ITT WE POST OUR JOBS

ITT: we post pics of our jobs

First two pics are pic related

>try not to expose yourself however, if LEO cover any unit number or bar codes on MDT & such

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So desolate, last night working a blizzard

Pic related

My job is classified.

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Same

Alright last pic gotta run radar now kek

I just missed an 84 in a 65 because of edits

Okay I lied this is the last one, shit looks awesome

I work in a deli lol I want to be a cop

>security contractor

>C L A S S I F I E D

Some winter roofing

I'd love to get into contracting work, I was looking at cargo ship security and noticed the pay is sweet

Any recommendations for anyone in LE trying to get into contracting?

Oregon?

Yeah, OSP

Is the WV cruisers?

Kys

Cool. I live in Astoria. Stay safe.

That looks vury slippury
Thanks brother you too.

Oregon state police

alright ... e-mailing the oregon state police right now

they will for sure find the officer associated with the stop of a Covenark Transport Truck with the Number R2992 and since you provided all of these lovely pics it wont be hard to figure out who is the tax payer money leech shitposting on a nazi right wing website during his paid time at work

I don't wanna drop company names. But a quick google search will get you some of the larger staple companies out there. If you wanna deploy and don't have documented combat, most static security gigs are a good foot in the door. Pay is low comparatively, but this work is about stepping stones and paying dues senpai desu

I'm a gynecologist.

About how much does static security make? I'm going insane in a cubicle.
>f.USMC recently EAS'ed

>studentsindeskswithsomehandsraised.jpg

HS teacher. It's fun.

get any young pussy yet?

>implying I called this in and didn't stop to take a picture

Kek

Gotcha!

I am one of the many automotive engineers that are cheating the emission laws

Ama

Don't you jews have enough data on us already?

you seem nervous

>stopped to take pictures

oh boy im sure that will make it even easier

you think one of your colleagues is going to take a bullet for you or w hat?

one of you has to go

tell us more about your job buddy. i'm really curious. I know that private contractors are very close to the french secrets services, the politics and the petroleum cartel in Africa (what we call here FrancAfrique) in order to spoil the niggers their natural ressources.
But i don't know about Afghanistan, you must protect opium fields? heroin refinery? pipelines construction's site ?

Takend during some CCA training in Korea 2014

viva trump

>Kek

get fucked Mohammad

Fuck you Germany. Our cops don't have refugee rapists to stop most of the time so they sit on highways and pull people over to fine them. As a taxpayer I'd much rather have my local cops shitposting when they have nothing to do instead of handing out tickets.

fellow oregonbro here, Coos County

you guys are all fags and nobody likes you. I don't think I've met a single state trooper that I've enjoyed their company.

Local police are cool and I don't mind sheriffs, but you can all fuck off.

How do you like the new chargers? They look comfy af

DUDE WEED

How does the firmware detect the car is undergoing emissions testing?

Too small for me, I want a Tahoe

probably the coolest thing i saw in that dumpy casino. some old light switch board

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>implying
I have a clean record. Never been pulled over yet I speed every day (20mph+ over)

have fun being a glorified revenue collector

>Sup Forumsacks
>jobs

Programmer / sysadmin. I shitpost from work on occasion. Feels good man.

You don't know about the speed cameras being installed on all the highways? They're like red light cams :^) they won't be announced on the news FYI so if you see ODOT working on the roads at 4am you will know

firefighters were training. here's what they spray painted during their mock rescues

You work in a 1940's telephone switchboard?

>that girl drinking the beer standing up
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

hang on, ill patch you through

Are those for Supervisors and K9's only? Considering the cost of the vehicle I don't think they'd leave it up to choice.

lol, she's average at best. Come to Norway man.

Static you're looking about 65$-75$k. That's bottom tier though senpai. But it a way to start
Oh no, nothing like that. A way to look at PMCs is you have "white", "black", and "grey" contracts. Black is what you'd imagine. Working for people that the international community won't really agree with, mostly illegal stuff with shit gear. White, which is what I'm doing, is work with a major world government agency. One of the alphabet soup agencies for the US for example. And then there's grey. Grey is usually doing work for a western government but they have a hands off relationship with you. Essentially they say "we need this legitimate thing done but we done wanna know how you do it." My first contract was a grey and I hated it, a lot of stress.

Sorry for being vague but you understand

I'll believe it when I see it. This place is trashy enough, the cops could make bank actually doing their fucking jobs and patrolling regularly. But hey, that just means I never get pulled over so good for me.

I pass on average, 5 cars with broken headlights/taillights just commuting ~3 miles to work.

Specialized units, I want an unmarked one
Those are illegal immigrants 9/10
>thinking illegals will show up to traffic court

Thanks for the flag.

rockstar

First you need to know that those tests are normalised, timings, revs, speeds are known beforehand so the ECU can be programmed to react to that.

The ECU checks first if the ODB port is plugged then checks if the car is reving on a dyno or the road using the ABS sensors then applies the changes to railpressure, fire timings etc

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>Those are illegal immigrants 9/10

lmao you obviously know nothing about Coos County. We have ~5% Hispanic population.


made me reply 6/10

Bro thats like a 9/10 here, girls are so fucking stupid and only go for guys way hotter than they are no matter what they look like so thats fucking decent enough for me

How would you treat me as a polite and law abiding spic?.

Nice work. That's diabolical. Who's idea was it? Top level? Manager? Engineer?
That's the kind of shit I would think of doing.

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thank you it's very interesting. A friend of mine who is colonel at the DGSE said to me ALL the western countries now uses PMC in order to avoid legal consequences (la haye, etc) when they want to make an operation outside their borders. So i guess "black" or "grey" is exactly the same for you..
Do you like your job ? what was your personnal training before becoming contractor (stay vague will be enough, its just to have an idea)?

That's sad to hear. She's a six here.

Dutch Politician. Got no pictures.

How many types of car being sold today are cheating emissions and haven't been caught yet?

NH State Trooper?

Worked for the met police, then moved on to SOCA (now called NCA), Pic related is me standing next to Mark Lilley. I was on the team that framed him in Spain.

Construction worker

Whenever I'm rich i'll have to come there and see what i can get lmao

It's Oregon from the decals.

Nevermind.

Geert is that you?

well damnit can you give us ANYTHING that would verify that you are a dutch politician and not just a fucking shitposter?

> not even pretty girls

so what are you?

concept artist?

autistic /wg/ faggot?

maybe you're what? a road? are you literally paid to have people drive on top of you?

The top management wants to hit a goal and gives the engineering teams free hands as long as what they do cant be found

There are many ways to improve the efficency of an engine but they are obviously more expensive to research than adding a few lines of code