What's a good analogy for a girl who's pregnant and single and already looking for a cuck to raise the expecting child...

What's a good analogy for a girl who's pregnant and single and already looking for a cuck to raise the expecting child? I seem to see it more and more lately.

Being stuck with paying a bank loan debt that you didn't even get the money from.

Deg, short for degenerate. That's not specific enough though, maybe cuck seeker? That way if you call her it she can look up cuck and actually know you've insulted her.

A ticking timebomb

Being stuck for paing a bank loan debt for abortion.

I was looking more from the female perspective. Like she's trying to find a new baker before the last one's cake is even done.

Single mom in training?

Drowning woman grasping for a life preserver.

Do they really think we can't find out who is the real father? Or do you mean they tell the cuck about it?

White girl privalage
Even if you could throw the pussy in the air and make sunshine it's not worth it

Beta chasers
Gibs me dat
I have 3 income
Father=\=biology

Probably cum dump even though it won't catch on because they love to say sperm donor even the bastards parrot it.

Maybe "joined the club"
Like single mothers club

Bank loan abortion ???
Could this be it

Perhaps something like...
>Just because your baker was a dick doesn't mean the cake is gonna turn out tasting bad, and who knows, if you find a new baker, perhaps he can make the cake taste even better.

The word "cuckold" comes the bird called the Cuckoo, which lays its eggs in the nest of other birds.

So we call them Cuckoos?

That's actually good.

Holy shit cucks and cuckoos. It's fucking perfect. Digits confirms.

the """"""virgin""""" mary.

>ywn into a preggo
feels bad man

I've had sex with multiple women who were pregnant, well into the 7th month. The sex is Amazing! They're extremely horny at all times, and all they want to do is either swallow your dick or get fucked like a dirty whore. Be sure to drop them as soon as the 8th month starts, literally go off the grid. Preferably give a false name/ burner phone the whole time your piping that pussy.

>be 22
>girl from middle school has had 3 children
>only posts about her kids, clubbing, and her inability to keep a man
>27-year-old single mom you fucked in the ass only ever posts about video games and her kid, prior to entering a relationship with a nu-male this past summer
>tfw no gf

Lion's Law should be in place. A woman pregnant with an absent father, and dated again, the man has the right to force the child's death, so long as he vows to impgrenate her with his own seed before the year is out.

Yeah I'm talking about Facebook

Checked

>Double Doubles

Stop using cuckbook you cuck, go out and get a girlfriend

discount rack

>tfw the only girl i ever loved is a single mother now
>she really wants me to be a cuck for them
>I'm redpilled enough to say 'fuck no' to that
>every normie """friend""" i have now hates me because i ignore her and call her a slut (she is a slut btw)

How can I drop this fucking cunt? I don't want to raise that poor kid desu, and I stopped caring about her after i realized that she is the personification of degeneracy.

How? All the girls I've dated in the past 4 years haven't been into relationships. The only gf material I've dated in living memory moved away to commute 2 1/2 hours daily to an unpaid internship in New York. All the girls I know have boyfriends and are my coworkers, except a few hipsters I went to college with who wouldn't date or sleep with me.
I probably should delete fagbook, though. It only makes me rage.

just forget about her. i.e. block her number/fb/etc.

t. similar case here

>Roastie

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A pregnant woman trying to date is like:

>Selling a cart to a horse

"The horse doesn't need a cart, but the cart salesman keeps insisting that it will be fun and the load isn't that heavy. Real horses pull carts all day.

In fact, you should be paying me for the pleasure of pulling my cart."

What horse would turn down such a good deal?

fucking tinder. jesus. improve your miserable ass if you don't like what you catch at first.

I honestly wanna fuck a pregnant chick that isn't having my baby. Just because it's something to cross off the bucket list.

get new friends. seriously, abandoning social connections is the ultimate redpill.

read "the gervais principle" if you haven't already. it's free online, last i checked.

>tinder
I've used it. It's gotten me laid, but it hasn't gotten me a gf. I hope you give better advice IRL.

You're a fucking dumb ass

I've never understood males "I won't disrespect the word "men") who willingly raise other men's kids.

There's no blood bond, you'll never be the father, the kid won't give a fuck what you think or say. You're investing your resources into that? I know the drive to fuck and spawn is strong, but god damn.

My favorite part was she swallowed my load, i told her that her body would use my cum to build his child growing in her belly.

>Canadian education

I learned here that there can no true despair without hope. So, as these women waste their prime taking the cocks of strangers in the bathroom stalls of clubs, I will feed them hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can ride the cock carousel and still secure commitment from a desirable man after they have hit The Wall, like children of wealth given a lump sum at age 18, who squander it and later bemoan the destitution they brought upon themselves. You can watch me torture
an entire sex and when they have truly understood the depth of their failure, we will fulfill Elliot Rodger's destiny. We will destroy the Western Women and when it is done and they are...single moms and fatasses...

...then they have my permission to cry.

Don't you think that's a bit extreme?

single moms are beyond salvation

I show no mercy for the wicked. I want to help and give them advice, but deep down I know the only way they can change is by suffering.

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