Urgent'ish.
Anyone in London able to let a fellow polack crash at theirs either tonight or tomorrow.
I'm a kiwi who's just been stranded in London for a few days and have no cash (got robbed in north London) & no place to stay.
I thought I'd be ok but didn't know it'd get this cold. Don't leave a fellow meme vet outside on NYE eve/NYE.
I can totally make it worth your while.
Here's a bump, hope someone helps
>New Years eve eve/ New Years eve
Is there something like Traveller's Aid in London? It's meant to help people in your situation
This sounds e x t e m e l y fishy
Thanks bro.
Come on bros.
Bump for my fellow Kiwi.
Good luck user. Tonight I'm partying up in Wanaka, will spare a thought for you and buy a drink in your honour.
Here's a bump lad-o. Go ask in Brit/pol/.
Go to Earl's Court there are plenty of Aussies there.
post a pic of yourself and I'd think about it
I'm in Tottenham and I've been where you've been
I just want to know what you look like so I know you're not some fucking creepy faggot
ya desu thats the best way to go if u look like someone that will kill the user but if u look somewhat normal u might fine someone also bump to help a brother out
dick pix?
Nah mate. Don't lump us Kiwis in with dodgy countries like Iraq and shit. We don't do scamming stuff. Not in our nature.
What a useless fucking suggestion. Its like me telling an Englishman to get help from a bunch of Scots. You might be the same as far as the rest of the world is concerned, you barely have anything to do with each other and don't even speak the same language.
that font is a shit
Yeah bro come on over
Can't you crash at the embassy?
to be honest this sounds kinda fishy, nevertheless have a bump just in case
I got you, user. Hope you dont have a problem sleeping with drunk lithuanian/polish migrants?
Also, were you robbed by shitskins?
Shit sucks m8. Worst case, try and bum 12 quid off people and take a bus from Victoria to Stansted Airport, it's the safest and least dodgy 24/7 free sleeping place you'll find in London area.
What're you doing at the moment to ensure you don't freeze to death? Where abouts in London are you?
Bump.
Good luck.
soz, I'm not in London, otherwise I'd help you out. Have a bump though.
Also, at this time of year, if you kip down in a doorway you're likely to wake up covered in coins.
Bump. Hope you find a place.
Time stamped pic so i can see you're not a generic rapist type, then sure.
It's a college house of 3 females and 2 males tho, and you will be sleeping on the floor.
See
Make sure to block out your eyes
>I can make it worth your while
Sell that ass on Backpage or Craigslist if you're going full blown faggot. You'll get a response within minutes in a city like London.
Looks like your prays may come true OP. Just post a time stamped pic any you can party with this britbong.... assuming your not a rapist or a giant NEET.
Personally though NEETs are harmless I wouldn't want one crashing at my place.
i think the english cold got are friend
>F
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if he was an alright looking lad I wanted him to sleep at mine, all my mates are abroad doing their own thing and I'm lonely ok
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Eight quid to Gatwick. They have a charity for travellers in need there
There's probably something to this.
Maybe write a sign saying 'im kiwi, was robbed, cant get help as everything closed, flying home in two days'. You'll likely get more money thrown at you than any generic beggar might expect.
It seems quite fishy that OPs had two offers requiring only a selfie and he hasn't responded.
Ok bro one sec,
I can give you a bit of a backstory too, I've been in Sweden, Germany, Denmark & aus this year so far so I've got a lot of great stories too.
Also, not a faggot. I meant I can clean your place, give you some of the little cash I have maybe or hang out. I'm a pretty cool dude desu.
Been there already bro, I've done a few nights outdoors before I've asked.
It's sad that one of the few things that reserve my hope for mankind and brotherhood is the hospitality of an online Tajikistani coral reef collecting forum.
They maccas I was at closed down and I've just now got to wifi again.
Let me have a second to crop a pic of me & my qt ex
Send a pic to confirm you're not a hobo, rapist or weirdo
You can stay on my couch on condition that you water my potted plants and polish my silver ware. Then I will serve you tea and you will compliment me on it. You are to be in bed before 11 o'clock and I will kick you out if you don't brush your teeth. I do not like hearing people up and around after that time.
You have to wear pyjamas. If you don't have any I can lend you a pair.
Do you have any eggs?
you going to make him eggs and beans too?
Time stamp bro. It's the best way to be safe. Also post your ex anyway, fuck it why not!
Bump to save a kiwis life
There are still real Brits around after all
>you have to wear pajamas
Dont fuckin do user its the britbong pajama killer
Can't you come to Paris you lazy fuck ? God damn.
