I'm a researcher and developer from Antarctica. I was just a member of a little hippy micronation started by some rich kid for fun with his daddies money, but, recently, shit has hit the fan. I'v come to announce that there is a mysterious virus that was found in a Mayan temple in Antarctica and now it's about to spread. I'm not sure what the virus is, but, some guy who took pictures of the temple, left with the virus and now you may likely contract it.
It's like he said on twitter, pure evil. Essentially it makes you believe you are feeling better after you are extremely sick, you go around all your friends and family, then you give it to them and suddenly during periodic cycles of the moon, the sickness flares up and you go insane, like bath salts.
