If i make 2400 a month with a maxed retirement account?

lost it at the guy squatting behind his teacher.

It's a country where working class scum massively outweights middle class and upper class. Majority of people are literally factory workers, some kind of poorfag security, waiters or cashiers, office workers for private shitty companies that produce nothing useful.
You really won't like it here.

rude desu

> not Polish
> immediately gets 666

muh kielbasa!

inb4 you don't move to Russia, Russia moves to you!

>between Donetsk and Crimea
i.e. Russia.

Don't be an idiot, just because they are currently a convenient ally in global politics doesn't tell you anything about what happens inside the country

Fuck the middle class, it's the source of all the faggotry in the world.

Aristocracy or working class or gtfo.

of course, cremlinbot

I have no idea what are the implications of your retirement account being maxed.

Are you going to make 2400 living in russia?

That's 3- 4 times what I make, and I live pretty comfortably.

However there are some things money can't really buy (unless you are real upper class and live in a complete bubble, servants running errands for you, etc).

For example, if you are used to American customer service in shops, cafes and such, you might experience massive culture shock.

>moving from west to Russia

Why will someone do this?

Ill be getting 2400 in pension and by maxed i mean 500k

It's kinda a lot for Altai, you'll be comfy af if living without burgerking doesn't bother you.

Slav here,

Any women will look like that if they drink/smoke a lot. Slavic women age better than canadian women due mostly to better hygiene.

>I had a friend fall for their cute shit now he is stuck with a psycho bitch which looks like a swollen pig
Yes, if you marry an average Russian girl that's what you can reasonably expect.

Witnessed

come to Polan instead!

if you are inexperienced you won't notice any difference

but why, to be honest?

I don't see the point in living in Altai if you don't live in a wooden house with tons of guns.

What do you mean why?

I was born outside Moscow and St. Petes. But no, havent been there for a long time now.

too close to the new middle east

based russians

Russians tell me the exact opposite, especially about smaller shops or services.

Well he said that, not I. It's a good money for every region of russia, well maybe in moscow you won't be looking and feeling THAT rich and rent prices there are still biting.

>no one checked my double trips

Bad idea burger, we are going to war soon. You would end up in a gulag being raped and worked to death.

I have some acquaintances from California, Colorado and some other that live here(in the small town ~400k population), they say that they wanted a different life, different feel of it i guess.

btw how old are you

>666
hi satan