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I'll be playing too as Byzantines

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We will start when 5 players have joined

Hey OP
Were you the friendly Canadian that was my ally last time?
Napoleonic reich
Paris
Cyan

Ye ye that's me

Nice.
Let's do this then m8

Let's hope prussia joins in as well

>United Slavic States
>Lavender
>Budapest

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please be a good OP and don't play in your own game, there's always bias when that happens.

Don't worry im canadian

Top right Russia


Green

BUF Empire

One more and we'll start

>israel
>blue or any
>jerusalem

It's nearly 3am and im tired, i dont get the picture

MUPDATE
Take Ankara spill Sofia

That northern +3 city in Egypt

shapiro is a jew
jews get turned to lampshades by the nazis

Fill towards the city nearest to me

Didn't realize Isreal started there, can I move to Madrid?

Any color, Donald Trump.

If I can roll roll to expand south to fill +2 and +1 city.

Take wheat in southeast.
Make way into germany

Who the fuck are you

Fill all of Israel and conquer all surrounding and nearby cities!

he's calling his grandparents lampshades, like in the holocaust stories

...

take belgrade
take vienna
spill into krakow

That's right, good goy, leave Israel to the chosen

Name pls

why the fuck are half the cities in tiny printed russian i cant type them

zoom in faggot

I'll swim straight for you once I have the delegates.

waiting on slavs

btw +2 bonus

Still in russian you retard

holy fuck op kill yourself leaf

My body is ready

its not in russian

Fuck off you blind cunt everyone else can read it

2 minutes for slavs to respond

Sweden
Pink
Stockholm
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united slavic states

k thanks mane

MUPDATE
Take nearby cities

Don't forget your bonuses faggots

Fill Southern Sweden

Take the wheat.
Spill goes to getting luxembourg

I didn't get to roll?

Fill Israel, take all nearby cities

Grey, Berlin

Greater Armenia

gray

Yerevan

pick different color

red

also if i can roll for this turn then fill armenia and georgia

you joined last turn, couldn't roll

shalom Goy! Would you like to be my ally!

Filling +1 and +2 city to my south and the +1 to my east. After that move north east for that +2 and +1.

why yes merchant, that sounds good. we can acquire shekels together

asuhh dudes. Haven't played risk in months now but I'm pretty much a legend over in the Sup Forums circles
make me
>wallonia
>brown
>belgium

>mikepence.jpg

muh sides

add me in silly negro

MUPDATE
Take bucharest spill to other cities

bonus fix

take vienna, krakow, and that random bosnian city near belgrade

no more players allowed

take as many nearby cities as possible

head towards and capture Tbilisi, spills just fill armenia and georgia

fug shit roll, prioritise hamburg

:^^^^^^^)
Take all surrounding cities!
Expand concentrically
defend all

Yes yes goy! Together we can take out the Byzantines!

Invade Belgium

Fill Sweden. Take Åland and Norway if possible.

+4 bonus sorry

hey napoleon will u be my fwend? :3
>invade netherlands capture amsterdam

No OP I said the 2 cities to my south including the +1, then I was supposed to grab the 2 cities to my north east instead of pointlessly blobbing out.

Fix my roll. Then I'll roll for northern +1 city, and then the +2 in Portugal after that move south for the +2 in Africa.

oh look you really went and did it now oh yeah you're so strong well let me tell you something napoleon you are actually a fag so what are you going to do now?

no u

hey dude
I know that one time I said you were gay wasn't cool and I'm sorry if I ruffled any feathers but can u not kill me :3

We can thrive together and you can spank me like you're my daddy ;)

MUPDATE
Fill all nearby regions

Keep invading Belgium

ally? two reichs, two powerhouses

take hamburg

spill hanover

If spill use to take calais

kill napoleon
He's a colossal niggerjew and also, to a certain degree, a fag

Conquer Norway.

Sure

wacky is kill

get that potato in southern russia, spill to rostov-on-don

hold me closer tiny dancer
count the headlights on the highway

Fix bonus

>2
Get fucked

Fill those cities in the north east then the +2 in Portgual followed by the +2 down south in Africa. Don't waste a single T on pointless filler.

just know that irl I have a massive cock and I fucked ur gf

>tfw you roll 1

I'll 1v1 fight you no re faggot watch me bang ur mum

but it makes your empire look so nice

dude be cool ok my mom is sitting right next to me and she can see you making fun of me I don't want u to get in trouble but watch out faggot because the storm is coming

MUPDATE
Continue conquering cities

relevant map from a game yesterday

so pretty

keep moving for that potato and rostov-on-don

Conquer Norway

FUCK YES

spill toward kharkiv if enough

Take Amsterdam
Go south to Lyon

Take nuremberg and frankfurt