Help thread #2

So mods deletes thread or whatever.

I'm at waterloo station.

Turkbro, b&b guy, first dude (Tottenham?) & Others,

Who's closer ?

Alternatively... could anyone do two nights?

Again, please no one Rob me I've got 20 pounds till the eighth.

RAPE HIM

jk* All posts are fiction by this IP etc.

Put up email.
I'll send some pounds..
Then set up PayPal pay so your can pay for stuff Via phone?
I'm too far away to help, but will send some money.

Also. Mods fuck off. This is obviously legit.

That's awesome bro but I need a credit card to set up PayPal & mine got taken so I canceled it. So... I can't set one up? Or is there a other way?

Thank you.

>Catalog
Of you get money wired to your PayPal account, move it to your bank account and then use apple/android pay.

What happened and how OP?

What happened, what do you need?

It's very late for most London anons to be on here.:(

I dot have a PayPal?

Sorry man, I'm really tired and don't do international transfers or use PayPal so may be a bit ... slowish.


Robbed and stranded in London.

dam bro.run and hide take more pic

file police report user seems like a scam and ur a junkie merhaps

Stay in the station and try in the morning. Most London anons are sleeping.

He wasn't asking for money, I suggested it, and be rejected the offer. Hardly junkie behaviour.
If you can find a hostel, I'll pay it direct.

I can help if you need money for food or ticket home, the tricky part is that you'll have to give information and that is a fucked up thing to do around here.

Thanks bro. You on Snapchat or something? Could I take a raincheck. I only need like a few nights accommodation. Hopefully I'm sorted for the next two at least. But after that ...

Of ib eat in your position, id phone the closest rugby club, they might still be drinking, and there is no way they would let you stay on the street. You're a kiwi, they will help you.

Thanks bro. Same as what I said above?

have you callled your embassy?

Make disposable gmail.

GO TO YOUR EMBASSY

embassy info, should be helpful
>New Zealand House 80 Haymarket
>London SW1Y 4TQ.
>Tel: 020 7930 8422 - Fax: 020 7839 4580
>Nearest Tube: Piccadilly Circus

Ok. Done.

What did they took from you

Go on plebbit, more people use it and more that can potentially help you

Post it. I'll mail you there.

call the embassy, they can help

Call the police and the New Zealand embassy you dopey cunt.

Call the Canadian Consulate and request a refugee application.

They are handing those out and approving them like candies

KEKEKEKE AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks friend! Dont forget to like and subscribe for more spicy future comments

Stop being silly, they don't give those to white people.

ahahaha
This is the funniest thread I have seen in a while.

>Dopey Kiwi travels to London
>immediately gets robbed
>comes to beg Sup Forums to come save him
>Reduced to refugee status
>Seeks new life in canada free from the dangers of catching a train by himself

Embassy don't do shit.

Money & shopping, got my phone back tho

Oi lad, just say youre 12 years old and a refugee, theyll find a house and £300 per week for you

Mail what?

Sorry I'm being difficult

Keep an eye on the other thread

He wants you to create a new email address that you can post here.

After that he will email you privately and try to help you

dude, head to the new zealand high commission

New Zealand House, 80 Haymarket, St. James's, London SW1Y 4TQ
020 7930 8422


explain the situation, hopefully they can help.

Probably details about how to meet up so he can rescue you.
Probably doesn't want to share all the details with the rest of us.
You incompetent fuckwit.

I feel sorry for whoever ends up housing this retard.

Fuck off we're full.

I can't meet up I'm hundreds of miles away, but I will help with money for a hostel.

Oh please god, someone find him, steal his passport and get him deported to south africa.

Don't be dumb. If he lost all his ID, they'd give him a car, house, 1200 euros a week, 3 girls to rape, and management position at the nearest business because he's clearly an immigrant fleeing the wartorn wasteland of his home country.

His documentation is the only thing keeping him from being cozy.

Talk to the cops or go to the fucking NZHC you spacker.

OK [email protected]

It's sad that you would wish that on our little brother user.
No one should have to be sentenced to that African shithole.

A brit user is going to meet him, check the other thread, the guy is freezing and the other user went to pick him up

Mate, this is fucking sad.

Come up to Highgate station and I'll give you £50.

