>be American, >start saving for college at age 5

TOPfuckingkek! How poor do you guys have to be??

>be american
>go to college for 4 years
>still stupid

how

if you do good in high school practically any state school can be attended for relatively free, it is kids lack of effort that makes this system less appealing. The idea of "free college" is the biggest crock of horse shit that has ever been presented.

>be leaf
>if you kill your enemies they win

>tfw you didn't with your QT3.14 slavic highschool sweetheart to new york city so she could attend juilliard on a full ride
>tfw she just got married

>Two former British colonies laughing at a third
>One is being replaced by Chinese
>The other can't be found on most maps

>tfw fell for the computer science meme

females are the bane of the masculine existence, always have been and always will be

yet i still love then , which is precisely why they are said bane

it's rather pathetic, is it not

That shit is symbolic to teach the kids to be evolved humans who can delay gratification.

If I take them away, will you die?

>saving up to waste your money
top lel

blame your penis
also western society

I know that feel bro...

Go apply some more ointment to the head of your dick you greasy rat eyed jew

>be a leaf
>.....
I guess that's it, nothing worse than a fucking leaf. Day of rake is upon you

Shut up you poo pee land resident.

we all will die regardless if you take them away or not, but truth be told; taking them awya would probably prolong male life.

Girls make us do retarded things

It's rather ironic that westernized society is unraveling everything humanity has worked so hard to achieve

Never forget that life without women would be a pain in the ass.

considering that life with women is still a pain in the ass, a less of one albeit, but still; nonetheless, men can never truely win

>It's rather ironic that westernized society is unraveling everything humanity has worked so hard to achieve

Eh not really. I think if you look at american 1950 to 1965 you'll see that something happened. It wasn't natural.
I don't claim to know what, but hippies didn't come from nowhere

it's nice when you have a gf who doesn't annoy you and makes you food and rubs your back at night after you nut in her. i'd say the yearly net cost of my gf including gas is around 200 bucks if that.

what are you implying?

God bless Our Greatest Ally

...

>Be Kiwi.
>Borrow money from govt to study.
>When qualified you leave the country and never bother to pay your loans back.
>Come home for trip.
>Get arrested arriving at NZ airport.
>Bitch and complain to the media about oppression.

The retards borrowing money in this country are going to sink it.

>Be Australian
>Get stabbed and then bitten by 3 meter tall tarantulas

honestly in the 20s when the 19th amendment was ratified, women's rights practically doomed this nation.

in all seriousness, it was the first domino to fall

but i agree, you really start seeing the short term effects of it during the 60s and 70s, their voices became more vocal etc.

That's okay, your mom's saliva is enough

and then they started voting for people to mass immigrate non-euros hmmm

>be american
>get stabbed and then bitten by a 3 meter tall nigger

Thank you greatest ally

>be american
>shoot nigger
>get off for free

Troo dat mang

>Parents should have initial investment in Vanguard Roth IRA for you while a toddler

>me feelz badz for yur life if dealt shitty cardz N sheit

>muh dik

a confounding theme appears, women being the bane of humanity, in particular a masculine humanity.

>not going to the University of Florida for $104 a credit and seeing a 6 gorrillian percent ROI


shiggy diggy faggots

>what is a scholarship?
for some reason yuropoors have no idea that we have those