Also, e-begging in real time is now officially real and come to Sup Forums's shores. Thoughts?
We will have boiled eggs and toasted soldiers for breakfast
Only Blacks and Irishmen don't wear pyjamas to bed
We are a big group of people
I hope you're a serial killer
Americans tend to sleep in the nude.
Looks like op was a fraud no pic :^(
Ok here you go, also, my family is Italian so not a nigger. Im tanned in the pic because I spent a lot of summer in Brisbane.
what do you mean by pyjamas?
boxers and vest or the button up kind?
Onesies?
I thought you'd be cuter desu. Let him freeze lads.
if this is real you fucking english cucks better take in a brother in need say what you will about the states or the south i know if he was in need someone would take him in dont let this man go threw a other night cold
Who robbed you?
DON'T DO IT BRITS!
How hard is it to make a time stamp?
>don't have a pen and paper
Then take a pic with a shoe on your head.
>Deliberately not posting a timestamped photo
I'm out. Enjoy your night on the street rapist user.
>living in London
>taking in stray ahmeds
Yeah no thanks m8
>my family is Italian so not a nigger
>and you will be sleeping on the floor.
Where is that famous British hospitality user, why can't you spoon with him.
Sorry user can't help i would donate a few bucks but my acct is empty due holydays.
You wear a vest to bed?....
johnlewis.com
I wear these
They're very comfortable
why is she wearing a red burka?
I'm afraid that you would have to shave your beard
sometimes.
i like the room cold, and like the way it looks + feels
Fuck there's some scummy brits in here.
Just head to your nearest hostel and walk in like you belong and hang out in the group areas spaces for the night, will be plenty of people drinking won't even notice you.
Aside from that contact your parents and ask for a transfer of funds.
Is this a meme? Where is this from?
Either way it made me kek
Not a fraud - please all note the maccas wifi is intermittent.
I'll clean your whole apartment if you let me crash more than one night. But yeah I'll do something to help out if you let me stay. Again. No homo.
Also yeah, I can definitely promise I'll be great company. I've traveled a lot & got some mad stories. I also do parkour/urban ex if your into that. Plus I can wing for you if you wanna go out in London on NY, & I'm former straight edge so not a junkie & barely drink.
Make him do gay stuff then post it on here.
Guy got digits
Kek is saying hes legit
is this a real emergency?
I'm on the literal other side of the country, but if you need it I'll help if i can
I would have let you crash at my place.
Hope some brit will help you.
>I've traveled a lot & got some mad stories. I also do parkour/urban ex
You sound awful.
Timestamp or you freeze
Yes, I had the same reaction but it's just for a few nights and you'll be sleeping.
Don't even need to talk to him...
It's not fucking hard. Take a time stamp selfie or shoe on head pic!
>likes the way it looks
While you sleep....
You really activate my almonds user.
It's about the atmosphere before you sleep
Someone help him out you fucking britbong cunts.
Thinking of you from Auckland
>I'm a world citizen.jpg
I still have flashbacks to obnoxious "journeymen" 30 year olds that you end up stuck talking to at hostels in Europe.
>parkour/urban ex
I just picture a few brits drinking and yelling "dance kiwi, dance!" while he tries painfully to show off.
I'd invite him over but then I have guns so I don't know about you brits
He got digits, maybe KEK is trying to tell us something.
KiwiBro, do a pepe smug selfie and post it here.
Looks like an Arab.
no man, in the mirror
I'm a little vain
this guy is so great
Here
I like to spoon with a body pillow with an anime girl on it
Sometimes I put on high heels and watch myself in the mirror. It's not faggy, I'm not a faggot!
Cheers bro. Had an apartment on the corner of queen & Vic this time last year fuck.
Somebody save the kiwi before he's recruited to isis
>Im tanned in the pic because I spent a lot of summer in Brisbane.
And a beard too.
Mahmmud, why do you pray on bongs?
Has world not had enough suffering?
Head over to Newham and sleep in a mosque
How to get raped/robbed 101.
If you wanna risk it and help this guy be armed and don't sleep. Worth it? Nah I didnt think so.
Okay, he seems legit. Help him out Britbong Sup Forumsaks it's your duty to help another white man.
Where?
Any help is appreciated bro
ABORT ABORT
Don't be faggots. I've been on pol for years & I'm WN as fuck.
My mum's a Kiwi, I've been there and can absoloutely tell you good sir that you are a Maori and therefore not white.
Your skin is literally brown and you're asking Sup Forums for help?
HELP THIS MAN OUT!
HE'S LEGIT AND WHITE
HELP THIS MAN OUT BRITS