He won't be able to see Big Ben if he goes that route. You can't expect a tourist to pass that up.

You liar

>traveling outside of hobbiton
>ever

Go to 19-25 Cowcross St. (Near Farringdon station) and ring up number four twice. The entrance is "under" the building between a salon and a Starbucks.

Don't you have family that loves you?

Also, what is the story besides "user got robbed"

Mail sent

link it?

My god! He'll miss the bongs!

>Robbed and stranded in London.
Must be those pesky immigrant poles!

Yeah, seriously. How the fuck do you get robbed?

Who's place is it?

Honestly?

Been there, they can't help.

THE PLOT THICKENS, A TURK IS GOING TO HELP HIM OUT, OH MY GOD, A SHITSKIN IS HELPING HIM!

I can't find that other thread either. Is someone going to meet him?

HAHAHAHA

Enjoy being homeless you stupid cunt

Prove that you're not a serial killer and I'll give you £100.

Why are we helping this stupid fuck?

We should be laughing at the dumb fuck

>they can't help.

Did you file a police report then get them to take you to the embassy? Usually the best way to do it from what I understand.

lol
this turk is going to further rob him
OP is going to end up a Rotherham rape slave.

Why don't you send him to Hamlet towers you cocksucker.

Because I'm serious. If he's a tourist in peril (and an Anglo one at that), then I've got his back.

He probably didn't I bet he didn't even get robbed. Probably just went out last night, spent all his money on drugs and now he expects Sup Forums to cover the cost.

Fuck him.

Don't trust a turk. Are you fucking nuts? This is why the retard got robbed. No street smarts.

Sonce you guys are helping someone you don't even know, I'm a Frenchman stranded in my hometown, can you send me some money for me to pay a hotel instead of sleeping with doggos and GF?

>london
>euro
>us flag

I bet my ass it's a woman, seriously... a guy can't get into this kind of mess by himself.

>Because I'm serious.
I'm sorry i take that back buddy, i wanted to send him a few dollars via paypal but he doesn't have an acct or a card to open one.

Yeah, I'm doubtful that he'll come anyway. He isn't responding to me.

Is there any street cams so we can watch the kiwi getting mugged by the turk and starving to death in the street?

OP if you want a place to sleep just say you don't like immigration and the police will arrest you for hate speech

Seriously, just get to any hostel and ask if you can work there for a bed and breaky or find out a way to solve problems on your own - you shouldn't be travelling if you can't even handle making plans for worst-case situations

He is answering on the other thread...

Do you have a Snapchat or Instagram?

I'm not sharing personal info. I'm trying to help you out here, remember.

The good news is that the Waterloo McDonalds opens at 5AM, so you should be nice and toasty in about an hour. It's cold out tonight, I know.

The other good news is that the British police are generally extremely helpful and kind to tourists, and if you actually contact them and ask them for their advice, they will definitely AT LEAST point you in the right direction. They might even drive you up to Highgate if you ask nicely. They're really that nice, no joke.

The bad news is that the longer you refuse to give me even the basics of a credible story, the less I believe you, and the more this feels like a trap.

I hope you get help bro

just send him to the mail he shared imbecile

>he's an anomoose that will hack your life
fag

kek

Meet you in spoons

Embassy is closed lad, could try phoning though

Man up and sleep in the street you pussy

...

This is definitely a troll or a scam

Your embassy is there to help you you fucking moron. Go in, anytime of day, and they will get you a plane ticket back home.

Why would I even want him to know who I am?

If it's a real emergency, then he can share his face with everyone here.

I'm not joking, I'll give him the money. I just want to be 100% sure that my safety is assured, and more importantly, that I'm not getting ripped off in a scam.

There is a consular emergency number for all times on the last line.

Holy shit called it, I was in his original thread (this is the third) and he said his gf cucked him in Sweden so he came to stay here and got robbed.

If you still need a hand, I'm training up to Waterloo tomorrow morning for festivities, could lend a helping hand. But your embassy sounds like the best bet bro

if you can get near edmonton i'll help u out m8

fuck off with this Sup Forums tier panhandlig

i suppose you live in a flat
wear mask, give him blankets and let him sleep on the hallway
or drop the money from the window, pass it through the door,
so much for saving the white race, when you can't even save a dude

true hero